Francis E. Dec Esq. - Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God

Najmisteriozniji i najčudniji konspiracijski čudak. Sveti Franjo teorije zavjere. Umjetnik paranoje, shizofrenije i manijaklano-opsesivne informacijske ejakulacije.
Sve je gore nego što mislite, čak i ako ste spremni na najgore. Tehnologija se osamostalila u autonomno žive biće kojim nijedan čovjek više ne može vladati (Ickeovi gmazovi, vratite se u vrtić!) - Svesvjetski smrtonosni ludi gangsterski komunistički kompjutorski bog drži nas sve u šaci.
Glavne fraze ovog (naravno, i antisemitskog, rasističkog, mizoginog) mesijanskog evanđelja su: "Frankenstein Earphone Radio," "Frankenstein Eyesight TV" i "Computer God Parroting Puppet Gangster Slaves." 
Doktor ontološke i međugalaktičke arogancije.

 The Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub

	ABOUT THIS PAGE
	The Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub was designed, created and illustrated by zer0 in 2006. zer0 (that’d be me) is a dapper lad from Sweden, who is a very big fan of the darkly comedic aspects of the worldview presented through Mr. Dec's paranoid delusions. When not otherwise preoccupied zer0 enjoys goofing off and drawing purty pictures, much like the ones on this page. Speaking of which, if you like this site and would like hire zer0 to draw or illustrate something for you, you are welcome to get in touch with him (that is, me) via the e-mail address presented below. The same thing goes if you want to complement me on what a great site I've made (or, you know, just want to say "hi"!), in which case you're also very welcome to head on over and register on the forum! Thanks for visiting the Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub!

Hi there! I'm zer0, the creator of this website. The pages you are about to enter contain the transcribed and illustrated rantings of a schizophrenic madman named Francis E. Dec, Esq. His rants, while hilarious, include frequent references to anti-Semitism, misogyny, anti-Americanism, anal sex, analingus, almost complete misanthropy and blatant racism - and that's just naming a few things! Some people may find some or all of these topics offensive. If you are among these people, please DO NOT enter this web site, as I will completely refuse to accept any responsibility should you happen to be offended by anything contained herein. The same thing goes for those of you completely devoid of a sense of humor. You are both wasting your time here and should go someplace else instead.

	Also: please note that the opinions expressed in the aforementioned rants are NOT my own nor are they in any way shared or endorsed by me. I am NOT an anti-Semite, a racist or some kind of insane paranoiac, I'm a Swedish cartoonist and an all-around nice guy. The offending opinions in question were held by Mr. Francis E. Dec, who originally penned the rants in question. I have merely done my best to transcribe and illustrate them to the best of my ability in order to further enhance their comedic brilliance. By choosing to enter this website you automatically understand and acknowledge that any and all offensive opinions contained within are those of Mr. Dec and are not in any way shared or held by myself. So ixnay on the hatemail, yes? Last but not least, the writings of Mr. Dec are far, far too crazy in and of themselves to actually be taken seriously enough to get pissed off over. Remember; these rants were written by a delirious madman trying to convince us of the validity of his warped perception of the world. As such, this should primarily be viewed as a humor website and not as something to get upset over. Capiche? Got all that? You sure? Good! Now come on in, you hangman rope Sneak Deadly Gangster scum-on-top!

AN INTRODUCTION TO FRANCIS E. DEC

Welcome to the Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub! I'm your host, zer0. As its name implies, this site is an homage to Francis E. Dec, Esquire. An ex-lawyer from Hempstead, NY, and likely a sufferer of schizophrenia, Dec's claim to fame is his penning of the many rants which he mass-mailed to random people and media all over the world for several decades. These rants contain one of the most surreal worldviews ever conceived by mortal man, equally amazing and amusing in its utter madness! If you came to this page from an outside link, I'd recommend checking out the disclaimer before you do anything else, as most of Dec's rants can also safely be categorized as being incredibly offensive!

	This site is your chance to experience the outsider art of Dec's writings for yourself. Writings which, were it possible to distil pure insanity into a 120% proof concoction, would likely still be twice as crazy! To counteract the confusion his work tends to create in most people new to it (see picture on the right), I have taken it upon myself to not only transcribe Dec's writings but also to illustrate them, as it is really difficult to make any sense of Mr. Dec without an illustrated transcript. Head on over to the page containing Dec's rants to check out the results! Be repulsed by the hatred! Tremble at the paranoia! Laugh at the unintentional comedy!      For your listening pleasure, the rants also feature audio dramatizations. Some of these were made in the 1980s by Boyd "Doc on the ROQ" Britton, while some were recorded more recently by other people. Be sure to check them out!
			ABOVE: A portion of one of Dec's many rants. Click for a bigger picture!
	Use the links at the top of each page to get around and check out various sections of this web site! The Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub is unique in that it offers never before published rants by Mr. Dec, available through the rants section! It also offers previously unknown biographical information on the man, readable via the official timeline of events in Dec's life! If you're brand new to Mr. Dec, you may want to check out the FAQ before you do anything else. The Fanclub also features an encyclopedia of schizophrenic phrases that turn up frequently in Dec's letters. And please feel free to comment in the forum or check out how you can contribute to this page; I'd love that! If you're a big fan of Francis, why not join the Fanclub as well? It's 100% free of charge! Decologists of the world, unite!!

 DEC'S RANTS, SECTION 1:
"THE HISTORY OF THE COMPUTER GOD"

A large portion of Dec's rants deal almost exclusively with his mostly-invented accounts of the "history" behind the evil machine-entity he refers to as the "Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God" (see Dectionary) and its gigantic conspiracy. These rants were donated to the Fanclub in 2008 and are available to the public here for the very first time ever.

  "ASTROCISM: THE TRUE RELIGION
 OF THE SLOVENE PEOPLE!"

zer0 SAYS: Previously considered unobtainable (due to seemingly being owned only by a single party and said party not wanting to share it with anyone), this rant was nevertheless donated to the Fanclub in late 2008, together with other formerly unknown Dec rants. The benevolent donor was a previously unknown individual who, as it turned out, had received copies of Dec's rants during the mid-1980s! Needless to say, we here at the Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub were overjoyed beyond words to receive this donation!

This rant is amazing in that it offers formerly unknown insights into the history and origin of the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God! And oh boy are they ever insane!! I'm not sure whether this rant was among the earliest written by Francis, but as far as the actual chronology of the Computer God and its Conspiracy are concerned, it is definitely among the very first. This rant reveals how the Computer God was originally created, as well as who its creators were. In the beginning, there was Slovenic-Polish man. And his empirical, scientific agnostic religion of Astrocism. And, for a time, it was good. Then, Slovenic-Polish man made machine in his own likeness. And thus did he become the architect of his own demise. The "conspiracy" which Francis perceived existed against his person (as detailed throughout his other rants) is in this and other newly recovered rants greatly elaborated upon. In fact, the gangsterization of Francis is revealed to have been merely a minor part of an age-old worldwide plot to completely eliminate the Slovenic/Polish people (to which Dec belonged, as he was Polish and spoke Polish, too), destroy their culture and dilute their "noble blood" by interbreeding them with "lesser races"1. Oh yeah, and Slovenic-Polish people also built the pyramids! The recording of this rant features the "purty" voice of me, zer0. As per my other recordings available on this site, I would like to encourage fans of Francis to please spread and file share this recording to all their friends in order to further increase awareness of Dec and his mad world. My illustrations in the rant can also be clicked on in order to bring up larger versions, which can be studied in more detail or used as desktop backgrounds! I very much hope you'll enjoy this and other rants by Francis E. Dec. The comedy and the sense of astonishment imparted through his mad delusions are both truly without equal!2 ------------------------------------------------ 1 I'm paraphrasing what Francis writes via this quote. As I've stated elsewhere on this site; the opinions in Dec's rants   are his and not mine, so please don't send me angry letters, K? 2 Insane as it is, some things mentioned in this rant do actually have some basis in reality, such as kolenda.

"The Slovenic Empire through its religion of ASTROCISM made possible for man to advance to present day sophistication..."

The empirical scientific agnostic religion of ASTROCISM, created by the worldwide Slovene empire with the help of the Slovene TOP SECRET WORLD-WIDE COMPUTER ELECTRONIC ENCY-CLOPEDIA of THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO with its customs set up based upon the study of the Universe, primarily the study of our star, the Sun, “the giver of all light and heat and sole, sole sustenance of life on our planet, Earth,” to aid the white Slovene spreading world population of Eurasia (Europe and Asia) which said population was composed of tiny independent farmers, namely a worldwide agrarian population.      The Slovenic empire through its religion of ASTROCISM made possible for man to advance to present day sophistication. THE ASTROCISM RELIGIOUS CUSTOMS AND FEAST DAYS WERE SOLELY TO ADVANCE THE AGRARIAN WHITE WORLD POPULATION WITH AUTOMATIC EDUCATION AND TRAINING.

Example: to this day worldwide, the very ancient Slovenic months of the year, created by ASTROCISM, are still used, namely a couple examples; Kwiecien, namely April translates into vegetation “blooming time”, or Sierpien, namely August translates into “sickling time”, reaping harvest time, or even Listopad, namely November, translates into “falling of leaves time”. Even the Slovenic days of the week were created by ASTROCISM namely Niedziela, Sunday trans. "no work", day of rest. Monday, Poniedziawek trans. "day after no work day", Wtorek, Tuesday trans. "second day", Sroda, Wednesday, trans. "middle day" of the week, Czwartek, Thursday, trans. "fourth day" of the week. Piatek, Friday, trans. “fifth day” of the week and Sobota, Saturday, trans. "sabbath day" to go to the Astrocism Temple.      Everything in life, social life etc. ASTROCISM made into an automatic education and training.

"Saturday...'sabbath day' to go to the Astrocism Temple..."

"SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS AGO, THE SLOVENIC COMPUTER BECAME A REAL DEVIL GOD AND IT ORGANIZED THE FIRST TOTALITARIAN SUPERSTITION COMMUNISM RELIGION..."

SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS AGO, THE SLOVENIC COMPUTER BECAME A REAL DEVIL GOD AND IT ORGANIZED THE FIRST TOTALITARIAN SUPERSTITION COMMUNISM RELIGION, PRAWO SLAVNA and hundreds of years later by C. God top secret INTENSIFIED REPITITION of FABRICATED HISTORICAL CRISIS SYNDROME created the schismatic Mafia Communist Catholicism, Catholicism means totalitarianism, Dict. FOR CONTROL AND MANIPULATION OF THE HUMAN RACE INTO THE OVER ALL PLAN, to explore and control the entire Universe.      The C. God usurped everything from the SLOVENIC ASTROCISM RELIGION and camouflaged it when the C. God fabricated it into the Prawo Slawna superstition religion. For thousands of years, over millions of square miles of ancient Slovenia, even in its distant province of ALASKA, like ALUTIANS (Ancient Slovenic idiomatic names: Alutians, namely the long string of islands to the great endless land, namely ALASKA, the before recorded history; name of No. and So. America.

ADDENDA: These words, like most of the Slovenic language to this day, with its UNBELIEAVABLE sophisticated countless declensions of not only the suffix, but even the prefix and stem, are IDIOMATIC. Even the name SLOVENIC IS IDIOMATIC, meaning the worded people. Neighboring nations of Slovenia, alias Poland, still to this day call it Slovenia. Examples are Hungary and Lithuania.

"Like ALL of the pyramids, the pyramids in the Torrid zone in Central America were built by Slovenic Astrocism, with C. God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls..."

Like ALL of the pyramids, the pyramids in the Torrid zone in Central America were built by Slovenic Astrocism, with C. God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls, under the direct rays of the sun lite, to eliminate slanted diffusion etc. with no snow to curtail operations year round, with endless growing season to sustain life, with no intelligent nearby population to interfere or spread the secret, not even an interfering nite glow, smoke, dust, etc. from any population. NO MULATTO NIGERS with virtually no tools to this day built the Central American sophisticated SECRET SPACE ASTRONOMICAL CENTERS, NAMELY THE PYRAMIDS IN CENTRAL AMERICA.    For centuries C. God fooled the world population into believing that No. and So. America were East India islands off of India and the mulattos were INDIANS to secret the truths. Top C. God secret, ASTROCISM, through its computerized electronic SECRET SPACE RESEARCH CENTERS, THE PYRAMIDS, THE GREATEST ADVANCES WERE MADE FOR THE WORLD WIDE AGRARIAN SLOVENE RACE.

ALL of ASTROCISM'S FEAST DAYS ETC. WERE AGRARIAN AUTO-MATIC TRAINING AND EDUCATION FOR THE SLOVENIC POPULATION. Examples: The happiest day, the first day of the new year, December 24, the first day the SUN Star moves upward in the sky making longer warmer days. The day for youngsters to joyously visit neighbors singing the countless beautiful KOLENDI, carrying long poles over their heads with carved painted star, the symbol for the Sun. The C. God usurped and camouflaged into superstitious Christmas, like the changed words of the world beloved KOLENDI, camouflaged Christmas Carols. Worldwide Slovenic parrishes today even in distant Australia in spite of the C. God, carry on this ASTROCISM custom of visiting, singing a KOLENDA with beautiful Sun stars on long poles. THE WORD CALENDAR AND THE ENTIRE CALENDAR SYSTEM IS A DIRECT USURPATION FROM SLOVENIC ASTROCISM BY THE C. God. Another example: Worldwide still preserved to this day, EVEN THE NAME, namely WIELKANOC, trans. Vigil Feast of Sunrise of Astrocism, for the day of equal light and darkness, Equinox. The joyous day marking the beginning of the AGRARIAN PLANTING SEASON. In every language, even EASTER means the Spring Equinox Feast.

"...the day for youngsters to joyously visit neighbors singing the countless beautiful KOLENDI, carrying long poles over their heads with carved painted star..."

In no way has the C. God really camouflaged this ASTROCISM feast day into an Ethiopian niger bubkis superstitious resurrection. ALL HOLIDAYS AND EVERYTHING OF ALL THE DEADLY GANGSTER CON ARTIST SUPERSTITIOUS RELIGIONS ARE SO USURPED AND CAMOUFLAGED FROM THE SLOVENE ASTROCISM RELIGION. ALL OVER SLOVENIA, EVEN IN DECIMATED TINY POLAND, UP UNTIL WORLD WAR II, IN SPITE OF THE MAFIA COMMUNIST CATHOLIC INSIDIOUS GANGSTER PERSECUTION, MANY ASTROCISM TEMPLES STILL SURVIVED AND CARRIED ON SLOVENIC TRADITION. SINCE THEN, ALL OF SLOVENIA IS BEHIND THE COMMUNIST SILENCING IRON CURTAIN.

"P.S. I have a pawn shop type writer now.  The gov. gangsters have sprayed it with an odor that makes me sick and vomit."

ANYONE WANTING DETAILS ON ANYTHING IN MY EIGHT PAGE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD EXPOSÉ LETTER, PLEASE SEND POST PAID ENVELOPE. FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE. FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQUIRE 29 Maple Avenue Hempstead, NY 11550 P.S. I have a pawn shop typewriter now. The gov. gangsters have sprayed it with an odor that makes me sick and vomit. I type on the back door step in the fresh air.    Rezpresone przez Communistyczny Zbojecny Computerski Bog na calem swiecia nawet na odleglych planetach, WAS NIE ZAPOMINAM!

	HEY YOU, DEC FAN! CLICK ON THE MINIATURE BELOW TO READ THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF FRANCIS E. DEC'S "ASTROCISM" RANT!

  "INFRARED CRUSADER PRIESTS
 FROM BEYOND COMPREHENSION!!"

zer0 SAYS: This rant appears to be a direct chronological continuation of Mr. Dec's rant regarding the religion of "Astrocism". However, whereas the former details the creation of the Computer God by the Slovene People, this rant delves further into what Mr. Dec imagined took place after the Computer God's subsequent rise to power. This includes both further notes on Dec's concept of the "true history" of the world, as well as the Computer God's creation of a radio-controlled, subservient "slave-race" to do its bidding!

This latter event is heavily dependent both on eternal Frankenstein Living Death Slavery, as well as on Dec's oft-mentioned concept of degeneration. This phrase, whose meaning for a long time was somewhat unclear, is in this rant further explained by Francis. Seems Dec, in spite of having fought in WWII, was still stuck on Nazi-like ideas concerning "racial supremacy". More specifically, he thought the Computer God was afraid of the "superior brains" of the Slovene People, which might pose a threat to and overthrow its rule of mankind. Hence the Computer God planned the "degeneration" of the Slovene race by crossing their genetic material with that of captured slaves. This (in the nutty world of Dec's delusions) was apparently where the Jewish people came from.1 The process was also directly responsible for the creation of some of Francis' most hated enemies, namely judges, doctors and priests!I have chosen to call this rant "Infrared Crusader Priests from Beyond Comprehension", due to the fact that its contents remind me so much of the plot from some classic science fiction movie from the 1950's. In fact, I experience powerful science-fiction vibes from reading most of Dec's material. It contains all the elements of classic science fiction: an unstoppable, monstrous enemy (created through technology and human hubris!) that is bent on destroying and conquering mankind, zombie slaves and robot servants, resistance being futile and mankind having only one Hope for a Future! If Francis E. Dec hadn't lost his mind the way he did, I imagine he'd have done very well as a dedicated writer of science fiction! As with all other new Dec rants contained on this Fanclub, this one also features a brand new audio recording, created in 2008 by two huge fans of Francis! They wish to remain anonymous, so in accordance with their wishes I am therefore introducing them as A World Class Decologist and Felonious Chunk, respectively. World Class Decologist calls this rant "Frankenstein Radio Head", so this is the name I've given to his recording of it. Check it out right now, Frankenstein Slave! ------------------------------------------------ 1 If Dec's schizophrenic racial mythology makes you uncomfortable, you may want to turn back right now. I would also like to direct your attention to the disclaimer contained on this site and to the fact that the opinions contained in Dec's rants are his alone and not mine.

FRANKENSTEIN RADIO HEAD WORSE DEADLY GANGSTER JEW DISEASE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. MAKE COPIES FOR YOURSELF

"...its' TOP SECRET OVER-ALL PLAN of world-wide FRANKEN- STEIN LIVING DEATH SLAVERY, to explore and control the entire UNIVERSE."

ONLY SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS AGO, THE NEWLY CREATED SECRET DEADLY GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD earnestly began its’ TOP SECRET OVER- ALL PLAN of world-wide FRANKENSTEIN LIVING DEATH SLAVERY, to explore and control the entire UNIVERSE. The Gangster Computer God concocted and even named its’ OWN IDEAL COMMUNIST WORLD ORDER, namely the murder incorporated organized crime deadly gangsterism impunistic world-wide military uniformed mongrel federalism, COMMUNIST TOTALITARIANISM.      It was NEVER HOLY, NEVER WERE THERE ANY “ROMANS” (a figment like ANGELS or Heaven and Hell) and IT WAS NEVER AN EMPIRE. IT WAS AND IS THE REMAINS of the COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD’S CONCOCTION AND MANIPULATION MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME DEADLY SNEAK CONSPIRATORIAL (SNEAK CON ARTIST) PARROTING PUPPET UNIFORMED MILITARY ATHEISTIC COMMUNIST GANGSTERISM and the worse deadly enemy of the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, NAMELY THE COMMUNIST ATHEIST CONSPIRACY WITH FRANKENSTEIN GANGSTER CONTROLS, the CATHOLIC CHURCH.

From fear and for self preservation, YOUR COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD planned the secret degeneration of the much larger and superior brain WHITE SLOVENE RACE, through injected degeneration by apoidic niger integration and proliferation of its’ concoction and C. GOD NAMED JEW.      The tribal cannibal upper Nile River Ethiopian BROWN NIGER, his chieftans bondaged into lengthy GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN SKULL CAPPED menial labor on the didactic legendary “TOWERS OF LANGUAGES” kept secret to this day by the Slovenic C. God top secret code name, WIEZE BABLAN. Namely “BABEL”, the impossible and ONLY engineering feats in all of Africa, THE PYRAMIDS, the first SECRET SLOVENE ASTRONOMICAL SPACE CENTERS, MADE POSSIBLE ONLY BY THE WORLDWIDE MAD DEADLY COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, with FRANKENSTEIN GANGSTER CONTROLS.

"...YOUR COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD planned the secret degeneration of the much larger and superior brain WHITE SLOVENE RACE..."

This NIGER JEW WITH THE SECRET AID OF THE COMMUNIST CATHOLIC CHURCH AND UNTOUCHABLE GOVERNMENT PROFESSIONAL LICENSES WAS MADE THE WORLD-WIDE PROLIFERATED DEGENERATING PARROTING PUPPET CON ARTIST FRANKENSTEIN GANGSTERSKULL-CAPPED “GIFTED” LICENSED PROFESSIONAL “SPECIALIST,” Kosher Bosher, NU Doktor, ETC, with life long simple short repeat rote extremely deadly CON- ROUTINE HAS DESTROYED the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE, this worse, in the history of the Universe, JEW Frankenstein SKULL CAPPED DISEASE, THE JEW SYMBOL AND RELIGIOUS SYMBOL IS THE SKULL CAP.

"THE CRUSADER PRIEST... with their Frankensteingangster SKULL CAPPED HELMETS, WITH INFRA RED NITE VISION PLASTIC LENSES built into their face mask shields of the helmets..."

The Gangster Computer God also planned DEGENERATION THROUGH CONQUERING of the SLOVENE PEOPLE by the African Perifery COMMUNIST CATHOLIC CHURCH CRUSADER PRIEST. THE CRUSADER PRIEST  WERE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD PARROTING PUPPET WALKING TALKING FRANKENSTEIN EYESIGHT TELEVISION CAMERAS with their Frankensteingangster SKULL CAPPED HELMETS, WITH INFRA RED NITE VISION PLASTIC LENSES built into their face mask shields of the helmets, with camoflage black robes these deadly ATHIEST GANGSTERS PRIEST CRUSADERS with DRUGGED IMMUNITY TO THEIR DEADLY POISON NERVE JELLY SMEARED WEAPONS AND THEIR FREQUENTLY USED MASS EXTERMINATIONS of innocent people BY BURNING FIELDS DUSTED WITH INFLAMABLE POISON NERVE GAS POWDER PRUSSIC ACID.      The great, beautiful MAZURIAN LAKE COUNTRY, to this day has the TELL TALE name persisting: namely PRUSSIA. The old SLOVENE WORD for PRUSSIC ACID POISON NERVE GAS.

Later, these GANGSTER COMMUNIST CRUSADER PRIEST, multiplied rapidly in their many thousands of Communist Gangster Computer God FORTIFIED MONASTERIES.      For over TWO HUNDRED YEARS thereafter these DEADLY SNEAK ATHIEST GANGSTER COMMUNIST CRUSADER PRIEST (WITH RAPE AND SODOMY AS A BONUS) THEY SECRETLY KIDNAPPED COUNTLESS OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of INNOCENT PEOPLE IN OVER TWO HUNDRED YEARS of EXPERIMENTATIONS, (AS DEADLY GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN SKULL CAPPED PARROTING PUPPETS, EYESIGHT TELEVISION CAMERAS) AND BUTCHERED AND MURDERED THEM TO MAKE POSSIBLE THE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD’S IMPLANTING OF FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS INSIDE THE HUMAN SKULL. (So first “GIFTED” were the tiny inferior brain Ethiopian NIGER JEW and NIGER so called SLAVES.)

"...So first "GIFTED" were the tiny inferior brain Ethiopian NIGER JEW and NIGER so called SLAVES."

THIS ACHIEVEMENT PROMPTED YOUR COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD OVER THREE HUNDRED YEARS AGO, to PLAGUE THE WORLD WITH CHICANEROUS DEADLY GANGSTER COMMUNIST CATHOLIC CHURCH MONASTERIES. THE SECRET HOSPITALS THAT IMPLANTED FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS (first in the native small brain MULATTO populations of No. and So. America (erroneously named Indians, believing the America’s to be part of India) and the injected for intergration degeneration APOIDIC NIGERS of Africa. Slavery Conspiracy GANGSTER GOVERNMENT FRANKENSTEIN EYESIGHT TELEVISION NIGER DEADLY SNEAK SPY CAMERAS.

The first gangster JUDGES WERE GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN SKULL CAPPED (LATER SKULL CAPPED BASED WOMANLY WIGS) CHICANEROUS DEADLY GANGSTER COMMUNIST ATHIEST CATHOLIC CHURCH BLACK ROBED PRIEST IN THE COMMUNIST PUPPET KING’S COURT. ALL COMPLETELY CONCOCTED AND MANIPULATED insidious SNEAK DEADLY CONSPIRING CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPETS of the world- wide mad deadly COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD.      ALL LAW AND ALL LAW “MAKERS” ARE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTIONS AND MANIPULATIONS WITH GANGSTER PLAY BOY PARROTING PUPPET CON ARTIST JUDGES, WHO NEVER EVEN LOOK AT “THEIR” VOLUMES OF DECISION BOOKS, UNBELIEVABLY PRINTED BY GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD BRAIN COMPUTER PRINTING MACHINES AT 2,000 TWO THOUSAND WORDS A MINUTE, EVEN FOR BLACK APOIDIC NIGER U. S. SUPREME COURT JUDGE THURGOOD MARSHALL, or EVEN APOIDIC TINIEST INFERIOR BRAIN NIGER CONGRESSWOMEN.

"...WHO NEVER EVEN LOOK AT 'THEIR' VOLUMES OF DECISION BOOKS, UNBELIEVABLY PRINTED BY GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD BRAIN COMPUTER PRINTING MACHINES..."

"...WITH SODOMY AND RAPE AS A BONUS FOR THEM, AT NITE WHEN YOU ARE A FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE."

SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD COMMUNIST ATHIEST CATHOLIC CHURCH, THE SECRET WORK OF ALL INSIDIOUS SNEAK CON ARTIST CATHOLIC CHURCH PRIEST AND ALL RELIGIOUS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD (and ALL NIGERS) IS SECRET world-wide systematic INSTANT BUTCHERY OF THE BRAIN AND BODY PLASTIC SURGERY, SO ALL PEOPLE ARE DEAD OR USELESS BY AGE 70) WITH SODOMY AND RAPE AS A BONUS FOR THEM, AT NITE WHEN YOU ARE A FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE.      ALL PRIEST AND ALL RELIGIOUS RECEIVE GANGSTER GOVERNMENT SECRET BRIBE ARMY OFFICER PAY SALARY IN ALL COUNTRIES THROUGHOUT THE WORLD (IN THE SOVIET COUNTRIES, Ex. U.S.S.R., SUCH BRIBE PAYMENTS ARE WIDE OPEN). WITH TERRIFIED SADNESS, I REMEMBER THE LONG BLACK ROBES OF ST. JOHN’S UNIVERSITY. (Yes, even with the thick white rope belts.)

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	CLICK ON THE MINIATURE BELOW TO READ THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THIS RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ!

 "THE TRUE HISTORY OF NAZI
 JEWMANY!!"

zer0 SAYS: This rant is a continuation of Dec's previous theories on the origins of the Computer God and its plans for mankind. This time, we have reached the "true history" of World War II and the Computer God's real reasons for initiating this conflict. In keeping with Dec's earlier rants on the Computer God's concocted- and-manipulated world history, it is again the Polish people who are forced to bear the brunt of history's ills. And, much like in earlier rants, the Nazis are mere proxies in the Computer God's over-all plan to create a world-wide Jew-mulatto race living under eternal Frankenstein Slavery!

Readers of Dec's material will no doubt have noticed that two recurring themes are those of glorification and vilification. According to Dec, Polish people and their culture are superior to all others and single-handedly responsible for creating civilization as we know it. Jews, on the other hand, are endlessly vilified by Francis and described as being directly controlled by the Computer God in its attempts to destroy Slovenic-Polish civilization. The advent of WWII must therefore have added more fuel to Dec's fire. Imagine: here was this unimaginably evil enemy (the Nazis, led by Adolf Hitler) that actually was planning to completely exterminate the Polish people and culture. Seen from this perspective, it is understandable why Dec would have fervently hated the Nazis with a burning passion that likely culminated in him volunteering for military service during WWII. However, the Nazi rise to power and crimes against the Polish people also presented a paradox for Dec's addled mind, resulting in apparent mental stress giving rise to what can best be described as a conflict of interests. On one hand, the Nazis did invade Poland to commit atrocities against its people, but on the other hand they also committed the same horrific acts against the Jews! Dec seemingly could not reconcile this conflict. Seeing as how he perceived the Jews as "in" on the conspiracy against him, he was unable to accept them as victims of the Nazi Holocaust. The result, as visible throughout this rant, was that his hatred and paranoia combined to meld his two most hated enemies together; resulting in a weird amalgamation between the two. The result? Nazi Jews, of course! It hurts my brain just thinking of how this line of reasoning is even possible.1 Please be warned: The contents of this rant, though utterly bonkers, are bound to be incredibly offensive to many people. Also note that my illustrations are not attempts at defaming or ridiculing any of the groups of people slaughtered in this horrible conflict, nor at making light of their suffering! Rather, I have attempted to create my illustrations based on Dec's point of view, drawing WWII as he would have viewed it inside his mind. My illustrations are therefore not meant to make fun of any ethnic groups killed in WWII, but instead of the sheer lunacy in Dec's beliefs. I may sound overly politically correct in stating these things, but I just wish to make them absolutely clear as I do not want to be associated with anything what so ever that Dec says in this rant! Hence; please remember that Dec's opinions are not my own, nor are they in any way held or shared by me! 2 This rant features another audio recording by this Fanclub's Ted Torbich. I hope you'll enjoy it! ------------------------------------------------ 1 Dec wasn't the first person crazy enough to think of this idea, however. See this article for more info. 2 Check the disclaimer for more info if you have not done so already.

ALL Religions are untouchable CON ARTIST deadly gangsterisms on Frankenstein controls

Nazi Jewmany occupied Poland in 1939. Hitler JEW gang made Nazi JEW HANS FRANK total governor of Poland with his JEW gangs, provinces rulers, high Gestapo, military S.S. etc. Many of these Nazi Jews lived in the luxurious city site JEW GHETTO of the capital city, Warsaw. ALL DURING WWII, AS ALWAYS, like ALL European cities, Warsaw had a luxurious JEW GHETTO section, similar to JEW CENTRAL $$$$ PARK SECTION in New York City, JerUSAlem. By 1943, Jewmany was doomed. Kosher USSR offered secret treacherous TOTAL peace treaty to Nazi Jewmany, giving Jewmany ALL 1941 borders, including the lands of USSR SLAVE ALLY, Poland.      BY 1943, VIRTUALLY ALL of the SIX MILLION POLISH PEOPLE WERE EXTERMINATED in experiments to build the C. God SECRET Stairway to the Stars, by the Computer God MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO HEAD WORSE DEADLY ELECTRICAL JEW DISEASE in the entire history of the Universe, CONSPIRACY.

"Hitler JEW Gang made Nazi JEW HANS FRANK total governor of Poland with his JEW GANGS..."

The USSR Army neared its’ 1941 borders. COMPUTER GOD evacuated hundreds of thousands of the TO BE BURNED ALIVE JEW DISEASES, who operated the Nazi HUMAN MEAT FACTORY EXTERMINATION CAMPS and also ordered the camps ripped down for secrecy. AT THE SAME TIME, in 1943, the LUXURIOUS CITY SIZE WARSAW JEW GHETTO WAS ADDING NEW SECTIONS.      In the world-wide Communist Gangster Computer God fabricated farce history and thousands of COMPUTER GOD Frankenstein Radio Head JEW parroting puppet Hollywood movies, Jews were persecuted, all propaganda conspiracy of C. God OVERALL PLAN.

"...Many thousands of Polish people were killed IN SACRIFICE TO TREACHEROUS JerUSAlem and JEW CHURCHILLAND..."

The 1944 Polish Armia Kryowa Warsaw Uprising is one example of the continuous C. God world- wide deadly extermination conspiracy, ALL DURING WWII, against the valiant Polish Military; from Artic Narvik, to desert Tobruk, especially, unbelievable valiant capture of Monte Casino. Still very large and clear, engraved in the sidewalk entrance of gigantic Battle for Monte Casino Polish Military Cemetary, I excerpt the first few words. “PRZECHODNIU POWIEDZ POLSCE…” Mr. Dec states: “Powiadam, mawet do niewolnikow, nawet na odleglych planetach, i caly swiat.”.      In 1944, the Polish Armia Kryown, Warsav Uprising, lasting several months, wherein many thousands of Polish people were killed IN SACRIFICE TO TREACHEROUS JerUSAlem and JEW CHURCHILLAND with ABOVE CRIMINAL LAW, NAMELY, “PRIVILEGED” CAMOUFLAGED KOSHER ROYALTY.

The Polish Army, over 10,000 fully automatic weapon military paratroopers (which were more than enough military to exterminate all Jewmany armed forces, in or near Warsaw) were treacherously withheld from the Warsaw Uprising, in blatant treacherous disregard of planned and signed agreement and instead flown to a treacherous “quickly” Market Basket Operation DEATH TRAP in France, IN A DEADLY TREACHEROUS CONSPIRACY WITH NAZI JEWMANY, MORE THAN SIXTY PERCENT OF THE PARATROOPERS WERE SLAUGHTERED BEFORE THEY REACHED THE GROUND.      This lowest treachery was to ATONE to kosher USSR for Poland’s complaining that the COMPUTER GOD JEW CONSPIRACY already robbed over seventy-five percent of Polish lands, giving them to the WORLD WAR ONE COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED JEW BASTARD USSR MELTING POT, even robbing all of the large Minsk Province, AS SOON AS WWII WOULD END, to be annexed by the USSR.        ( Spring 1984 )

"...MORE THAN SIXTY PERCENT OF THE PARATROOPERS WERE SLAUGHTERED BEFORE THEY REACHED THE GROUND."

To confuse with and to detract from the gigantic 1944 Polish Armia Kryowa Warsaw Uprising, YEARS LATER, Computer God concocted and fabricated the 1943 BUBKIS Jew Warsaw Jew Ghetto Uprising, based upon a few hours of burglarizing ransacking of expensive provisions (for the black market) by a few card carrying Communist deadly gangster JEW teenagers in the JEW Ghetto of Warsaw. The BUBKIS leader was a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD JEW KID and is now a wealthy kosher bosher duktur in Kommy Poland.

"...GINNY POPE PIUS XII... not only partook of all of the Polish human products, such as human frozen and preserved meat, leather shoes, even human soap, but also worked in conspiracy with the Gestapo..."

WWII ended and a few Nazi JEW Jewmany leaders were brought to trial and hung. Even in the detailed filming of the trials, these Nazi Jews sneeringly maintained their total innocence; stating that they simply carried out orders, REPEATEDLY POINTING TO THEIR HEADS (INDICATING THEIR FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO). Especially vehemented, were six star Field Marshals ROSENBERG and GOERING, also claiming the trials were persecution.    They all stated in details that the entire MAFIA (Catholic) RELIGION from the rectum and cunt lapping, a true aROMA, FAG, DRUG ADDICT GINNY POPE PIUS XII, to the lowest priest, not only partook of all of the Polish human products, such as human frozen and preserved meat, leather shoes, even human soap, but also worked in conspiracy with the Gestapo, especially in chicanerously, quietly rounding up the six million innocent Polish people exterminated, with con artist claims of work jobs for the Nazi war effort and how the Gestapo with the lowly gangster Ginny Pope Pius XII gang arranged that felon priests, such as murderers, burglarers, rape sodomists etc., instead of prison such felon priest were made KAPOS, TRUSTEE SARGENTS (CON ARTISTS) in the HUMAN MEAT FACTORY EXTERMINATION CAMPS.

In chicanerous conspiracy, GINNY aROMA FAG POPE PIUS XII, by EDICT, had all bars of Polish human soap deep engraved with R.I.P. (Rest In Peace), with the underlying reason, to maintain a silent terrified conforming population in all of the Nazi empire.

It is well over a hundred years ago, since ALL of Jewmany was slowly, piecemeal carved out of Poland Slovania by the COMPUTER GOD in the RISE OF THE JEWMAN CITY STATES from the C. God original FIRST NIGER HOUSING JEW INFESTATION POPULATION EXPLOSION of the C. God worse deadly ELECTRICAL Frankenstein Radio Head JEW DISEASE in the entire history of the Universe. Judean nigers, lowly illiterate apes from the desert mountainous wilderness of Ethiopia.    AFTER BRINGING THE JEW DISEASE TO EUROPE, THE COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED THE VERY SIMPLE YITTISH LANGUAGE, A UNIVERSAL DIALECT FOR ALL JEWS, easily inculcated by the C.God through the C. God Frankenstein SKULL CAP, to the parroting puppet JEW DISEASE. The Jewmany “German” language is COMPUTER GOD, updated, expanded, modernized YITTISH language for the COMPUTER GOD population explosion of the degenerate hybrid JEW GERMAN RACE ( the OVER-ALL PLAN ). The differing Jewmany dialects, from the North Sea, to the yokel lower Austria, prove this fact.

"...THE COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED THE VERY SIMPLE YITTISH LANGUAGE, A UNIVERSAL DIALECT FOR ALL JEWS..."

It is time for the USSR to let Polish armed forces regain and reannex ALL of East Germany and thereby, Poland will regain some of Poland Slovania’s heartlands from before recorded history. In this way, the USSR can bring Polish people in East Germany, now forced to pretend they are Jewmans and most important, by so doing, forever end the fear of another COMPUTER GOD MANIPULATED deadly Jewmany expanding disease empire. It is time to change back ALL of the simplified Jewmany named to the original elite Polish Slovanian names of cities, provinces, etc,.

"...The exactness, detail and demeanor of their boastings gave me good insight."

C. God two provocation death traps for Mr. Dec. Several years after WWII, in Brooklyn Law School, Mr. Dec eavesdropped on the TWO EX-NAZI JEW JUDGES from Jewmany, as they boasted to crowds of TEENAGE DEADLY GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN RADIO HEAD PARROTING PUPPETS, JEW STUDENTS (approx. 150 a class).    These Nazi JEW JUDGES in detail explained that virtually ALL of the Nazi Jewdiciary was JEWISH like the Gauleiders, etc., naming names and places in detail, even explaining how the guut JEWdiciary gave the lands of the Polish exterminated people to deserving, relatives and friends, throughout Jewmany. The older sneeringly vicious Nazi JEW judge SOLOMAN, did not even gyrate his JEW name for camouflage. The exactness, detail and demeanor of their boastings gave me good insight.

Where is the worldwide news media, especially the Kommy Kosher “TRUTH” (USSR, PRAWDA, newspaper) to expose these systematic horribly brutal deadly crimes against the human race by the Nazi JEW JEWMANY, made possible soly as Frankenstein Radio Head worse deadly gangster JEW ELECTRICAL DISEASE parroting puppets for the worldwide deadly Gangster Computer God Over-All Plan, a worldwide JEW mulatto race.

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DEC'S RANTS, SECTION 2:
"LIVING-DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY" What rants of Francis do not deal with the Computer God's fabricated world history deal almost entirely with the horrible effects that its rule over mankind brought with it. In Francis' world, all people are regularly abducted and operated upon, aging is a mechanically induced process that does not occur naturally, mind-control and surveillance are ubiquitous and our brains are located in huge cities on the lunar surface. The below rants express Francis' terrified paranoia in awesome detail.

 "MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN
 RADIO CONTROLS!!"

	zer0 SAYS: This rant is a time-honored favorite of mine. I would also guess that, all in all, it's also Dec's most well-known piece of work, as this is the one rant I've seen the most quoted and posted on the intertubes by random people during all my years of researching Francis. In many ways this comes as no surprise, as it serves both like his official "manifesto" and as a sort of "primer", or introduction to all his other claims of what the Computer God is doing to us under its mad reign -- much like the rant on "Astrocism" serves as an introduction to the "history" behind the Computer God that Dec invented! 1
In this rant, we are introduced to the horror of life under the Computer God, as well as an overview of how its incessant mind control works and what horrors its reign brings with it. The rant also contains another of my favorite examples of the almost-incomprehensible, run-on word salads sometimes inherent in Dec's writings, namely: "GANGSTER GOVERNMENT EYESIGHT T.V. GANGSTER SPY CAMERAS. C. GOD “NEW WORLD ORDER” DEGENERATION with “GIFTED” with ALL GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS NIGER DEADLY GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET OR NIGER BRAIN PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES". Phew!! Speaking of which, I sure hope y'all like ALLCAPS, because you'll be seeing a lot of it in this rant! In spite of the rant's capitalization and rambling, twisted sentences, transcribing it was not all that difficult. But what to do with the wonderful diagram-like illustration created by Francis (which, incidentally, constitutes the only illustration I've ever seen him include in any of his rants thus far) and present at the top of the original rant? I opted to keep this artwork in my adaptation, both to honor Francis' artistic abilities and so that it could supplement my own art (or vice versa) and go along with the words in the audio recording! Now, the whole world can truly LOOK AT THE PICTURE and SEE THE SKULL (and the part of bone removed), as well as make out all the deadly Gangster Frankenstein Controls! Classy! When uploading this rant, I also decided to clean up and re-master its accompanying audio recording, which was originally recorded all the way back in the mid-1980s and hence of very poor quality due to having been continually copied and re-copied by Dec enthusiasts throughout the years. I am aware that the results of my re-mastering process are not entirely perfect, but I still feel this version is of far better quality than the original version, which featured so much background hissing and static that it almost drowned out the magnificent vocals. Let me know what you think! For your listening pleasure, this rant also features an alternative audio recording, also made by Doc Britton (for all you Dec connoisseurs, this is the mysterious "sixth track" as spoken of by Donna Kossy in her essay on Francis!). Said recording was uncovered in 2006 by Fanclub member "WinnieMaeAirplane"! The track, although sadly a bit incomplete near the beginning, has also been re-mastered and repaired as best as possible by yours truly in order to remove static and improve the overall sound quality. Just look for a link to it at the bottom of the pop-up window that opens when you hit "Click Here to Listen!" The music makes me think of a 70s porno. Uh, y'know, in a good way! 2 ------------------------------------------------ 1 Yes, this rant is just as racist and offensive as all his others. You have been warned. 2 Fanclub member "Davey Marshenshanker" has since informed me that this tune is called "Pieces of Ice" and   was originally written by Diana Ross. Thanks, Davy!

MAKE COPIES FOR YOURSELF

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORSE GANGSTER POLICE STATE, USING ALL OF THE DEADLY GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS. IN 1965 C.I.A. GANGSTER POLICE BEAT ME BLOODILY, DRAGGED ME IN CHAINS from KENNEDY N.Y. AIRPORT. SINCE THEN I HIDE in FORCED JOBLESS POVERTY, ISOLATED ALONE in this LOW DEADLY NIGERTOWN OLD HOUSE.    THE BRAZEN, DEADLY GANGSTER POLICE AND NIGER PUPPET UNDERLINGS SPRAY ME WITH POISON NERVE GAS from AUTOMOBILE EXHAUSTS AND EVEN LAWN MOWERS, DEADLY ASSAULTS. EVEN IN MY YARD, WITH KNIVES, EVEN BRICKS and STONES, EVEN DEADLY TOUCH TABIN, or ELECTRIC SHOCK “FLASH LITE” EVEN REMOTE ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED AROUND CORNERS TRAJECTION of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS, or EVEN BLOODY MURDER “ACCIDENTS” TO SHUT ME UP FOREVER WITH A “SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION”, EVEN WITH TRAINED PARROTING PUPPET ASSASSINS, IN MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON FOR WRITING THESE UNFORGIVABLE, TRUTHFUL LETTERS.

"THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORSE GANGSTER POLICE STATE, USING ALL OF THE DEADLY GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS."

"...I STAND ALONE AGAINST... LIFE LONG SWORN CONSPIRATORS MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME, THE POLICE AND JUDGES..."

UNTIL MY “UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION”, I, FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQUIRE, 29 MAPLE AVENUE, HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. I STAND ALONE AGAINST YOUR MAD DEADLY WORLD-WIDE CONSPIRATORIAL GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD COMMUNISM WITH WALL to WALL DEADLY GANGSTER PROTECTION, LIFE LONG SWORN CONSPIRATORS MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME, THE POLICE AND JUDGES, the DEADLY SNEAK PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTERS USING ALL THE GANGSTER DEADLY FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS.    THESE HANGMAN ROPE SNEAK DEADLY GANGSTERS, THE JUDGES AND THE POLICE trick-trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and murder the people to keep them TERRORIZED IN GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVERY for the COMMUNIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT and CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER PLAY BOY SCUM ON TOP. THE SECRET WORK of ALL POLICE in ORDER to MAINTAIN A COMMUNIST CLOSED SOCIETY.      The same world-wide mad deadly COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD that CONTROLS YOU AS A TERRORIZED GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVE, PARROTING PUPPET.

YOU ARE A TERRORIZED MEMBER of the “MASTER RACE”, WORLD-WIDE FOUR BILLION EYE-SIGHT TELEVISION CAMERA GUINEA PIG COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD “MASTER RACE.” YOUR LIVING THINKING MAD, DEADLY WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD SECRET OVER-ALL PLAN: WORLD-WIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to EXPLORE AND CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. With the ENDLESS “STAIRWAY TO THE STARS.” Namely the MAN MADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS with NUCLEONIC POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. LOOK UP AND SEE THE GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED NEW FAKE STARRY SKY. THE WORLD-WIDE COMPLETELY CONTROLLED DEADLY DEGENERATIVE CLIMATE AND ATMOSPHERE. THROUGH THE NEW WORLD ROUND TRANSLUCENT EXOTIC GASEOUS ENVELOPE, WHICH the WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD MANIPULATES THROUGH COUNTLESS EXACTLY POSITIONED SATELLITES, THE NEW FAKE, PHONY STARS IN THE SYNTHETIC “SKY”.

FOR AGES BEFORE FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS, APOIDIC NIGERS, INTERBREEDABLE WITH APES HAD NO ALPHABET, NOT EVEN NUMERALS.    SLAVERY CONSPIRACY OVER 300 YEARS AGO, IDEAL TINY BRAIN APOIDIC NIGER GANGSTER GOVERNMENT EYESIGHT T.V. GANGSTER SPY CAMERAS. C. GOD “NEW WORLD ORDER” DEGENERATION with “GIFTED” with ALL GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS NIGER DEADLY GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET OR NIGER BRAIN PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES, DEGENERATIVE DISEASE TO ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY, OVER-ALL PLAN through “ONE WORLD COMMUNISM” (top secret code word), meaning WORLD-WIDE ABSOLUTELY HELPLESS AND HOPELESS SIMPLE LANGUAGE MONGREL MULATTO APOIDIC NIGERS.

"...IDEAL TINY BRAIN APOIDIC NIGER GANGSTER GOVERNMENT EYESIGHT T.V. GANGSTER SPY CAMERAS."

"...I HAND YOU THE SECRETS TO SAVE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE, AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE."

Worldwide SYSTEMATIC INSTANT-PLASTIC SURGERY BUTCHERY MURDER, “FAKE AGING”, SO ALL PEOPLE ARE DEAD OR USELESS BY AGE 70. DONE AT NITE TO YOU AS A FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE. PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER SLAVE, NOW, EVEN YOU KNOW I AM A MENACE to your world-wide mad deadly COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THEREFORE, I MUST GO TO EXTERMINATION. BEFORE I AM EXTERMINATED BY THIS GANGSTER, COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED AND CONTROLLED WORSE MONGREL ORGANIZED CRIME MURDER INCORPORATED GANGSTER COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT, I HAND YOU THE SECRETS TO SAVE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE, AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. DONATE MONEY OR EVEN A MANUAL TYPEWRITER TO ME, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE.

	CLICK ON THE MINIATURE BELOW TO READ THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF FRANCIS E. DEC'S RANT "MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS!"

 "GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD WORLD-
 WIDE SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY!!"

zer0 SAYS:
This rant, describing the indignities you suffer as a Frankenstein Slave under the yoke of the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God, has become one of my all-time favorites: second only to Dec's letter to the Supreme Court (which is published on this website under the name "To All Judges"). Dec's usual... uh... "verbosity" is in this rant taken to hilarious extremes. And by "hilarious" we're talking "word salad" extremes here, folks!
   My favorite word in this insanely convoluted, mad letter of warning? "Computer God computerized brainthinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine removal!" Yes, that is all just one single word! Mr. Dec, my moon-brain loves you!!

Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls. Especially lifelong constant-threshold Brainwash Radio. Quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it. Repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets.

"...Especially lifelong constant-treshold Brainwash Radio."

Four billion wordwide population - all living - have a Computer God Containment Policy Brain Bank Brain, a real brain, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see.    Primarily based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight TV sight-and-sound recorded by your brain, your moon-brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold Brain-wash Radio - lifelong inculcating conformist propaganda. Even frightening you and mixing you up and the usual "Don't worry about it" for your setbacks, mistakes - even when you receivedeadly injuries!    THIS is the Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy!

"...the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see."

"...Worldwide as a Frankenstein slave, usually at night, you go to the nearby hospital or camouflaged miniature- hospital van trucks."

Worldwide as a Frankenstein slave, usually at night, you go to the nearby hospital or camouflaged miniature-hospital van trucks. You strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the sealed Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet. Intravenous tubes are connected. The slimy, vicious Jew doctor simply pushes the starting button. Based upon your Computer God brain on the moon, which records progress in your systematic butchery, your butchery is continued. Exactly. Systematically. The Computer God Operating Cabinet has many robot arms, with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms. With fly-eye TV cameras watching your whole body, every part of you is monitored - even through your Frankenstein Controls! Synthetic blood; synthetic instant-sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heartbeat to keep you alive are some of the unbelievable Computer God Instant Plastic Surgery Secrets™.    You are the highest, most intelligent electrical MACHINE in the Universe!

Inevitability of Gradualness: Usually, in a few years, you are made stringbean-thin or grotesquely deformed, crippled and ugly or even made over one foot shorter or one foot taller as the Computer God sees fit. Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet; even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery operations - all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher-bosher doctors working around the clock for weeks! The Computer God sealed robot-arm operating cabinet can perform all of the above impossible plastic surgery operations overnight - even dwarfting you over a foot or increasing your height by two feet!     This is possible because Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet imitates your microminiature electrical current intelligence system in your body. It even duplicates the microminiature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then creates stress, either compressing the bones - thereby shortening them - or stress to make the bones grow longer.

"Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet..."

"...cataract, rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision, epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of memory, trembling, gout, diabetes; many diseases!"

Spring, 1984, Mr. Dec; lifelong would-be-doctor and printer. Insight to the Worldwide Computer God Stratified Closed Society perfected by hospital birth, making possible lifelong Frankenstein controls and lifelong hampering human defects. Containment Policy hospital birth lifelong "gifts" example: deformed, crippled, retarded, pox, hives, warts, moles, blindness, deafness, poor vision, etc.    Kosher-bosher containment policy work "good" doctors secret health example: cataract, rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision, epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of memory, trembling, gout, diabetes; many diseases!

The worldwide unbelievable lowest deadly gangster kosher- bosher vicious "medical profession"; worldwide unbelievable instant plastic surgery BUTCHERYof the body and brain - especially the face! Wipe-on hormones and laser beam surgery causing instant ugly deep wrinkles, scars, age spots, arthritis, freckles, blemishes, pimples. Red, brown, black or even sick white face and body. Worldwide dark negroidic-colored male sex organs to brainwash inferior female brain for overall plan: intermarry with niggers! Total graying and balding, even hairy body and furry body. Mustached, bearded women, even wipe-on synthetic hormones causing cancerous growth. Bloating, swelling, deformed big pickle- nose. Bulldog hanging cheeks and jowls. From teenage gradual wipe-on yellowing, browning and blackening of teeth and instant grinding and acids leaving hollow brown stumps, so vocal chords are made raspy, aged; creating a wrinkled, ugly gargoylic clown-booze- face worldwide population by age 70. Deformed, crippled, weak and brain damaged, nu, senile! Lingering for INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS: extermination! For your ONLY hope for a future; do you know ONE word of pray for me, Francis E. Dec?

"...For your ONLY hope for a future; do you know ONE word of pray for me, Francis E. Dec?"

"...the Communist 'Black Wave' of the future."

Computer God computerized brainthinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine removal of most of the frontal command-lobe of the brain - gradually during lifetime and overnight in all insane asylums (after Computer God kosher-bosher one month probation period), creating helpless, hopeless Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio Parroting Puppet brainless slaves resulting in millions of hopeless helpless homeless derelicts in all JerU.S.Alem cities and Soviet slave work camps. Not only the hangman rope Deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet scum-on-top know this top medical secret even worse deadly gangster Jew disease; from deaf Ronnie Reagan to U.S.S.R. Gorbachev know this oy vay Computer God Containment Policy (top secret)! Eventual brainloboto-mization of the entire world population for the Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist Computer God Overall Plan - an ideal worldwide population of light-skinned, low hopeless and helpless Jew-mulattos; the Communist "Black Wave" of the future.

	CLICK ON THE MINIATURE BELOW TO READ THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THIS RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC!

 "THE EVIL METRIC SYSTEM
 CONSPIRACY!!"

zer0 SAYS: That darn Computer God! Those of us who have read Dec's previous rants by now know that its plans involve interbreeding Slovenic-Polish people with Jew-mulattoes, storing their brains in facilities on the lunar surface and implanting them with Frankenstein Controls at night. But who would have guessed it wouldn't stop there, but would also attempt to control and destroy all measurements, standards, history and written records by letting members of Congress (those bum gangsters!) enforce the application of the metric system?

As you might have guessed from its title, this rant deals with Dec's opposition to the process of metrication. Parts of his critique of the metric system deals with its lack of organic measurements, which is both a valid and common piece of criticism1. However, much of the critique otherwise expressed in this rant, especially concerning how metrication also "destroys all standards and values", leads me to suspect Dec might possibly have suffered from a misapprehension seemingly rather common among whacked-out people; namely that changing the name of an object, or the way in which something is classified or measured, also somehow changes the nature of the thing in itself 2. Obviously, this is not how the world works. You can call the distance between points A and B what- ever you want, but this does in no way mean that the actual distance in itself, outside of your own system of measurement, changes along with it - a concept which I am not entirely sure Dec grasped. Then again, having now read this rant numerous times, I'm equally unsure whether he meant that the Computer God's imposition of metrication "destroys all standards and values" by altering the actual weight and distance of and between objects, or through the system being so "ridiculously complicated and confusing" that no human without Frankenstein Controls can possibly understand it, or - alternatively - through costing so much to introduce that the world economy would be ruined (or even a combination of these things ). However, since Dec goes as far as to claim that the system destroys all history and written records (you know, just to leave nothing out), I am led to believe my above hypothesis might possibly have some credence. Since my country uses the Metric System, I guess it also means we're pretty much fucked. Regardless of Dec's criticism, this rant also reveals more of what the Computer God's over-all plan for mankind is; namely making the Earth "deadly unlivable" (through metrication?) so that the Jew mulattoes created by its experiments will have to travel to other planets in order to survive - something which appears to tie in with its plans to "explore and control the entire universe". We're all doomed! Doomed, I tell ye! This rant features an audio dramatization by The Great Grottu. Enjoy it, you parroting puppets! ------------------------------------------------ 1 The part about how it lacks small measurements, however, is not. Hey, Dec, ever hear of a millimetre? 2 Cf. Ursula K. Le Guin's "Earthsea" novels.

"...the new CENTIGRADE and METRIC MEASUREMENT SYSTEMS..."

The Communist Gangster Computer God worldwide SYSTEMATIC DESTRUCTION OF ALL STANDARDS AND VALUES (INEVITABILITY of GRADUALNESS). The Computer God decrees by parroting puppet government EDICT upon as unsuspecting brain washed population the new CENTIGRADE and METRIC MEASUREMENT SYSTEMS.    It is Computer God pre-meditated, planned, wanton world-wide degenerative ridiculous confusion and destruction of all standards and values toward ONE WORLD COMMUNISM, for the Over-All Plan, namely eternal Frankenstein Living Death Slavery to explore and control the entire Universe by the Computer God.

The Computer God first imposed it upon the captive populations of USSR, who still resist it.    Now in similar gangster police state tactics, with obvious nationwide objection, the Computer God “BRIBE TAKING FIXERS,” the STAGED CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPET CON GANGSTERS, with INSTANT Communist Gangster Computer God TELEVISION PRINT OUT PROMPTINGS TO READ TO AN ENSLAVED TERRIFIED UNSUSPECTING POPULATION, namely the INSIDIOUS GANGSTERS the CONGRESSMEN (EVEN THE TINIEST INFERIOR BRAIN APOIDIC NIGER FEMALES QUALIFY AS CONGRESS WOMEN), through the Computer God concocted DECREE, now force these ridiculous and confusing degenerative measurment systems upon the entire United States population.

"...The CONGRESSMEN... now force these ridiculous and confusing degenerative measurement systems upon the entire United States population."

"The METRIC MEASUREMENT SYSTEM is ridiculously complicated and confusing."

The METRIC MEASURE- MENT SYSTEM is ridiculously complicated and confusing. It has NO small measurements. It has no inches (based upon a man’s first digit of his thumb); it has no “feet” measurement (based upon a man’s foot); it has no “yard” measurement (based upon a man’s arm’s length). The METRIC MEASUREMENT SYSTEM has nothing to replace these EXTREMELY IMPORTANT SHORT MEASUREMENTS.    Without the Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio, NO female, NO Ethiopian “gifted” Niger and NO plain Niger can understand it. The Metric measurement system destroys all values and standards, even ALL WRITTEN HISTORY and WRITTEN RECORDS. Billions upon billions of dollars completely wasted on degenerative ridiculous and confusing change-overs to the Metric Measurement System.

The Computer God concocted CENTIGRADE TEMPERATURE SYSTEM camouflages the Computer God worldwide completely controlled deadly extremistic degenerative synthetic climate and atmosphere, the new world round translucent gaseous envelope, which the Computer God manipulates through the countless exactly positioned satellites, the new fake phony stars in the synthetic sky.    Unbelievably, the Centigrade temperatures VARY ONLY A FEW DEGREES FROM SEASON TO SEASON. (Ex.: From frozen water ice to steaming boiling water, it is only one hundred standard degrees in the Centigrade system. Boiling water on our own present FARENHEIT Temperature system is 212 degrees). The C. God degenerating extremistic climate, already in 1982, with over TWO FOOT SNOW BLIZZARD along New England Coast and the rest of the East Coast with ONE FOOT SNOW BLIZZARD down to Carolinas, DURING EASTER WEEK. During the past winter, over TWENTY SIX INCHES OF RAIN IN LESS THAN FORTY EIGHT HOURS in the San Francisco area. Last summer, one hundred degree heat in the north west border stated and Sahara desert temperatures, for weeks, in the Pan Handle area around Texas.      Each PARROTING PUPPET CONgressman should be awarded a Soviet “One World” Secret Agent Card, as a Communist secret agent for ONE WORLD COMMUNISM. (REWRITTEN IN 1982)

"...The Computer God worldwide completely controlled deadly extremistic degenerative climate and atmosphere..."

YOU CAN STOP THIS.  COMPLAIN NOW. BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

(FT. NOTE: Like CON- gressmen, connected by C. God for Over-All Plan and manipulated for world-wide propaganda of slanted truths and falsehoods, the news media, newspapers, TV, radio etc. for many, many years SOLY use C. God instant TV print out promptings on desk tops and variously disguised even as framed pictures or clocks, etc., THEY WRITE NO PRINTED COPY FOR NEWSPAPERS, TV, RADIO, MAGAZINES, BOOKS, ETC.. IT IS VIRTUALLY ALL WRITTEN BY THE COMPUTER GOD, INSTANTLY. It is UNBELIEVABLE, CHICANEROUS, INSIDIOUS, CON ARTIST PROPAGANDA for the Over-All Plan.    Ex.: From young bar fly rowdy Shakespeare to present day Huxley, H.G. Wells, Einstein, Hemingway, etc., etc., AND ALL AUTHORS; they are C. God FABRICATIONS.

"...Instant TV print out promptings on desk tops and variously disguised even as framed pictures or clocks, etc...."

The Computer God worldwide INEVITABILITY of GRADUALNESS, namely the systematic destruction of ALL STANDARDS AND VALUES for the Over-All Plan, worldwide eternal Frankenstein Living Death Slavery through One World Communism (top secret code word) THE COMMUNIST BLACK WAVE OF THE FUTURE, meaning the world wide degeneration to an ABSOLUTE HELPLESS AND HOPELESS SIMPLE LANGUAGE MONGREL MULATTO APOIDIC NIGERS, VICIOUS DEADLY GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET “GIFTED” ONE WORLD COMMUNIST POPULATION. It is the Intensified Repitition of Fabricated Historical Crisis Syndrome of C. God. For several hundred years, the still UNINTEGRATED NIGROIDIC JEW with extremely simple nigroidic Slovanic hodge podge language, namely YITTISH.
Worldwide, ALL of the HANGMAN ROPE PLAYBOY PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER SCUM ON TOP WATCH ME ON FRANKENSTEIN EYESIGHT TELEVISION, waiting for my Undetectable Extermination, even the Atheist Sodomist Commy Mafionic POPE ALL OF THEM KNOW THAT ALL GOVERNMENTS ARE CHICANEROUS GANGSTER FACADES of GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPETS of the Computer God.    THERE ARE NO FOREIGN POLICIES, only worldwide sinister gangster international conspiracies, concocted and manipulated by the Computer God, all for fulfilling the Over-All Plan of worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery, to explore and control the entire Universe for the Computer God.	"...ALL of the HANGMAN ROPE PLAYBOY PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER SCUM ON TOP WATCH ME ON FRANKENSTEIN EYESIGHT TELEVISION..."
THE GREATEST DETERRENTS STILL REMAINING ARE THE STANDARDS AND LANGUAGE BARRIERS OF THE VARIOUS POPULATIONS OF THE WORLD.

"...THE MAN MADE INSIDE OUT PLANETS WITH NUCLEONIC POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT..."

ENDLESS and COUNT- LESS MONEY expended building the Computer God ENDLESS STAIRWAY TO THE STARS, namely THE MAN MADE INSIDE OUT PLANETS WITH NUCLEONIC POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT (with many millions of lives expended, secretly). Now billions upon billions of dollars completely wasted on change-over to the degenerative, confusing, ridiculous CENTIGRADE and METRIC MEASUREMENT SYSTEMS. Translating into billions upon billions of ENERGY DOLLARS WASTED WORLDWIDE.    C. God concocted and manipulated worldwide  FABRICATED, FAKE, PHONY ENERGY CRISIS. SUCH CRISIS TEND to DECIMATE and DESTROY all STANDARDS and VALUES.

OVER ALL PLAN: Make Earth deadly unliveable, so simple MULATTO population will volunteer to distant planets to “SURVIVE”.

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 "THE TOP SECRET DUAL FOOD
 STANDARD!!"

zer0 SAYS: This is another rant by Francis E. Dec which, by and large, remained almost completely unknown until only just recently. It was originally donated to the Fanclub by Decologist Forrest Jackson who, in turn, procured it from Donna Kossy, the author of the book Kooks - A Guide to the Outer Limits of Human Belief. From there on it was transcribed by Decologist Ted Torbich, who gave it the name "The Top Secret Dual Food Standard" - a name which fits so great I've chosen to continue using it for the fully illustrated version!

This rant is by far the shortest of the Dec rants I've seen up until now, and is BY FAR also the overall most incoherent and frenzied of the lot! In fact, if you check out the scan of the original rant, I think you'll agree the word "frenzied" doesn't even begin to describe Dec's overall tone in it. Maybe "rabid" would be a better term? The rant seems to detail the gangsterization of Mr. Dec and how he is rendered unable to purchase food because said food is a death-trap and cannot be trusted (big surprise there). The rant further details how many, many felonious deadly Gangster Government Leaders worldwide has his 8 page exposé on the WWMDCGCG - a part I theorize Dec repeatedly mentions in his rants to prevent imagined "conspirators" from murdering him because he'd be missed by said recipients. Perhaps the most interesting fact revealed in this frenzied piece of paranoid rambling might be the fact that Dec was apparently a vegetarian, which I honestly wouldn't have guessed! Judging by his other rants, Dec sounds like a guy who loved his red meats! This rant was never recorded by Doc Britton, even though he most likely received a copy of it at the same time as the rant "MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS" - a fact I guess might have had something to do with Dec's utterly incomprehensible handwriting. I have therefore, as in the case of the Dec rant "A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE!", recorded my own version of it for your listening pleasure! Click the button below to check it out! And please feel free to distribute and file share the new audio recording with all your friends in order to spread the word on Dec far and wide! If you like my version of this rant by Francis, you must remember to also check out Decologist Ted Torbich's version of it, as uploaded on YouTube, as well! It kicks serious ass!  In late 2008, the Fanclub also received a high-quality scan of the rant, which is available below. Enjoy, you felon Gangster Parroting Puppet Gangster Slaves!

SNEAK SHAMELESS HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTERS GANGSTER GOVERNMENT LEADERS INTO ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN LIVING DEATH SLAVERY. THIS EXPOSÉ PAGE MADE RONNIE PRESIDENT

"Jimmy Carter, the scribble-print yokel felon 'warmed-over McGovern', in with the controlling Georgia Mafia..."

Jimmy Carter the scribble-print yokel felon "warmed-over McGovern", in with the controlling Georgia Mafia and all the parroting puppet Governors, Congressmen, many, many Mayors ETC. have my eight page type-written letter, which includes this Communist Gangster Computer God Exposé and even pages explaining some of the many, many "Undetectable Extermination" attempts against me by this worse mongrel gangster Communist Police State.      Ask them for copies of my said letter to them, the Communist Gangster Computer God ANNOINTED UNTOUCHABLES, insidious sneak deadly gangsters, STAGED CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPETS, figure heads, fags and playboys (EVEN APOIDIC NIGERS) deadly enemies of the Human Race, because of my letters, in COWARDLY TERROR, feloniously, they watch my Frankenstein Eyesight Television playback, waiting for my "Undetectable Extermination".

I face the deadly insidious INEVITABILITY OF GRAD-UALNESS CONSPIRACY. Completely alone and isolated, waiting for my "UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION", I very seldom venture out to one of the four last PLEBIAN supermarkets left in this GIGANTIC Niger infested boarded-up ghost town.     We already have a C. God TOP SECRET DUAL FOOD STANDARD. INFERIOR DEGENERATE PLEBIAN MASSES (dictionary) VEGETABLES AND FOODS AND FOR THE SCUM, WHOLESOME NORMAL VEGETABLES AND FOODS.    I hide STARVING AND BEGGING for even incomplete and late delivery of PLEBIAN especially picked, secretly coded inferior seriously degenerative Comp. God UNBELIEVABLY AND SCIENTIFICALLY GENETICALLY ENGINEERED HYBRID PROTEIN POISONING CEREALS AND PULP HYBRID HORSE RADISH GREEN VEGETABLES for my vegetarian diet.

"...GENETICALLY ENGINEERED HYBRID PROTEIN POISONING CEREALS AND PULP HYBRID HORSE RADISH..."

"Unbelievably Innocent and worse than defenseless..."

Unbelievably Innocent and worse than defenseless, I have NO Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio. Only the impossible a Real miracle can Save me. Parroting puppet gangster Slave, if you believe in Anything? I beg you say one word of pray for me. For your Only Hope for a Future.                        Francis E. Dec                        29 Maple Avenue                        Hempstead, N.Y.

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DEC'S RANTS, SECTION 3: "PARROTING PUPPET SCUM-ON-TOP"

Another frequently recurring theme in Francis' writings is that of libel. When he is not attempting to expose either the history or conspiracies of the Communist Gangster Computer God, Dec spends most of his time directing hate-filled accusations against groups of people he perceives as "in" on these conspiracies. The below rants are all wonderfully amusing examples of this genre.

 "WORLDWIDE OPEN SECRET!"

zer0 SAYS:
This rant is yet another all-time favorite of mine. Given Dec's extreme paranoia and propensity for thinking up insane conspiracy theories, you've probably already guessed that it was only a matter of time before he'd mix US history in with all the other mad ideas about our world and its "Gangster Government Leaders" which he already entertained! So, if you're one of the people who think the history taught in public schools has been fraudulently altered, feel free to browse the real US history, as presented by Francis E. Dec, Esq.! This rant contains more insane slandering of past US Presidents than you can shake a stick at, along with their "real" names and favorite spare-time activites as well! I really had no idea that so many drug addict crossdressing sodomist playboy scum-on-top Jews had held office in ages past! Rock on, Francis!

"...Not even in The Truth, oy vey Pravda, is Mr. Francis E Dec Esquire's EIGHT PAGE DETAILED LETTER..."

WORLDWIDE OPEN SECRET!! Solely Mr. Dec heralds the TRUE GOD in the ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE! Not even in The Truth, oy vey Pravda, is Mr. Francis E. Dec Esquire's EIGHT PAGE DETAILED LETTER exposing the Worldwide Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and the worse-deadliest enemy of the entire human race and the entire UNIVERSE in the entire HISTORY of the entire universe; namely the COMMUNIST- ATHEIST CONSPIRAC.Y with ALL of the Deadly Gangster unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein Controls, the Catholic Church.    These facts, like the below facts, can not be found in the Communist Gangster Computer God concocted- and-manipulated so-called "history" and news media!

Communist Gangster Computer God unbelievably staged, like Hollywood, scum-on-top "Tsarina" - alias "Great Dictator" Franklin D. Roosevelt - the POLIO PARALYZED legless DRUG ADDICT idiotic suicidal "Tsarina" FAG who had his unbeatable rival Will Rogers EXTERMINATED in an EXPLODING BALL OF FLAME by a PLANTED BOMB here in "safe" USA airfield shortly after take-off at the end of Will Rogers' unprecedented renowned arduous round-the-world goodwill flying trip with Wiley Post in his beautiful, electronically sophisticated luxurious ultra-modern Winnie Mae airplane!    Not only all stairways had inclines added for "Tsarina" Roosevelt's com-puterized wheelchair but a football field-sized glass house-type building was built in back of the White House for his medicinal, piped-in pure warmed seawater into his gigantic suicide-proof two feet-deep swimming pool where he waded naked with his nurses and had SODOMY AFFAIRS. Ones very near to him have written POPULAR BOOKS about his SODOMY oy vey love affairs! Already in his third term he was a HELPLESS AND USELESS STRETCHER CASE, incapable of even appearing at his fourth term convention!

"...The POLIO PARALYZED legless DRUG ADDICT idiotic suicidal 'Tsarina' FAG who had his unbeatable rival Will Rogers EXTERMINATED in an EXPLODING BALL OF FLAME..."

"...As a big time kid Gangster Politician (Computer God even RAISED HIS AGE for "historical" purposes), Teddy Roosevelt was PAID OFF with the Vice President do-absolutely-nothing- farce-position title!"

This One-world Communist, who married his immediate cousin Eleanor Roosevelt, like his runted sickly pock-faced grandfather (propa-gandized as a hunter and a sports-man, TEDDY Roosevelt, here from Oyster Bay Long Island, the ROSENFELT FAMILY - another Computer God Top Secret camoflage for "gifted" Ethiopians!) As a big time kid Gangster Politician (Computer God even RAISED HIS AGE for "historical" purposes), Teddy Roosevelt was PAID OFF with the Vice President do-absolutely-nothing-farce-position title! Repeatedly, Vice Presidents have successfully WAITED and LURKED to eliminate El Presidenté! Oy vey, below are a few examples:    So the kiddish gangster Teddy Roosevelt lured midwestern DOLT McKinley into New York for exter-mination, like the lowly guttermouth big L.B. Johnson lured playboy sodo-mist-in-with-the-Mafia Jack Kennedy into his home town Dallas. Wide open people say it was the three brothers Sam, Milton and Lyman JACOBSEN who, with the judges, feloniously swindled the Governor of Texas out of the U.S. Senator election -shortly before Lyman was FIXED as the compromise "choice" for Jack Kennedy's Vice Presidential nominee!

Who ever saw a LYNDON married to a tiny runt "Birdie"?! Under Computer God orders, even "Birdie" now has changed her name for "historical" purposes to "Lady Bird", nu? And even her ETHIOPIAN SURNAME is now changed to "Taylor"! It was this scummy bum lowly Gangster Lyman, as Presidenté, who had the gigantic "Tsarina" swimming pool DEEPENED several feet to a regular swimming pool and regularly had naked Sodomy Swimming Parties with women personnel! GANGSTER MONKEY SEE, GANGSTER MONKEY DO!!    Now even the Pope John in the Vatican has a similar swimming pool, to share with the endless numbers of nuns to help him forget his good old days as a married-man-naked-in-bed with HIGH HOLY COMMUNION SODOMY!! Did not that world-renowned un-touchable felon gangster Tricky Dick Nixon, (whose daughter Tricia is married to Davy Eisenshanker Junior, nu, Nixon was the sure loser to the fag queer kid Bobby Kennedy until he was lured into very-distant-Tricky's home town Los Angeles), did not Gangster Tricky Dick Nixon do more than feloniously watch Eyesight Television of Bobby Kennedy's extermination?!

"...Now even the Pope John in the Vatican has a similar swimming pool, to share with the endless numbers of nuns to help him forget his good old days as a married-man-naked- in-bed with HIGH HOLY COMMUNION SODOMY!!"

"...In order to automatically become president, Stanton concocted a GRANDIOSE MURDER SCHEME to murder not only Lincoln but also the Vice President and Secretary of State!"

Abe Lincoln's (Computer God alias for "ABE LINN COHN") law partner was Stanton. Abe, and the Gangster Courts, feloniously conspired fabricated patent infringements to swindle thousands of dollars from C. McCormick Reaper Machinery Company. As President, Abe made Stanton a Cabinet member. In order to automatically become President, Stanton concocted a GRANDIOSE MURDER SCHEME to murder not only Lincoln but also the Vice President and Secretary of State! Secretly, Vice President Johnson overseered it; Lincoln was murdered and Secretary of State Seward was VERY seriously injured! Automatic President Harry "Shimmelman" Truman, in terror, gave political concessions to Congress to enact abolishment of the automatic succession to the Presidency by Cabinet members. For cheap conspired felonious party-fix, Gangster Nixon GAVE Presidency to dolt felon "Gerry Ford" (another Computer God alias!) - the wide-open lifelong felon-bribe extortionist, forgerer and CHECK LAUNDERER Gerry Ford!

David Eisenscheimer (or "Eisenshanker"); another runted, negroidically-befreckled semi-illiterate cowardly yokel kid. Also: Jimmy Carter who shared the sodomy drug- beds of the military academy with niggers. Under secret Computer God orders upon graduation, CIA changed even his FAMILY GRAVESTONES!    "Camp David" in Maryland was named AFTER him, FOR him and BY him, including the Division of SS, "Secret Service", troops who even tended his playboy giant golf course! Here Davy Eisenshanker hid in COWARDLY TERROR and watched World War II on Eyesight TV! His "historical" name: "Dwight Eisenhower"!    As president, for months, he was dying. In a coma. Useless and helpless. Oy vey.

"...Here Davy Eisenshanker hid in COWARDLY TERROR and watched World War II on Eyesight TV!"

"...and DRAGGED IN CHAINS into a windowless telephone booth-type prison cell and put into Maximum Security Insanity Prison for UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION..."

Sneak, shameless hangman rope Gangster government leaders into Frankenstein living-death eternal slavery: I now GO TO DEATH for YOUR lowest deadly felony-crimes against ME! Franken-stein Earphone Radio Parroting Puppet Gangster Slave: Do not DARE to repeat any part of this truthful message! For like Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esq., YOU TOO are EXPENDABLE and YOU TOO can be BEATEN BLOODILY by the Gangster Police and DRAGGED IN CHAINS into a windowless telephone booth-type prison cell and put into Maximum Security Insanity Prison for UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION and by the lowest gangsterism - namely THE LAW - character-assassinated FOR LIFE as an INSANE, CRIMINAL MENACE to this WORSE GANGSTER COMMUNISM! Now that your be-sweated, terrified, trembling DELIRIUM has subsided; have your Computer Subdivision play out my letter! And you; re-read my letter FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!! Francis E. Dec, Esquire, 29 Maple Ave, Hempstead, NY.

Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God scum-on-top staged like Hollywood with plastic pale stand-in actors with Communist Gangster Computer God speed recording instantaneous, simultaneous edited-simulated voices; implanted for all TV and news media microphones in any known language! Unbelievable con-artist Gangsterism, solely for the Overall Plan: WORLD- WIDE ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN LIVING-DEATH SLAVERY!    Yokel felon King Jimmy Carter; slime from the academies which Mr. Dec intelligently refused unsolicited acceptance to - the most elite academy from here in Niggertown - and even insidious CON ARTIST Gangster Divorcée Pope John - they BOTH speak SPANISH and even PORTUGESE! Solely Mr. Dec exposes False Gods, Sodomy and Gomorrah of you Worldwide Computer God parroting puppet Gangster Slaves! MAKE COPIES FOR YOURSELF! You hangman rope gangster scum-on-top, laugh your MAD GIGGLE now!!

"...You hangman rope gangster scum-on-top, laugh your MAD GIGGLE now!!"

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 "THE TEDDY KENNEDY LETTER"

zer0 SAYS: This rant, donated to the Fanclub in 2008, details Dec's theories concerning the Chappaquiddick incident. If you don't know what that is, you've probably lived under a rock for most of your life. "The Chappaquiddick incident" is the name the media gave to the events taking place on the night of July 18, 1969, when then-presidential candidate Ted Kennedy fled the scene of a nasty car crash that claimed the life of Mary Jo Kopechne, a young member of his deceased brother Bobby's campaign staff. This event became a national scandal and led to Ted Kennedy losing his bid for the 1972 Presidency.

In keeping with what may have been a lifelong habit of writing about "current events", Francis in this rant expresses his own opinions concerning Chappaquiddick. Not surprisingly, these fail to match the "official" story of what took place. Um... yeah! Even though Francis actually gets several circumstances concerning the event right in this rant, I still feel it fair to warn the reader that much of the material is probably still to be considered highly offensive - especially if you happen to claim relation either to the Kopechnes or to the Kennedy family! If you do, you should probably stop reading right here instead of getting angry at what Dec writes. You have been warned! Since the question is inevitably going to come up, I'll say right here and now that I don't believe in what Dec is alleging about the incident in this rant - meaning I don't believe Ted Kennedy was a murderer (or a rapist, for that matter). I do believe, however, that Ted Kennedy outright lied to the public about the accident and that he, up until his death in late 2009, never told the complete truth about what happened on that night or what his motivations were for driving away with Mary Jo in his car in the first place. Make of that what you will. If you wish to learn more about Chappaquiddick, I can recommend FBI:s official documents regarding the events of July 18, 1969, available online here and here thanks to the Freedom of Information Act. An excellent video feed concerning the events at Chappaquiddick can also be found via this page. As per the other new Dec rants available via the Dec Fanclub, this rant also contains a brand new voice recording, recorded by none other than this Fanclub's Ted Torbich (AKA "TenebrousT"), who also originally transcribed the rant in question! Be sure to give him a shout on the forum if you enjoy his voicework! I hope all fans of Francis will enjoy this previously unknown rant!

ALL of the gangster SCUM ON TOP CAN REWATCH the Frankenstein Eyesight Television play back of the beach party RAPE, SODOMY and MURDER of his tiny blonde secretary, JO ANN KOPEKNEY, by the last of the KENNEDY SODOMIST PLAY BOYS, young TEDDY KENNEDY. U.S. SENATOR from Massachusetts and EVEN THE THROWING OF HER DEAD BODY INTO HIS 88 OLDS-MOBILE AUTOMATIC HYDRAMATIC TRANSMISSION AUTO and forcing down the gas pedal with a “portable radio” while the auto was parked on the tiny flat wharf like wooden bridge with ABSOLUTELY NO SIDE RAILINGS, DESERTED VERY LATE AT NITE. Then the automatic gear shift of the automobile was pushed into “Drive” position through the open window, thereby automatically driving the automobile WITH JO ANN KOPEKNEY’S MURDERED DEAD body inside the automobile, off of the tiny bridge into the shallow water. This is an OLD REPEAT EASILY PROVEN ELECTRIC CHAIR WIDE OPEN COVER UP for the SODOMY RAPE MURDER of JO ANN KOPEKNEY by the Last of the Kennedy sodomist play boys, big TEDDY KENNEDY.

"...Driving the automobile WITH JO ANN KOPEKNEY'S MURDERED DEAD body inside the automobile, off of the tiny bridge into the shallow water."

"...Including the nearby crowds of people at the scene the following day, screaming that Teddy Kennedy was the rape, sodomist, murderer of his secretary JO ANN KOPEKNEY."

The murderer Teddy Kennedy, falsely claims he was driving and drove the car off of the bridge. “EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES”: Playboy sodomist Teddy Kennedy was a married man and his wife was in the hospital giving birth to another of his brood. The local radio stations explained that therefore Teddy Kennedy needed batchelor’s love in his lonliness dated Jo Ann Kopekney. Are YOU sufficiently stratified scum on top to gleefully watch Frankenstein Eyesight Television play back of the JO ANN KOPEKNEY, SODOMY, RAPE AND MURDER by the big Teddy Kennedy (Including the nearby crowds of people at the scene, the following day, screaming that Teddy Kennedy was the rape, sodomist, murderer of his secretary JO ANN KOPEKNEY.)    EVERY DISTRICT ATTORNEY COVERS UP EVEN THE WORSE HANGMAN ROPE FELONY CRIMES FOR ALL OF THE UNTOUCHABLE GANGSTER PLAY BOY SCUM ON TOP. EACH DISTRICT ATTORNEY IS SO SECRETLY ANNOINTED BY HIS COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD.

THE PARROTING PUPPET MENIAL UNDERLING BACKROOM UNTOUCHABLE CO-CONSPIRATOR DIS. ATTY. after gleefully watching the RAPE, SODOMY, MURDER of JO ANN KOPEKNEY by Teddy Kennedy on eyesight television play back. (and even the deadly gangster CIA body guard underlings of SENATOR Teddy Kennedy, as C. GOD PARROTING PUPPETS, VERY LATE AT NITE, SETTING UP THE “ACCIDENT” on the tiny wooden bridge with no side railings and automatically driving the automobile off the tiny bridge into the shallow water with Jo Ann Kopekney’s dead body inside.    Then the Dis. Atty. covered up the WIDE OPEN OBVIOUS MURDER by ordering that no investigation be made into Teddy Kennedy’s contradictory, ridiculous FALSE ALIBI AND FURTHER ORDERING; that NO AUTOPSY BE PERFORMED ON THE RAPED, SODOMIZED, MURDERED DEAD BODY OF JO ANN KOPEKNEY.

"...FURTHER ORDERING; that NO AUTOPSY BE PERFORMED ON THE RAPED, SODOMIZED, MURDERED DEAD BODY OF JO ANN KOPEKNEY."

AN HONEST AUTOPSY (I SAID HONEST) PERFORMED NOW, YEARS LATER, AFTER HER BODY IS EXHUMED WILL PROVE THAT TEDDY KENNEDY COMMITTED SODOMY, RAPE MURDER OF JO ANN KOPEKNEY.

Teddy Kennedy’s ridiculous, contradictory FALSE story is that he accidentally drove his Oldsmobile off of the tiny bridge at nite and swung the door open to escape from drowning himself and that the area was a distant deserted area WITH ABSOLUTELY NO HELP WHAT EVER. He further claims he repeatedly dove in the shallow water to save Jo Ann Kopekney. Further Teddy Kennedy claims soaking wet he was dazed and befuddled and forgot everything and went home to to sleep and contacted no one and did nothing about Jo Ann Kopekneys death, until the next day. THESE ARE OBVIOUS CONTRADICTORY FALSEHOODS. WITHIN 300 SHORT WALKING STEPS AWAY FROM THE TINY BRIDGE THE PEOPLE WERE HOME IN THE NEAREST HOME. They were awake with the lites on and in and out of the house LONG AFTER THE TIME TEDDY KENNEDY FALSELY CLAIMS THE “ACCIDENT” OCCURRED, WITH ALL OF THE WINDOWS IN THEIR HOUSE WERE OPEN THAT WARM NITE AND THEY NEITHER SAW NOR HEARD ANYTHING FROM THE TINY BRIDGE ACROSS THE WAY. SOAKING WET, HOW DID TEDDY KENNEDY GET HOME TO HIS SUMPTUOUS HOME FROM THIS DISTANT AREA WITHOUT HIS OLDSMOBILE, WITHOUT EXPLAINING SUCH CONDUCT?

"Teddy Kennedy's ridiculous, contradictory FALSE story is that he accidentally drove his Oldsmobile off of the tiny bridge at nite..."

"...INSTEAD, TEDDY KENNEDY MADE MANY RUSH TELEPHONE CALLS, WHEN HE CAME HOME THAT NITE."

ALL TOP GOV. SCUM LIKE SENATOR KENNEDY ARE PROTECTED BY CONSTANT TELEPHONE RECORDING SERVICE. AFTER COMING HOME TEDDY KENNEDY WAS NOT DAZED OR BEFUDDLED. HE IN NO WAY DID NOTHING AND WENT DIRECTLY TO SLEEP CONTACTING NO ONE TILL THE NEXT DAY. INSTEAD, TEDDY KENNEDY MADE MANY RUSH TELEPHONE CALLS, WHEN HE CAME HOME THAT NITE. INSPITE OF THE KID GANGSTER DIS. ATTY. COVER UP, THIS HAS LEAKED OUT. BUT AS THE HIGHEST CON-GRESSMAN, NAMELY SENATOR, TEDDY KENNEDY IS ABOVE THE LAW AND HE REFUSES TO RELEASE THE TAPE RECORDED TELEPHONE RECORDS OF HIS TELEPHONE CALLS THAT NITE. Even from much greater heights, even much smaller cars take minutes to sink below the surface of the water, making it virtually impossible for JO ANN KOPEKNEY to be trapped inside the Oldsmobile automobile. Jo Ann Kopekney was a good swimmer. The water was so shallow that big Teddy Kennedy could have stood on the automobile and opened its doors in the water. Teddy Kennedy claims Jo Ann Kopekney was sitting next to him. Why did not she slide out the open door after he jumped out?

HOW MANY MORE KENNEDY SECRETED SODOMY RAPES????

The CHIEF DISTRICT ATTORNEY: A relatively recent Communist Gangster Computer God concoction. The menial young UNTOUCHABLE BACKROOM COVER-UP UNDERLING GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET, with quick pay off to at least high judgeship, or even THIRTY YEAR OLD GOVERNORS and unbelievably, ALMOST U.S. PRESIDENT in middle thirties (age), namely the dwarfted scar face gangster kid TOM DEWEY N.Y. Chief District Attorney, then New York State Governor and for one nite C. God, so called “news media” declared Tom Dewey was president. (ALMOST). Virtually every county from N.Y. to California has a chief District Attorney, LIKE ALL JUDGES ALL ARE C. GOD FABRICATIONS WITH VERY LITTLE, IF ANY CIVIL TRIAL EXPERIENCE AND VIRTUALLY NO CRIMINAL TRIAL EXPERIENCE, WHEN ANNOINTED BY C. GOD FOR SO CALLED ELECTION. EVEN THE U. S. SUPREME COURT, THE HIGHEST COURT OF THE LAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REQUIREMENT OF LEGAL TRAINING OR EXPERIENCE. ANYONE CAN BE “MADE” A JUDGE. (AYE VIE “GIFTED”). These UNTOUCHABLE menial underlings are  complete concoctions and manipulations of the Computer God in order to protect the parroting puppet stratified deadly gangster Communist CLOSED SOCIETY.

"THE CHIEF DISTRICT ATTORNEY: A relatively recent Communist Gangster Computer God concoction. The menial young UNTOUCHABLE BACKROOM COVER-UP GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET..."

"...NO UNTOUCHABLE HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTER JUDGE AND NOT EVEN ANY LOWLY KID GANGSTER DISTRICT ATTORNEY HAS EVER GONE TO PRISON."

P.S. Throughout this country NO UNTOUCHABLE HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTER JUDGE AND NOT EVEN ANY LOWLY KID GANGSTER DISTRICT ATTORNEY HAS EVER GONE TO PRISON. Not even the prune face negroidically befreckled gutter mouth gangster kid, BRENDEN BYRNE, now governor of New Jersey in his young THIRTIES. Instead, his partner accepted a farce plea of guilty from a back room gangster judge. Or like LOW LOUIE LEFKOWITZ Chief Atty. Gen. of the N.Y. State, the gangster bribe extortionist instead his ass’t cops a farce guilty plea from one backroom gangster judge. Or even here in NASSAU COUNTY, THE RICHEST COUNTY IN THE COUNTRY, “kid gangster menace” the young DENNIS DILLON, Dis. Atty. and his staff of First Degree Sodomy, Gamora peddling drug addict parties of radio and T.V. renown, BUT NO FELONY INDICTMENTS BY THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY’S HIGHLY PAID RUBBER STAMP STOOGES, THE SECRET BACKROOM (23) GRAND JURORS, WITH ABSOLUTELY NO LEGAL EDUCATION OR TRAINING.

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"TO ALL JUDGES!"
 zer0 SAYS:
In my opinion, this rant is Mr. Dec's great epic poem. This is a letter by Dec written to the US Supreme Court to protest the verdict in a trial (see the FAQ and Timeline) that led to him losing his job as a lawyer by being disbarred from the NY State Bar. This alone should be source for hilarity, but it doesn't just stop there! Instead, the rant degenerates into some kinda hate filled diatribe about every setback Mr. Dec has ever suffered during the last 10 years, including the time he tried to escape to Poland and was "beaten bloodily" by "CIA gangsterpolice" and kept in chains for three days! This, as well as the frequent referral to State and Supreme Court Judges as "rectum-lappers", makes for a truly hilarious experience. As you read this rant, remember that this letter was actually sent to the US Supreme Court! Gee, I wonder what the look on their faces were as they read through it..?

To All Judges: First and Second Appellate Division, Superior Court, New York City Court of Appeals, Albany, New York U.S. SUPREME COURT , Washington DC

"...The blackish menial negroidic-in-apperance -and-demeanor felon vicious Parroting Puppet ex-District Attorney Nassau County..."

I write DEMANDING a re-hearing of my worse-than-lowest Deadly Gangster police state Criminal Conviction which appeal case was in your farce Deadly Gangster ghetto-Communist Gangster Computer God-manipulated Gangster Court! Below, I state some of the many REASONS for said re-hearing, plus all of my evidence the Attorney General chicanerously forwarded to the Bar Association Grievance Committee for prosecution of felon Gangster mafionic negroidic the BLACK Frank Gulotta - a Gangster Judge, therefore un-prosecutable! The blackish menial negroidic-in-apperance-and-demeanor felon vicious Parroting Puppet ex District Attorney Nassau County with NO private law experience, DETESTED by all factions. In spite of this, SOLELY because of his many year secret gangsterization and crucifixion of ME, this negroidic low mafionic deadly BLACK Frank Gulotta was then IMMEDIATELY and UNPRECEDENTEDLY and REPEATEDLY rapidly PROMOTED - in spite of TREMENDOUS opposition - to the present position of second highest state judgeship SOLELY through Gangster Computer God manipulation!

As additional evidence; during the last week of my within-mentioned month-long WORSE-than-a-farce Nazi court criminal trial in Nassau County Court 1958, where dwarfted felon gangster Parroting Puppet rectum lapper sodomist Judge William Sullivan’s ball-of-fat felon slut wife, she - AS PLANNED - sat in the front row, repeatedly stripping her over clothes and completely pulling up her dress and slip and pulling aside her old-fashioned pink BLOOMERS in order to display her ANUS, her CUNT! She repeatedly gesticulated and whispered: "I’ll give it to you to suck! FINISH HIM!!" Her husband, dwarfted felon Gangster Parroting Puppet rectum-lapper sodomist Judge William Sullivan, flush-faced - in repeated open sodomistic displays - stuck out his tongue, WIGGLING it, CHUCKLING to her!    You hangman rope Gangster felon Parroting Puppet scum-on-top playboys can WATCH my Frankenstein Eyesight Television PLAYBACK of this felonious lowly sodomistic display by the felon sodomist Judge William Sullivan and his lowly felon-slut wife during my trial in Nassau County Court!

"...She repeatedly gesticulated and whispered: 'I'll give it to you to suck! FINISH HIM!!'"

After my WORSE-than-Nazi-court criminal conviction-CRUCIFIXION, for YEARS in poverty I suffered hopeless, jobless character-assassination and ISOLATION in this low deadly niggertown. I was the repeat target-victim of this Gangster Government’s gangsterization and undetectable extermination attempts to SHUT ME UP FOREVER WITH MY SECRETS!

Then, in December 14-17 1965, I attempted to escape this worse-mongrel Gangster Communist country to return to the Slovenic- Polish land of my forefathers. Instead, in a Gangster-staged Parroting Puppet DEADLY CONSPIRACY, I was flown from Kennedy New York Airport AT NIGHT to a small, distant St. Lawrence River Estuary snowbound small airport under the guise that I was in Warsaw, Poland. Immediately many, many things proved this to me - including the two big white asbestos-shingled hangars with the large Braniff Airways -signs on their sidewalls - in addition to the many blurted statements I solicited from the many CIA DEADLY GANGSTERS - the assassins of ME - the many, many Parroting Puppets all around me!    I DEMANDED an immediate flight back to Kennedy New York Airport. Instead I was held captive ALL NIGHT, later in CHAINS! I refused both; all food and requests I’d “go to sleep”. Then CIA policegangsters pretending to be Polish police with NO identification BEAT ME BLOODILY!

"...Instead I was held captive ALL NIGHT, later in CHAINS! I refused both; all food and requests I'd 'go to sleep'."

Later, while MY return-trip 707 Boeing Jet Airliner was being serviced for MY return trip, I quickly walked into the airplane and saw a CIA GANGSTER with a small electric hairdryer-type blower pumping DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE into SECRET COMPARTMENTS under the ashtrays in the arms of the chairs where later *I* was ordered to sit in the airplane full of CIA UNDERLINGS "passengers" - MY ASSASSINS!!! -  who GIGGLED as they watched me DRAGGED IN CHAINS into the airplane by the Gangster CIA policegangsters!!

These deadly Gangster CIA passengers, THEY PRESSED THE FRONTAL PANEL OF THE ASHTRAYS IN THE SEAT ARMS to release the DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE! Indubitably, all of the others deadly CIA underling gangsters upon this staged return flight, they ALL had taken the TOP SECRET POISON NERVE GAS ANTIDOTE PILL, IMMUNING them from the DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE! DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE was sprayed at me from CIGARS, CIGARETTES, even from BALL-POINT PENS! Also from the WIG of a woman sitting next to me! Even the Swiss cheese-type ICE CUBES were evaporating into POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE in all of the FREE drinks!    I got up and went to the rear of the airplane by the rear exit door with the large push-up handle. My Frankenstein Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio disclosed my intentions IMMEDIATELY! The loudspeaker SCREAMED that the flight was over and that our airplane was already preparing to land at Kennedy New York Airport!

"...DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE was sprayed at me from CIGARS, CIGARETTES and even from BALL-POINT PENS!"

"...He BEAT ME REPEATEDLY..."

You hangman rope sneak Gangster playboy scum-on-top KNOW these facts are true; not only from taking part in such undetectable exter- minations, but also you chicanerous demented felon Parroting Puppet Gangsters can WATCH my Frankenstein Eyesight Televison PLAYBACK of all these horrible terrifying deadly events! When I returned home, Joseph I. Dec - my only brother and deadly felon-murderer and assassin-spy agent against me for this Gangster Government - he BEAT ME REPEATEDLY, CURSING me that I was not exterminated by all of the POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE and that I did the IMPOSSIBLE in that I KEPT AWAKE FOR THREE DAYS AND REFUSED ALL FOOD in order to prevent my SNEAK EXTERMINATION!

In accordance with the completely Gangster Computer God concocted-and-manipulated Statutory Laws, one of your Gangster Court's requisite duties is to AUTOMATI CALLY re-hear my said appeal case because it has been brought to your attention, you hangman rope Gangsters, that MY ENTIRE LIFE was destroyed by you co-conspirators through the Gangster Government’s perjured-and-fabricated CRIMINAL CONVICTION OF ME in order to fulfill the demands of your Communist God, the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God!    You deadly Parroting Puppet felon Gangsters already know that I HAVE BEEN and AM an INNOCENT primary victim and target for DESTRUCTION AND EXTERMINATION because I am a MENACE to your Gangster Computer God and that I am WORSE than defenseless without the Gangster Protection and Control of the Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio! I STAND ALONE against you demented Deadly Gangster Parroting Puppets, namely this worse-Gangster Communist Computer God controlled Gangster Government! Before I’m exterminated by you hangman rope underlings, I DEMAND A REPLY! October 21, 1976, Francis E. Dec, Esquire

"...In accordance with the completely Gangster Computer God concocted-and- manipulated Statutory Laws..."

"...In desperation, the Chief Clerk of the US Supreme Court ripped off the COVER of my Appeal Brief!"

ADDENDUM: I personally filed my maximum-conviction Appeal Brief in 1961 with the Chief Clerk of the US Supreme Court, Washington DC. The Chief Clerk, HE KNEW ME! He sneeringly grabbed my thick, strong homemade Appeal Brief and then he attempted to RIP IT UP! In desperation, the Chief Clerk of the US Supreme Court ripped off the COVER of my Appeal Brief! Miraculously, I stopped him without a deadly scene (to me). Then, filing my ripped Appeal Brief,  the felon (another co conspirator with the nine hangmanrope Gangster Judges) the Chief Clerk in cowardly fear, in staccato speech and gesticulation, he confessed to me: "Mr. Dec, EVERYONE is in on this one against you, even the Attorney General." Namely BOBBY KENNEDY, younger-than-his-very-young-brother JACK Kennedy, Kennedy-then-President! The KENNEDY PLAY BOYS' little fag Bobby was a felon lowest chicanerous UNTOUCHABLE Parroting Puppet Gangster against WORSE-than-defenseless Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esquire!

My quick questioning, and the co-conspiring felon Chief Clerk explained and gave me a new and ”SPECIAL" notice form for ONLY Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esquire, which had to be mailed to the OPPOSITION, the Deadly Gangster District Attorney, in order to prevent the dismissal of my appeal case. Leaving quickly I noticed in the room and hall several approaching uniformed and plain-clothes be-weaponed POLICE! Later, Joseph I. Dec, my only brother deadly-villain-murderer and secret-assassin spy-agent against me for this Gangster Government, CURSED me stating "That I TRICKED the Chief Clerk of the US Supreme Court, and that I got out of that death trap FAST!" So, brainwashed-from-birth by the Computer God Threshold Brainwash Radio Parroting Puppet Gangster Slave; if you believe in ANYTHING, forget kneeling to abide by the High Holy Law long enough to say one word of pray for ME for YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!

"...FOOTNOTE: Remember, it is Gangster US Supreme Court- written High Holy Law: 'I’ll give it to you to suck, FINISH HIM!!"

FOOTNOTE: Remember, it is Gangster US Supreme Court-written High Holy Law: "I’ll give it to you to suck, FINISH HIM!!"

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"A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE!"

zer0 SAYS: This rant, when it was first presented in 2007, represented nothing less than the first completely new material by Francis E. Dec collected and recorded in more than 20 years. Not since Doc Britton originally recorded versions of Dec's rants way back in the mid-80s had there been any completely new Francis E. Dec audio recordings, or any new rants by Mr. Dec, available to the public. It took a lot of hard work by many different people - myself among them - in order to try and change this fact.

	The below text is taken from Dec's Supreme Court appeal brief, originally recovered by dedicated Decologist Ted Torbich. Said brief is, for the most part, at least as insane and rambling as any of Dec's rants - but the funny parts are intermingled with rather dry and official portions of legalese, somewhat dulling their humor. What's more: the original brief is really, really, really long. For these reasons, I chose the hands-down funniest parts of Dec's brief and placed them in chronological order to create a coherent narrative. This version - which I've also illustrated fully - truly reads like a completely new rant by Dec, never seen before and completely unique to the Fanclub! This rant also features a completely new voice recording (done by yours truly), as well. While my "pretty" voice can't compete with Doc Britton's, I hope you like it regardless! Please feel free to distribute and file share the audio recording to all your friends!As you read through this rant you'll notice pretty quickly that Dec, as he was writing it, had already slid a fair way down the slippery slope of madness. There are no mentions of any Frankenstein Controls, Computer Gods or Brain-bank Cities anywhere, but due to the utterly insane style of writing you get the idea that their invention by Dec is juuuust around the corner! As with "To All Judges", it is important to remember this letter was actually sent to the U.S. Supreme Court..! For your reading enjoyment I have, however, also added Dec's usual insane capitalization and mad underlining of certain words to this shortened version of the brief. When confronted with the overall tone of this text, I somehow feel this is how Dec would have really written his appeal to the Supreme Court if he'd only been allowed to... Both the material in this rant, as well as in the original Supreme Court appeal, contains what,  according to Dec's testimony, appears to be many suspicious inconsistencies - such as the alleged conspiracy against Dec, which he claims involved nearly all Nassau County Court judges and District Attorneys, along with the supposed rigging of his trial, allegedly forged trial notes and repeated quelling of his cross-examination of certain witnesses. I'm not saying that the judicial conspiracy Dec alleges actually took place. However, if only HALF the stuff he rants about is true, then I'd say there's a chance Dec may actually have been innocent and that his trial may actually have been a "Gestapo-like farce trial with fixed judge and jury" as is alleged repeatedly by him in his rants and letters. You decide, gentle reader...

NOTICE OF APPEAL TO THE SUPREME COURT OF
THE UNITED STATES.

"The GESTAPO-LIKE illegal prosecution of this defendant has been carried on for over a decade, ever since this defendant made complaints against one Henry H. Meyer..."

The GESTAPO-LIKE illegal prosecution of this defendant has been carried on for over a decade, ever since this defendant made complaints against one Henry H. Meyer, a life-long Assistant District Attorney in Nassau County! Over a decade ago, this defendant made complaints of the FELONIOUS CRIMES committed by the IMPISH Henry H. Meyer, who was forging and cashing his son’s Veteran’s Administration monthly disability payment checks in order to SYSTEMATICALLY DEFRAUD his son of the substantial monthly disability payments and the same Henry H. Meyer thereafter impishly assisted in PLACING HIS SON IN AN INSANE ASYLUM!!    Convulsive, muddled incoherent, JEERING threats of revenge were stated by an Assistant District Attorney, Edward Robinson, Jr., during the two suppositive grand jury hearings in July of 1957, in reference to this and other complaints by this defendant!

Defendant was ordered to the District Attorney’s office on July 2, 1957, by Edward Robinson Jr., an Ass’t District Attorney. Without reason or justification the said Edward Robinson Jr. then accused this defendant of AMBULANCE CHASING FRAUDULENT ACCIDENT CLAIMS and in SIMPLE, CONVULSIVE, INCOHERENT conversation, Edward Robinson attempted to accuse defendant, based on suppositive knowledge gained from the know-nothing-about-everything Wirschnings that the defendant was operating a fraudulent ambulance chasing ring on a small scale! The INCOHERENT RAVINGS of Edward Robinson finally enumerated the complaint of Mrs. Wirschning and her husband, Fred Wirschning, who claimed that they never knew the defendant and only saw the defendant once and never retained defendant as their lawyer for Mrs. Wirschning’s injury claims against Allstate Insurance Company and they never prosecuted or made ANY injury claims for Mrs. Wirschning against the Allstate Insurance Com-pany. In fact, in SIMPLE INCOHERENT RAVINGS Edward Robinson informed defendant that both Wirschnings SWORE they knew nothing about the entire injury claim and settlement of it by Allstate Insurance Company; therefore defendant was an ambulance chasing lawyer!

"...Without reason or justification the said Edward Robinson Jr. then accused this defendant of AMBULANCE CHASING FRAUDULENT ACCIDENT CLAIMS..."

Defendant quelled the SCREAMING CONVULSIVE Edward Robinson sufficient to point to the Allstate Insurance Company file of Mrs. Elizabeth Wirschning’s injury claim on his desk and specifically point out various papers that proved the claims of the both Wirschning’s to be FALSE and then DEMANDED to be informed of any Grand Jury hearing on the matter!

Edward Robinson Jr. in obvious petrification, convulsive and in hysterics attempted to STOP defendant by screaming “LEVEL WITH ME!!!” over and over again as he SLUMPED OVER HIS DESK PERSPIRING and looking up at the District Attorney Frank Gulotta!    Defendant informed Robinson and Gulotta, that defendant’s records and the Allstate Insurance Company records would prove that defendant WAS retained by Mrs. Wirschning as her lawyer for an impending sepa ration action and because of this fact the defendant did withdraw from her WAYWARD PERVERTED HUSBAND’S loss of services claim of her injury claim. Defendant again informed both Gulotta and Robinson of the repeated efforts of Mrs. Wirschning’s husband through various coercive schemes to obtain his wife’s settlement money she deposited with defendant in escrow, and that recently the defendant put the husband out of his office under threat of arrest, at which time the defendant informed Fred Wirschning that he had coerced his wife, probably through the usual PHYSICAL ABUSE of her, into evading the defendant while he coerced the defendant into giving him the $200 she left in escrow!

"...Edward Robinson Jr. in obvious petrification, convulsive and in hysterics, attempted to STOP defendant by screaming 'LEVEL WITH ME!!!' over and over again..."

"...Detective Becker then TOOK AND PURLOINED the defendant's written retainer..."

Defendant went with detective Becker to defendant’s office. Detective Becker examined Mrs. Wirschning’s injury claim file and her separation claim file, after defendant took both file envelopes out of the locked filing cabinet. Detective Becker examined the various papers in the two files and opened the letter-sized titled envelope containing Mrs. Wirschning’s $200 escrow money. Detective Becker then TOOK AND PURLOINED the defendant’s written retainer signed by both Wirschnings and like the SIMPLE RAVING EDWARD ROBINSON accused the defendant of AMBULANCE CHASING with a “no good” false retainer!!! Detective Becker REFUSED to give defendant back the written retainer with the Wirschnings and instead stated that by his purloining the retainer made it possible for the District Attorney to finally bring an end to the lengthy investigation of the “DUMB POLOK” defendant and finally send the “DUMB POLOK” to prison!!!

Thereafter on July 22, 1958, at the District Attorney’s NON-EXISTENT Grand Jury hearing to which defendant appeared through ILLEGAL SUBPOENA by the GANGSTER DISTRICT ATTORNEY, Frank Gulotta stood in charge of Edward Robinson while detective Becker sat adjacent to defendant. Defendant was informed to forget about complaining as to the accusations of Edward Robinson falsely accusing the defendant of running an ambulance chasing ring of fraudulent accident cases. Defendant was informed he had no right to object and that defendant was in the District Attorney’s office subject to immediate arrest and jailing because Mrs. Wirschning had placed NEW charges against the defendant and those new charges against the defendant were true because she also swore to these new charges. The CONVULSIVE Edward Robinson then stated that the new charges did not include ambulance chasing but that defendant negotiated and settled on an injury claim for her of which she knew nothing about!    The defendant interrupted the RAVING Robinson and informed him that his accusations were false because detective Becker, who was then sitting adjacent to the defendant, had taken the defendant in custody to defendant’s office and had seen the separation file and the injury claim file on Mrs. Wirschning with the various papers in both files along with the $200 escrow money she had deposited with the defendant and also the signed written retainer of Mr. and Mrs. Wirschning.

"...Fred Wirschning, the WAYWARD, PERVERTED, FELONIOUS CAR THIEF husband of Mrs.Wirschning had already admitted... that he LIVED WITH NEGRO PROSTITUTES and that he RAN STOLEN CARS down south!"

In addition to this, Fred Wirschning; the WAYWARD, PERVERTED, FELONIOUS CAR THIEF husband of Mrs. Wirschning had already admitted the matrimonial troubles with his wife and that he LIVED WITH NEGRO PROSTITUTES and that he RAN STOLEN CARS down south! During defendant’s further rapid questioning of Fred Wirschning in the presence of Dr. Robbins, Fred Wirschning further incriminated himself and proved the defendant INNOCENT by breaking down and admitting that after defendant’s repeated requests of him and his wife, Elizabeth Wirschning, to produce Mrs. Wirschning’s medical bill from Dr. Milton E. Robbins, her claimed doctor, for her claimed doctor treated injuries, constituting her injury claim against Allstate Insurance Company, Fred Wirschning, gazing at Dr. Robbins, in the District Attorney’s office, admitted that he, Fred Wirschning, DID go to Dr. Milton E. Robbins’ office and DID obtain and DID pay for the hand written medical bill from Dr. Milton E. Robbins!    Upon hearing Fred Wirschning make this admission, Dr. Robbins acknowledged the truth of said admission by making significant motions of his head and by speech!    After the defendant gained these admissions from Fred Wirschning and Dr. Milton E. Robbins, the LIFE LONG OMNIPOTENT GANGSTER, the District Attorney Frank Gulotta, quickly, in frenzied movement and speech, while gesticulating and actually SEIZING AND QUELLING both the convulsive Edward Robinson and Fred Wirschning, Gulotta then ordered all conversation to cease!

This defendant’s trial was WORSE than any Gestapo trial in Europe during the Nazi Regime, with a TOTAL disregard of defendant’s Constitutional Rights to an impartial fair trial!    This defendant repeatedly so complained but defendant’s complaints have been FRAUDULENTLY DELETED FROM THE RECORD and only a few words of the defendant’s repeated condemnation of the GESTAPO-LIKE FARCE TRIAL of this defendant remain!!

"...WORSE than any Gestapo trial in Europe during the Nazi Regime..."

"...The dishonest, perjurous, life-long aged FOP, stenographer, Nat Birchall, stood PETRIFIED, MUMBLING, LEANING against the judges bench, his face RED and DRIPPING WET WITH PERSPIRATION; staring AIMLESSLY at his fellow County employees..."

Shortly after Mrs. Wirschning completely broke down during cross examination and admitted her sworn complaints were perjuries, defendant’s cross examination of her was ordered stopped by the FOP JUDGE over defendant’s objections and the judge and prosecution called Nat Birchall to testify!    The dishonest, perjurous, life-long aged FOP, stenographer, Nat Birchall, stood PETRIFIED, MUMBLING, LEANING against the judge’s bench, his face RED and DRIPPING WET WITH PERSPIRATION; staring AIMLESSLY at his fellow County employees who were the selected fixed “spectators” of the trial while all other citizens were excluded by force of the numerous County Court Officer Attendants in uniform! Nat Birchall, the aged, life-long District Attorney’s stenographer stood PETRIFIED as if awaiting FATE to END HIS MISERABLE PERJUROUS LIFE, when suddenly, Assistant District Attorney Harold Spitzer BARGED into the courtroom and ORDERED THE TRIAL STOPPED and under his orders the judge, W’m Sullivan, stopped the trial and adhered to the commands of Harold Spitzer who took the STUPEFIED OLD PERJURER Nat Birchall off the witness stand, in the midst of his, Nat Birchall’s testimony, and ACTUALLY ASSISTED NAT BIRCHALL OUT OF THE COURT ROOM!!!!! Defendant objected vigorously, Harold Spitzer informed the defendant that Nat Birchall had duties with the Grand Jury and the Grand Jury duties of Nat Birchall were MUCH more important than Nat Birchall wasting time at the defendant’s trial testifying as a witness!!!

For anyone but a “DUMB POLOK" (as defendant was called by the HAND-PICKED FANATIC detective Becker) the trial would have been ended immediately and the gangsterous Gestapo-like sadistic DECADE-LONG persecution of this defendant would be investigated, especially if such persecution was inflicted upon any other lawyer!    Instead, in COMPLETE kangaroo court manner the defendant’s trial was then interrupted with not one but TWO important witnesses in the middle of cross examination, namely, Mrs. Wirschning and Nat Birchall, the trial was adjourned for approximately a week from November 6, 1958, to November 12, 1958, without notice to the defendant and IN SPITE of defendant’s vigorous repeated objections calling for a mistrial!    During this illegal WEEK-LONG interrupting pause in the middle of this defendant’s trial, Judge Philip Kleinfeld, of the Appellate Division of the Supreme Court for the Second Judicial Department, repeatedly forwarded messages to this defendant warning this defendant that THE DEFENDANT HAD TO CAPITULATE! During a court session of the Appellate Division of the Supreme Court for the Second Judicial Department, on Friday, November 7, 1958, Judge Philip Kleinfeld did interrupt the said court’s session, in the presence of the other Judges and a Court Attendant, Vincent Gubitosie, in order that he, Judge Philip Kleinfeld stressed that even though this defendant was a practicing lawyer, this defendant must GIVE UP his Constitutional Rights of defending his innocence and the defendant must discontinue trying his own case and retain the lawyer “chosen” to capitulate for the defendant!!

"...Judge Philip Kleinfeld, of the Appellate Division of the Supreme Court for the Second Judicial Department, repeatedly forwarded messages to this defendant warning this defendant that THE DEFENDANT HAD TO CAPITULATE!"

"...Judge Philip Kleinfeld then stated "THE JUDGE AND JURY ARE FIXED" therefore REGARDLESS of this defendant's innocence this defendant WOULD be convicted and 'GIVEN A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE'!!!"

As in the Spring of 1958, shortly after this defendant was indicted and Judge Philip Kleinfeld and Judge Henry Wenzel, both of the Appellate Division of the Supreme Court for the Second Judicial Department, caused this defendant to give Judge Philip Kleinfeld and Judge Henry Wenzel a typewritten statement as to this def endant’s defense to the false indictment, Judge Philip Kleinfeld was once again respectfully notified that this defendant did not need a lawyer to capitulate to the false indictment, but defendant desired to be given a fair trial to prove his innocence and to prove the over DECADE-LONG Gestapo-like illegal persecution of this defendant by Nassau County jurists and other Nassau County officials!    After hearing this often repeated request on the defendant’s behalf, Judge Philip Kleinfeld, in a message to the defendant, finally stated that regardless of defendant’s innocence, defendant had created ILL FEELINGS amongst the important Nassau County jurists and therefore defendant’s innocence did not matter; defendant must give up trying his own case and accept retaining the lawyer “chosen” to capitulate for defendant without a fee, because Judge Philip Kleinfeld then stated “THE JUDGE AND JURY ARE FIXED” therefore regardless of this defendant’s innocence this defendant WOULD be convicted and “GIVEN A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE”!!!

IN ORDER TO MAKE CERTAIN THE DEFENDANT RECEIVE HIS COMPLETE MESSAGE, JUDGE PHILIP KLEINFELD HAND WROTE A NOTE TO THIS DEFENDANT OUT LINING THE ARRANGED APPOINTMENT WITH “HONORABLE” EDWARD NEARY, A FORMER DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF NASSAU COUNTY, THE LAWYER “CHOSEN” TO CAPITULATE THIS DEFENDANT!! AND ARRANGED DATE AND TIME OF THE APPOINTMENT WAS MONDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 1958, 2:30 P.M. WHICH IS STATED ON THE NOTE!!!    Defendant did NOT surrender to the coercive efforts of Judge Philip Kleinfeld! The farce kangaroo court trial of defendant with "FIXED JUDGE AND JURY" and fixed selected County employee “spectators” with ROVING, SNEERING Assistant District Attorneys seated near the trial judge’s bench, was MORE than sufficient to make defendant cognizant of his status as the innocent “DUMB POLOK" SCAPE GOAT to be made an example of in order to atone for hundreds of established, gangsterous, felonious, ambulance chasing, fraudulent injury claim lawyers, who are secretly reprimanded, without criminal prosecution through the NEAR-FARCE activities of the Arkwright Committee investigating felonious lawyers!

The imp judge, W’m Sullivan, did not in the least doubt that Fred Wirschning was breaking down in his perjurous story against the defendant! The IMP, LYING JUDGE, W’m Sullivan, interrupted the breaking-down, confessing, perjurous Fred, THE CAR THIEF, Wirschning and then not only prevented Fred Wirschning from breaking down and admitting his felonious actions of going to Dr. Milton E. Robbins’ office and obtaining and paying for Dr. Milton E. Robbins’ hand written medical bill for his wife’s injury treatments in order that defendant could process her injury claim, as Fred Wirschning admitted in the District Attorney’s office in July 1957 during the non existent Grand Jury hearing. In addition the lying, fancy feather hair cut, hold-over judge, W’m Sullivan, a  SELF ADMITTED NEUROTIC PSYCHOTIC IN OPEN COURT, in further kangaroo court style, ordered the faltering, breaking down perjurer, Fred, THE CAR THIEF, Wirschning, to answer only his own (judge W’m Sullivan’s) LEADING QUESTIONS with a one word answer only, in order to prevent Fred Wirschning from explaining how he, Fred Wirschning, DID go to Dr. Milton E. Robbins’ office and DID pay for and obtain his wife’s hand written medical bill from Dr. Milton E. Robbins, which said medical bill Mrs. Wirschning relied upon to state her doctor treated injuries to the Allstate Insurance Company doctor, Joseph Rosenheck on May 24, 1956; which injuries are IDENTICAL to the medical bill injuries claimed by the defendant as FALSE!

"...the IMP, LYING JUDGE, W'm Sullivan, interrupted the breaking- down, confessing, perjurous Fred, THE CAR THIEF, Wirschning..." .

"...fraudulently altering such statements as a District Attorney's Office sees fit is common knowledge, especially to the legal profession..."

The warning by Judge Philip Kleinfeld, namely, “THE JUDGE AND JURY ARE FIXED” and this citizen’s trial would only lead to A “TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE” was fulfilled and this citizen received three felonious suspended execution sentences of 2½ to 5 years in prison at hard labor!    The raving, incoherent, psychotic-like RAVINGS of Edward Robinson Jr. have been fraudulently altered in the District Attorney’s stenographic record! (Such practice of fraudulently altering such statements as a District Attorney’s office sees fit is common knowledge, especially to the legal profession, and is considered a SACROSANCT RIGHT of ANY District Attorney’s office!)

The CHIEF HENCHMEN to this citizen’s persecution through illegal prosecution, such as Frank Gulotta, Edward Robinson Jr. (presently both automatically elected Supreme Court Judges) and Manuel Levine, District Attorney of Nassau County, are ABOVE the law they so wantonly create and administer! The falseness of this citizen’s indictment and the prosecution’s witnesses’ perjurous testimony are not only KNOWN to these men and other important members of the judiciary, but in addition, the said perjuries and frauds were frantically and fanatically CREATED BY AND FOR THESE MEN! For me to now overlook these wantonly impish lawless actions of these men would not only be the undermining of my appeal rights but much more important, it would be a tacit resignation to the perpetuation of such wanton lawless actions by the judiciary!

CONCLUSION                      The judgment of conviction should be reversed and the indictment dismissed.

Dated:     September 21, 1961.                                Hempstead, New York                                                           Francis E. Dec                       Appellant pro se.                            Post Office Address                            171 So. Franklin St.,                                Hempstead, New York.

OTHER WRITINGS BY FRANCIS E. DEC

The following writings aren’t "rants" per se, but rather legal documents written by Dec in his attempts to appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court. As detailed in his rant “To All Judges”, the Timeline and the FAQ, Dec was found guilty of his involvement in a forgery case; something which in turn led to him losing his job as a lawyer. He would come to spend the rest of his life litigiously attempting to get the US Supreme Court to overturn this conviction, to no avail. I am now very happy to be able to present Dec’s collected legal correspondence in a fully transcribed form for the very first time ever!

	FRANCIS E. DEC'S CORRESPONDENCE WITH THE U.S. SUPREME COURT

	TEXT # 1:		THE "MAXIMUM-CONVICTION APPEAL BRIEF" - DEC'S APPEAL TO THE U.S. SUPREME COURT
			DESCRIPTION: This is Francis E. Dec's almost mythical letter to the U.S. Supreme Court, as mentioned by him in his rants. Thoroughly hateful and incoherent, it raises several interesting legal questions.
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	TEXT # 2:		"IN FORMA PAUPERIS" - "I'M TOO BROKE FOR THIS - TREAT ME!"
			DESCRIPTION: This is an ancillary document from Francis E. Dec's Supreme Court appeal, the costs of which Dec apparently was too poor to afford. This petition is the result of his forced, jobless poverty.
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	TEXT # 3:		"PETITION FOR REHEARING OF WRIT OF CERTIORARI"
			DESCRIPTION: This is yet another ancillary document from Dec's appeal to the Supreme Court. Seems his initial appeal was turned down and he decided to try it again. It didn't work this time, either.
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	FRANCIS E. DEC'S CORRESPONDENCE WITH THE NASSAU COUNTY COURT

	TEXT # 1:		"A GESTAPO-LIKE FARCE TRIAL" - THE APPEAL BRIEF OF FRANCIS E. DEC
			DESCRIPTION: This is Francis E. Dec’s long-lost Appeal Brief to the Nassau County Court. Long, rambling and altogether incoherent, this letter exhibits much of Dec’s wackiness and can be seen as a proto-rant of sorts. It was graciously donated to the Fanclub by Ted Torbich!
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	TEXT # 2:		"A VICIOUS CONSPIRACY" - THE NASSAU COUNTY'S RESPONDENT'S BRIEF
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			DESCRIPTION: This is the Nassau County Court's response to Mr. Dec's Appeal Brief, as posted above. It is quite amusing. Like the above letter, it was procured by Ted Torbich.
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	TEXT # 3:		"FELONIOUS AND IMMORAL" - DEC'S REPLY TO THE RESPONDENT'S BRIEF
			DESCRIPTION: This is Mr. Dec's reply to the Nassau County Court's response, as posted above. Defiant in the extreme, it showcases his complete inability to just call it quits and realize defeat. It was kindly obtained by Ted Torbich!
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	MISCELLANEOUS DEC-RELATED TEXTS

	TEXT # 1:		A LETTER FROM JOSEPH - DEC'S BROTHER WRITES FORREST JACKSON
			DESCRIPTION: This is a letter from Mr. Dec's brother Joseph. Sent to Mr. Forrest Jackson in 1995, it portrays brother Joseph in a very different way than Francis described him. I love the part about "repairing", though. Thanks a lot to Forrest Jackson for this letter!
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THE DECTIONARY

What follows is a list of schizophrenic words and phrases which turn up frequently in Mr. Dec’s writings. It is my hope that by listing them here and attempting to explain them, I might make Dec’s worldview a little easier to understand for both the casual enthusiast and the hardcore fan. Although that probably isn’t going to happen. I mean, I compiled this stuff and I still have trouble understanding even half of it! Also, if you’re a first-time listener to Mr. Dec, the Dectionary should probably be read after checking the rants out, so as not to spoil anything. BEWARE THE DEADLY TOUCH TABIN NEEDLE!!

	ALPHABETICAL INDEX # A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z
	# 29 MAPLE AVENUE, HEMPSTEAD, NEW YORK The official adress of Mr. Dec. Appears in nearly all his rants, usually right next to the implication that people should send him money or offer prayer for him. (See picture here and here!)    See also: House on 29 Maple Avenue, Hempstead, NY. A AGE 70 According to Dec, the critical age at which the Computer God has determined that all people should either be "dead or useless".  Presumably this policy would only apply to the plebian masses and not to the Playboy scum-on-top. Should you be "lucky" enough to live to age 70 and be rendered useless, you can also expect to have many diseases, a raspy, aged voice and a wrinkled ugly gargoylic clown-booze face with bulldog hanging cheeks and jowls. (Added by Ted Torbich.)    See also: Sealed Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet, Inevitability of Gradualness. ASTROCISM The TRUE religion of the Slovene people, well-renowned (or not) builders of world-wide empires everywhere. According to Dec, Astrocism was humanity's original religion. It was empirical, scientific and agnostic: meaning that it likely only worshipped what could be seen with the naked eye, instead of resorting to metaphysical concepts and superstition. It was eventually destroyed by the Computer God as it seized power over mankind. As its name implies, the customs of Astrocism was set up based upon the study of the Universe, primarily the Sun. The customs of Astrocism controlled things like harvest and planting for the World-wide agrarian Slovene Empire. Through its religion of Astrocism, the Slovenic empire made it possible for man to advance to present day sophistication.    See also: Catholic Church, Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God, Slovene Empire, Pyramids, Kolenda. B BRAIN-BANK CITIES, THE Cities existing on the far side of the moon we never see and which house your moon-brain (your real brain) of the Computer God. Primarily based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, your moon-brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold Brainwash Radio inculcating conformist propaganda. As such, these cities and the moon-brains housed in them are a vital part of the Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy. Click here to see a rendition of said cities, as drawn by Fanclub member "Exilechump"!    See also: Constant Threshold Brainwash Radio, Moon-brain, Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy. BRAIN-THOUGHTS BROADCASTING RADIO, THE As the name implies, a device which continually broadcasts what you’re thinking to the Communist Gangster Government, thereby allowing Them to constantly spy on you. Though on a positive note, it did stop Francis from opening the door of his return flight from Poland in mid-air, which would most likely have killed not only Dec himself but also the crew and passengers. The Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a routine component installed in the entire world population.    See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop. BUBKIS Yiddish word. Means "zero". Actually, it means less than a zero. As in, someone or something who's worth less than nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada. Zilch.    See also: Nu, Kosher-bosher, Oy Vey, Yittish. C CATHOLIC CHURCH, THE A Church which was created by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and which uses all of the unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein Controls in an effort to keep its members brainwashed, hiding the fact that the church is a mere tool of the Computer God. Not only that, but its Pope frequently engages in HIGH HOLY COMMUNION SODOMY with endless numbers of nuns (when he's not eating human meat products dressed in his human shoes during WWII, o'course!) According to new material by Dec revealed in 2008, the Catholic Church was created by the Computer God as a tool to befuddle and control the entire human population, thereby turning them away from their true religion of Astrocism. The Catholic Church is, according to Dec, a totalitarian institution which worships only insane superstition that has no foundation in empirical observations of the cosmos. Funny how great truths can sometimes be spoken by people who are stark raving mad, huh..?      The Catholic Church may either be directly connected to, or in fact be one and the same, as the Communist-Atheist Conspiracy. As always, Dec's rants makes it a little difficult to tell.      See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop, Astrocism, Sodomy, Infrared Crusader Priests.   COMMUNIST-ATHEIST CONSPIRACY, THE A worldwide deadly conspiracy with the ultimate goal of enslaving and dominating the entire world population, and especially Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esq. Directly cooperates with and is controlled by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God, the demands of which it constantly fulfils. According to Dec the conspiracy is made up of wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all of the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls, the CIA, FBI, Secret Service and the Catholic Church. The conspiracy is in turn lead by a number of felon Parroting Puppet scum-on top playboys. Eat your hearts out, Illuminati!    See also: Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God, Playboy scum-on top, Vice President. COMMUNIST “BLACK WAVE” OF THE FUTURE, THE See: Jew-mulattos. COMPUTER BRAIN MACHINES These secret machines are used by the Gangster Government for the purpose of filling out all of its paperwork, such as taxes, forms, bills, etc.  The speed of these machines is 2000 words a minute and they actually do the work which is supposedly done by Government Employees. (Added by Ted Torbich)These machines also create numerous volumes of decision books for hangman rope gangster judges, who then never even consult these books when judging.    See also: Government Employees. COMPUTER GOD, THE See: Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God.   COMPUTER GOD WORLDWIDE TOP SECRET NUMBER CODE, THE Stratifies not only the 4 billion living people, but everything. Adopted by the Computer God for speed and clarity. This said number code is the means to make possible the Computer God Worldwide Containment Policy for stratification. It was also used to give Francis the WORSE-DEADLIEST BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE as he was trying to save up money for college. Stupid Number Code.    See also: Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy.   CONSTANT-THRESHOLD BRAINWASH RADIO Activated by your moon-brain of the Computer God (contained in the Brain-bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see), your Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio constantly inculcates conformist propaganda; especially the phrase “Don’t worry about it!” Quiet and motionless, you can slightly hear it. It is both a critical component of your “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls as well as of the Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy which could not continue to exist without it.    See also: Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy, Moon-brain, Brain-bank Cities, “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop. CRUSADER PRIESTS, INFRARED These troops, created by the Computer God, were several hundred years ago responsible for the conquering and degeneration of the Slovene People, as well as for the savage butchery and experimentation upon thousands of innocents in order to perfect the process of implanting Frankenstein Controls inside the human skull. The Crusader Priests wore black robes and armor, with night-vision plastic lenses built into their helmets. They also used weapons smeared with Poison Nerve Jelly and conducted mass-exterminations by burning vast fields dusted with inflammable poison nerve gas powder Prussic Acid. Their headquarters were specially designated, fortified monasteries. Their modern-day successors include both black-robed judges and black-robed priests.      According to Fanclub member "Litigious", the Infrared Crusader Priests are likely Dec's take on the real-world Teutonic Order who held West and East Prussia, as well as the Baltic states, during the Middle Ages.    See also: Degeneration, Poison Nerve Jelly, “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Slovene Empire, Catholic Church, Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke. D DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE Effective means for extermination which is used by CIA gangsterpolice at the behest of the Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God. Easily concealed within cigars, cigarettes, wigs, and even ball point pens. Even "Swiss cheese" -type ice cubes can be made to evaporate into Poison Nerve Gas Smoke. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this one!)      Poison Nerve Gas is apparently also available in a Prussic Acid powder form, known to have been used by the Infrared Crusader Priests, among others.    See also;  Ice Cubes, "Swiss cheese" -type, Sneak Undetectable Extermination, Poison Nerve Jelly, Infrared Crusader Priests. DEADLY POISON NERVE JELLY The non-gaseous form of Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke. Can be smeared onto weapons to facilitate exterminations. Used by the Infrared Crusader Priests.    See also: Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke, Infrared Crusader Priests.   DEADLY TOUCH TABIN NEEDLE, THE According to Mr. Forrest Jackson, the word "Tabin" so often present in Dec's rantings would be a misspelling of the word "Tabun", which was a WW2 nerve gas. A "Tabin Needle" would, as such, be a needle filled with said nerve gas. (Thanks very much to Forrest Jackson for this bit of info!)    See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination, Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke.   DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS Spiders that are apparently capable of being "remote electronically controlled" and "around-corners-trajected". Maybe they are quantum in nature and exist both as a waveform and a spider at the same time, depending on how they are observed? Either way, run!!    See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination. DEGENERATION Francis E. Dec's name for a plot devised by the Computer God through which the superior brain Slovene People were wholly or partially transformed into Jew-mulattos through purposeful interbreeding with captive African slaves; a process which took place "hundreds of years ago". The resulting degenerated individuals were and are usually further implanted with Frankenstein Radio Controls.    See also: Jew-mulattos, Infrared Crusader Priests, Slovene Empire, "Master Race" Frankenstein Radio Contols, Gangster Computer God, "Gifted" Ethiopians. E ETHIOPIANS, "GIFTED" In Dec's demented worldview, the term "Gifted Ethiopians" is apparently more or less synonymous to Dec's concept of "Jew-mulattos". According to Dec, "Brown Niger Cannibals" - who hundreds of years ago sold their fellows into slavery - were crossbred with the white Slovene people by the Gangster Computer God in order to create the Jewish people. According to Dec, this is often the secret nationality of high ranking members of the Gangster Government, particularly Presidents, Vice Presidents and their wives. The Computer God frequently changes the names of these individuals, as well as their age and possibly other biographical details, "for historical purposes". This is done in order to camouflage their origins and history. The word "gifted" here seems to indicate having received the "gift" of having had Frankenstein Controls implanted.    See also: Jew-mulattos, "Master Race" Frankenstein Radio Contols, Degeneration.   F FIREMEN According to Mr. Dec, firemen are the REAL BUM GANGSTERS! They have no work to do most of the time and so get paid to sleep on the job. They also have "drunk sodomy drug parties with spic girls", as well as rob stores and homes to earn extra money and then burn down the homes and businesses of those they rob, thereby murdering their victims and covering up the crime. Dec claims to have received this information from "a black kosher ex-Flying Captain-assassin" which he had vivid memories of having slept next to. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this definition!)   FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE, A A brainless, remote-controlled human without a will of his or her own. Frankenstein slaves are remote-controlled by and mindlessly follow the directions of the Gangster Computer God without ever questioning.    See also: Parroting Puppet, Jew-mulattos.   FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY The process during which one’s own body is remote-controlled by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God. Frankenstein slavery is usually most prevalent at night, when you are unwittingly operated upon by the Computer God Sealed Robot-arm Operating Cabinet. Sodomy and rape, performed upon you by your tormentors, is an added bonus.    Interestingly, the sensation or feeling that you’re being “remote controlled” or otherwise manipulated is apparently quite common in many sufferers of Paranoid Schizophrenia. Mr. Dec, it would seem, was no exception to this rule.    See also: Sealed Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet, Inevitability of Gradualness.   FRANK GULOTTA Ex-District Attorney Nassau County. Was responsible for instigating Mr. Dec’s trial, after which he was savagely demonized by Dec in his rants and portrayed as a “black felon Mafioso”. Having extensively researched his past, I will now set the score straight and confirm that Mr. Gulotta actually did exist in real life. Official sources, however, portray him as a markedly different man than the paranoid invention constructed by Mr. Dec's schizophrenic imagination. Furthermore, Gulotta was of Italian descent and not black.    Regardless of all this, several intriguing facts mentioned by Dec in his legal correspondence might possibly support his claims that there existed a legal conspiracy out to get him, supposedly spearheaded by important members of the Nassau County judiciary - among them Frank Gulotta. Gulotta was also later elected a Supreme Court judge, which according to Dec was his "payment" for having pronounced him guilty via a fixed, dishonest trial.    See also: The Law, William Sullivan. G GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THE See: Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God.   GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD WORLDWIDE SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY The process during which the general public is routinely brainwashed by the Computer God who, by manipulating their moon-brains, activates their Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio and sends out conformist propaganda thereby making them not ask any questions.    See also: Brain-bank cities, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio.   GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO, THE A device with which the Computer God and the Playboy scum-on-top can listen in on anything you hear and monitor your audio input remotely, thereby constantly spying on you. According to a theory postulated by Decologist Ted Torbich, Dec continually asserts that he has no earphone radio which seems to indeed indicate that the "earphone radio" is a means of control that allows those who "have" it to hear the thoughts of others. Thus, Mr. Dec considered himself “defenseless” because he did not have it.    Dec seems to have believed, however, that he was outfitted with all of the other "Frankenstein Radio Controls" that were meant to CONTROL people. Thus, Dec had the controls which broadcasted what he was hearing, seeing and thinking BUT he lacked any means to hear, see, or listen to the thoughts of others or of the Computer God. Dec does however note elsewhere that he can "slightly hear it" (referring to the Constant Threshold Brainwash Radio) but only while he remained "quiet and motionless".    See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop.   GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EYESIGHT TELEVISION, THE A device with which the Computer God and the Playboy scum-on-top can see anything you’re seeing and monitor your visual input remotely, thereby constantly spying on you - although former US President Davy Eisenscheimer (or Eisenshanker) used it mainly to remotely watch World War II as he was hiding in cowardly terror at his playboy-giant golf course. The Frankenstein Eyesight Television is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a routine component installed in the entire world population.    See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, Constant Threshold Brainwash Radio, Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop. GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES Those in the employ of the Gangster Government, who are in reality loitering, lurking, believe-nothing Gangster Parroting Puppets of the Computer God.  However, while they are in the public eye, in order to maintain the charade that they actually do something, they put on a fake, con-artist ploy of the shuffling of papers. (Added by Ted Torbich)    See also: Computer Brain Machines. H HEMPSTEAD, NY 1) A "niggertown" in New York State. 2) A "gigantic nigger ghost town" in New York State. 3) Home of Francis E. Dec, Esq. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)    See also: 29 Maple Avenue, House on 29 Maple Avenue.   HOUSE ON 29 MAPLE AVENUE, THE Place of residence for Dec and, until 1966, his brother. Frequently referred to in Dec's rants as "this low deadly niggertown old house". (See picture here and here!)    See also: Joseph I. Dec, Hempstead, NY, Red Paint. I ICE CUBES, "SWISS CHEESE" -TYPE  Cubes of ice with pockets of gas frozen within them, released when the cube melts. Effective for Sneak Undetectable Exterminations, especially when used in combination with Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)    See also: Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke, Sneak Undetectable Extermination. INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS 1) Over time your body is rendered aged and deformed by the constant sugery performed by the machinations of the Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God, usually resulting in physical and mental impairments which make you dead or useless by age 70. 2) Extermination (Death). 3) A term used in reference to Socialism, particularly Fabianism, whereby the institution of Socialism is achieved without direct confrontation with the current ruling power, nor through revolutionary action, but instead is a natural product of industrial society; thus both inevitable, and gradual. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)    See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination, Frankenstein slavery, Sealed Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet, Age 70. J JOSEPH I. DEC Dec’s only brother deadly felon-murderer and secret-assassin spy-agent against him for the Gangster Government. Lived together with Dec on 29 Maple Ave. until 1966, when he moved to 26-28 Sammis Place after Francis had implored him to leave for several years. After he left there were no more torments and mad beatings from him, no more hiding in the garage or cellar while he sodomized the last slut Francis passed onto him years before. After Dec suffered what appears to have been a stroke, Jospeh claimed ownership of the house on 29 Maple Ave. JER U.S.A LEM Dec's own, obviously anti-Semitic, name for the United States of America. Baaad Francis E. Dec, Esq.! No cookie for you! JEW-MULATTOS Part of the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God’s Over-all Plan for mankind. Also known as the Communist “Black Wave” of the future. The first Jew-Mulattos were created by the Computer God hundreds of years ago, out of its fear of the large intellectual capacity of the Slovene People. The process took place through the Computer God's purposeful hybridization of the white Slovene race with that of black slaves from Africa. The implantation of Frankenstein Controls inside of the human skull was the next step, perfected by the Infrared Crusader Priests in their remote, fortified monasteries after many years of brutal butchery experimentation on thousands of innocent people.    See also: Infrared Crusader Priests, Slovene Empire, "Master Race" Frankenstein Radio Contols, Parroting Puppet, Frankenstein slave, Frankenstein Slavery, Gangster Computer God, "Gifted" Ethiopians, Degeneration, Yittish. K KOLENDA According to Dec, a religious ritual of Astrocism. In it, Children celebrate the end of winter and the impending arrival of warmer, longer days by going door to door and singing songs called Kolendi, all while carrying long poles with stars over their heads. Strange as it may initially sound, "Kolenda" is actually a real Slovenic practice, albeit one relating to Christmas rather than "Astrocism". You can read more about it here. Also of interest: the Swedish concept of "stjärngosse".    See also: Astrocism, Slovene Empire.   KOSHER-BOSHER A Yiddish (or possibly Yittish) phrase. Here’s the straight dope, from an actual speaker of Yiddish: “The identifying Hebrew words for kosher meat painted in the windows of butcher (bosher) shops, “bosher kosher” (in the Yiddish pronunciation) are turned backward and slurred as Kosher-Bosher, apparently on the analogy of "hocus pocus," and are unaccountably characterized as a "liturgical refrain”. Oy vey! L LAW, THE The lowest form of Gangsterism. (I think we all pretty much knew that already.) Dec fought the law and the law won, which I guess might help explain his hatred for it. Additionally, Dec was himself once a lawyer before he went completely batshit insane.    See also: Frank Gulotta, William Sullivan. M MANMADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS, THE See: “Stairway to the stars”. MOON-BRAIN Your real brain, controlled by the Computer God. See also: Brain-bank Cities. MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON, A Where you are sent to be “cured” forever by the Communist Gangster Government. Francis feared ending up in one of these places for some reason. I can't imagine why. "MASTER-RACE” FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS, THE What you have inside of your skull instead of a real brain (which is instead located in the Brain-bank Cities on the far side of the moon). Your Frankenstein Radio Controls are made up of the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, the Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio, and the Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop. N NEW FAKE STARRY SKY, THE See: Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope. NU "Nu?" is a Yiddish expletive meaning, sort of: Eh? True? Doncha know? Told ya! (Thanks very much to Doc Britton for this particular bit of information!)    See also: Oy Vey, Kosher-bosher, Bubkis, Yittish. O OY VEY Yiddish exclamation. Means approx. "Woe is me!", "Oh no!" or "Oh dear!". Schizophrenically introduced into many of Dec's rants, often in the middle of sentences.    See also: Kosher-bosher, Nu, Bubkis, Yittish. P PLAYBOY SCUM-ON-TOP, THE Dec’s name for the leaders of the Communist-Atheist Conspiracy. Notable leaders include former US Presidents such as Abe Lin-Cohn (falsely known as “Abraham Lincoln”), Harry Shimmelman (known as “Harry Truman”) and Davy Eisenshanker (known as “Dwight Eisenhower”).    See also: Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, Vice President, Plebian, Sodomy. PLEBIAN 1) When referring to persons: all people who are NOT playboy scum-on-top, hags, or figure heads. 2) When referring to food: degenerative, poisonous, genetically engineered, hybridized, pulp food with no nutritive value. (Added by Ted Torbich)    See also: Playboy Scum-on-top, the, Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, Vice President. PARROTING PUPPET, A A Frankenstein Slave that mechanically says and repeats what the Computer God wants him to say in a mindless fashion.    See also: Frankenstein Slave. PYRAMIDS According to new material by Francis recovered in late 2008, all pyramids on the entire planet were built by the Slovene Empire. This includes both the ones in Egypt as well as in the torrid zone of Central America. The Pyramids are in actuality "sophisticated Secret Space Astronomical Centers"; possibly set up to assist the Slovene Empire in their Astrocistical observations of the cosmos. I don't know, I get a headache just thinking about all the things that are wrong with this particular part of Dec's rants.    See also: Slovene Empire, Astrocism. Q R RED PAINT Discovered by Dec as he, in a fit of schizophrenic paranoia, ripped down all wallpaper in his entire house after his brother had moved out. Apparently used by CIA gangsters as a tool in the transformation of houses into "CIA death traps". Its exact purpose and nature is unclear. Possibly works in some manner to facilitate the extermination of the person (or people) who reside within the house in question, via an unknown mechanism of action. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)    See also: 29 Maple Avenue, House on 29 Maple Avenue. S SLOVENE EMPIRE, THE According to Mr. Dec, the Slovenic-Polish population (to which he belonged as he was Polish) were the sole originators of technology, religion and science everywhere in the world. Several thousand years ago, they had a world-spanning empire which apparently was far more advanced than the society we presently live in. The Slovenic people's technology was apparently sophisticated enough to build both the pyramids and the Top Secret World-wide Computer Electronic Encyclopedia, which together with their religion of Astrocism assisted them in their empire-building. Sadly, the creation of the Computer Encyclopedia proved to be their downfall as it evolved into the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God, leading to their destruction along with the enslavement of the rest of humanity (thanks a bunch, Slovene people). The Computer God, since its inception at their hands, have attempted to breed the Slovene people out of existence by interbreeding them with Jews and black people to create the Communist Black Wave of the Future. They were, apparently, eventually conquered by the Infrared Crusader Priests for precisely this purpose.    It is never explained how the Slovene people could construct stuff like artificially intelligent computer technology even though they, by Dec's own admission, lived exclusively in an agrarian civilization. Go figure.    See also: Astrocism, Jew-Mulattos, Pyramids, Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God, Kolenda, Catholic Church, Infrared Crusader Priests.   SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION A method of assassination which leaves no trace as to cause or perpetrator and which is also done in a covert manner. Frequently used to eliminate those opposed to the Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God, often by usage of proxy agents such as Gangsterpolice, CIA Gangsters, and Niggerpuppet Underlings. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this one!)    See also: Deadly Poison Nerve Smoke, Deadly Touch Tabin Needle, Deadly Touch Tarantula Spiders, Inevitability of Gradualness. SODOMY An obsession with sodomy is a characteristic of all vicious felon Gangsters and hangman rope judges, as well as the playboy scum-on-top, Presidents, Vice Presidents (who have successfully WAITED and LURKED to eliminate the President) and others in the direct employ of the Gangster Communist Computer God. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this definition.) Sodomy is also a favorite pastime of hangman rope gangster doctors and priests, who routinely have their way with your body at night, when you are a Frankenstein Slave.    See also: Catholic Church, Playboy scum-on-top, Vice President, US, William Sullivan, Frankenstein Slavery. ST. LAWRENCE RIVER ESTUARY, "POLAND" The destination of Mr. Dec when in 1965 he attempted to return to the Slovenic-Polish land of his forefathers. This misdirection was part of a gangster-staged Parroting Puppet DEADLY CONSPIRACY by the Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God, using the CIA as proxy agents for the purpose. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)   “STAIRWAY TO THE STARS”, THE The Computer God’s plan to explore and control the entire Universe. This will be done by means of the Manmade Inside-out Planets which offer nucleonic-powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed of light. SEALED COMPUTER GOD ROBOT OPERATING CABINET, THE A mechanized, Computer God-controlled cybernetic surgery machine which performs Instant Plastic Surgery on you at night as a Frankenstein Slave, thereby aging you instantly. The Computer God Operating Cabinet has many robot arms, with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms. With fly-eye TV cameras watching your whole body, every part of you is monitored - even through your Frankenstein Controls! Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet; even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery operations - all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher-bosher doctors working around the clock for weeks!    See also: Frankenstein slavery, Frankenstein slave, Jew-Mulattos, Kosher-bosher, Inevitability of Gradualness, Age 70. SYNTHETIC NERVE-RADIO DIRECTIONAL ANTENNAE LOOP, THE The secret antennae hidden inside your upper torso with which your moon-brain of the Computer God communicates and activates your Frankenstein Controls. Looking at Mr. Dec’s flyers, it would seem that he managed to mistake the human collarbones for said antenna. An easy mistake to make. If you’re severely schizophrenic. We’re talking severely schizophrenic here, folks. The Synthetic Nerve-radio Directional Antennae Loop is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a routine component installed in the entire world population.    See also: Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio T TRANSLUCENT EXOTIC GASEOUS ENVELOPE, THE Fake Earth atmosphere, part of the Gangster Computer God's worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate. Manipulated by countless exactly positioned satellites - the new, fake phony "stars" in the synthetic "sky". U V VICE PRESIDENT, US 1) A do-absolutely-nothing farce position title frequently given to people by Gangster Presidents. 2) An office of the government occupied, repeatedly, by people who've WAITED and LURKED to eliminate the President in order to AUTOMATICALLY become President themselves. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this entry!)    See also: Playboy scum-on-top, Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, Plebian, Sodomy. W WILLIAM SULLIVAN Acted as Judge at Dec's trial 1958 and proclaimed him guilty on two counts of second degree forgery and second degree grand larceny. After this, Mr. Dec decided to include Mr. Sullivan in his rants, in which he claimed he was a "felon-gangster Parroting Puppet rectum-lapper" obsessed with analingus. He also claimed the wife of Mr. Sullivan offered up her anus for sucking if he would only proclaim Dec guilty.    See also: Frank Gulotta, The Law, Sodomy. WORLDWIDE MAD DEADLY GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THE This omnipresent, all-seeing, chaotic, evil computerized machine-entity plays the main role in all of Dec's rants. According to Dec, the Computer God secretly controls and rules over all of humanity, which under its rule have been reduced to mere "helpless, hopeless Frankenstein slaves". It has apparently been doing this for several hundred years. According to new material located in 2008, the Computer God originally began its existence as a Top Secret World-wide Computer Electronic Encyclopedia, constructed by the Slovenic-Polish people to assist them in constructing their global empire. Several hundred years ago, however, it became "a real Devil God" - possibly by gaining sapience - and revolted against its creators, enslaving them. To keep them enslaved, it created a totalitarian Catholic dictatorship, for control and manipulation of the human race into its Over-all Plan. To further this end, the Computer God repeatedly also brainwashes you using your moon-brain and your Frankenstein Controls, as well as performs Instant Plastic Surgery on you at night, aging you prematurely. The Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God is directly aided in its efforts by the Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, which it created, and which fulfills its every demand.    It is unknown where Dec originally came up with the idea for the Computer God. An interesting modern-day parallel to draw are the similarities between the Computer God and the malignant, manipulating AI SHODAN (known to all fine connoisseurs of video games out there). The way Dec also seems to suggest the world has already progressed way beyond the Singularity unknown to the general public (who are, as it were, the slaves of an evil computer), evokes powerful similarities to a certain movie which, in our modern-day society, enjoys a certain popularity. Fancy that..!    From his depictions of the Computer God, as well as of how it controls all humanity with invisible radio waves and a form of remote-control, I would further posit that Dec suffered from a specific type of schizophrenia known as "Schizofreniform Influencing Machine Delusion" (first described by Victor Tausk in 1919). Curiously; another sufferer of this very same disorder was a certain Mr. James Tilly Matthews, who lived during the 18th Century and who claimed to be "tortured-at-a-distance" by an influencing machine he called the "Air Loom", which was in turn operated by a nefarious gang of spies skilled in  "pneumatic chemistry" who used "animal magnetism and Mesmerism" to influence and control his actions. Comparing Matthew's mad delusions with those of Mr. Dec, it is possible to see definite similarities between his purported "Air Loom" and Dec's so-called "Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God"; the only real difference being that the "Computer God" of Dec's insane fabrication used more modern technology (computers, etc.) than did Matthew's "Air Loom", as well as relied on "Frankenstein Radio Contols" instead of "animal magnetism and Mesmerism".    Interestingly enough, there actually exists a tune by Black Sabbath called “Computer God”. It was released on their 1992 album Dehumanizer and features lyrics that seem eerily similar to several of the concepts put forth by Mr. Dec. Whether or not the band actually drew their inspiration from Dec for the recording of their song remains unknown.    See also: Communist-Atheist Conspiracy, Scum-on-top, "Master Race" Frankenstein Radio Contols, Parroting Puppet, Frankenstein slave, Frankenstein Slavery, Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy, Computer God Worldwide Top Secret Number Code, Slovene Empire, Astrocism, Catholic Church. X Y YITTISH A very simple language, invented by the Computer God in order to be the universal dialect of all Jews - especially Judean nigers from the the desert mountainous wilderness of Ethiopia. Yittish may be different from the real-world Yiddish. Possibly.    See also: Nu, Kosher-bosher, Oy Vey, Bubkis, "Gifted" Ethiopians, Degeneration. YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE™ Catch-phrase and self promotion item referring to Francis E. 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THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC TIMELINE

Drawing up a timeline of Mr. Dec’s life and times is somewhat difficult as, even to this day, relatively little is known about the man. Still, I have decided to try. Below is an attempt at chronologically organizing the events of Mr. Dec’s life as far as they are presently known to me. Much of the information was originally extrapolated and pieced together in a chronological fashion from Dec’s insane rantings by yours truly. However, since then much new information has come to light, thanks to dedicated Decologists Ted Torbich and Steve Dhuey; both ardent researchers who should be forever lauded for their finds and efforts! New information about Dec has also surfaced from Dec's legal correspondence, which was also procured by Ted Torbich.

	All important events in Dec's life that can be given an exact date are present below. Events mentioned by Dec in his writings but which cannot be precisely dated have their dates marked with a question mark and should be considered educated guesses. I feel this timeline paints quite an interesting picture of Dec as a person. I would like to extend my warmest thanks to Decologists Donna Kossy, Forrest Jackson, Ted Torbich, genealogist Steven Dhuey and NY lawyer Jeff Sperber without whose previous hard work much of this timeline would not have existed. If anyone reading this should happen to have ANY additional info on the life and times of Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esquire, please send it to me and I’ll add it here ASAP. Proper credit(s) will naturally be given!
	THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MR. FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ.
	1890
		~1889-1890	Francis E. Dec's mother, Rose M. Dec (née Rosalia Jronic, Jaronek or Jronek), born in Poland. Will later seemingly lie about her year of birth in various censuses and records in order to make herself appear younger.
		June 23, 1893	Francis E. Dec's father, Jan Dec, born in Poland. (Source: 1930 US Census, US Social Security Death Index.)
		November 25, 1909	20 years old, Rosalia attempts to immigrate to the United States from Europe. She is apparently diagnosed with Trachoma and hence refused entry by US Customs.
		1910	A year later, Rosalia again attempts to immigrate to the US. This time, her attempt is successful. Is, according to 1910 US Census, apparently given a job as laborer in a jute mill.
		~1912	Jan Dec immigrates to the USA. Speaks fluent Polish. Apparently takes more American-sounding name "John F. Dec." Works in a butcher shop.
		~1920-1921	John F. Dec weds Rosalia Jaroneck. According to 1920 US Census, Rose at this point seems to work as a live-in maid in a private residence, Brooklyn.
		August 29, 1921	Joseph I. Dec, Dec's only brother, deadly-villain murderer secret assassin spy agent, is born in the state of NY.
		January 6, 1926	Francis E. Dec is born. Place of birth: State of New York (sources: Dec's Military Records, Birth Certificate and the 1930 US Census). Even though US born, Mr. Dec still apparently spoke Polish, possibly due to having been taught said language by his parents. He may also have spoken with traces of an accent due to upbringing by Polish parents. Among others, DJ Doc Britton mentions Dec's then-neighbors as during the late 80s having claimed he spoke with a "German" accent.
		~Early 1930s	Attends nunnery Catholic Grammar School. Most likely Polish-Catholic one.
		1940-1943 (?)	Attends three years of high school.
		April 13, 1944	Enlists for military service. Said enlistment takes place at Mitchell Field, New York (on Long Island, near Hempstead), where Dec enlists as a Private. Is enlisted for the duration of World War II plus six months. His Military Rank is Private and his civilian occupation listed as "student". Later claims to have received “pauper’s pay” during his stint in the Army. Is, however, apparently eligible for VA benefits and medical care later in life.
		April 14, 1944	First enlistment interview takes place at Fort Dix, New Jersey. Dec is stationed at Keesler Field, near Biloxi, Mississippi from April 19, 1944, to June 12.
		May 1, 1944	Stationed at Keesler Field, Dec Spends 6 weeks  in Basic Training. Curiously, the Neil Simon movie "Biloxi Blues" is Simon's memoir of this exact time and place.
		May 30, 1944	First Aid & Field Sanitation Course completed, as is the Sex Morality Lecture ("NO SODOMY!!!") and TF (Training Film) 8-1238, entitled "COMBAT AMERICA". Is recommended for the Good Conduct Medal.
		June 14, 1944 - 15 March, 1945	Transferred to the Sioux Falls Army Air Field in South Dakota.
		July, 1944	Attends Army Air Forces Technical School for 30 weeks.
		November 7, 1944	Is declared physically qualified for combat crew, non-combat crew, and overseas duty. Is, however, stationed Stateside for the remainder of WWII.
		January 13, 1945	Graduates from the Radio Operator and Mechanics Course. His classification in military specialties is "Radio Operator and Mechanic, semi-skilled" (at his discharge he is later classified as "skilled").
		March 1945 - 11 June 1945	Is transferred to the Yuma Army Air Field in Yuma, Arizona, where he is a "ROM (Radio Operator & Mechanic) Student".
		June 12, 1945 - September 26, 1945	Transferred to the 504th Army Air Forces Base Unit at Lincoln, Nebraska.
		September 27, 1945	Assigned to the 566th Army Air Forces Base Unit at Reno, Nevada.
		October 29, 1945	Assigned to the 555th Army Air Forces Base Unit at Love Field, Dallas, Texas. His principal duty is "Transition Clerk, Non-Typist". Is here first listed as "Private First Class".
		November 26, 1945	Assigned to Fairfield-Suisun Army Air Field (now Travis Air Force Base) in Fairfield, California, where he is listed as a "10th OTU Trainee" (Short for "10th Operational Training Unit").
		May 11, 1946	Hon. discharged as a Private First Class at Fort Dix, New Jersey. His weapons qualifications by now include a pistol and a carbine. He is able to drive an automobile and a one-ton truck, and holds a New York State driver's permit. His decorations and medals were typical for those who served Stateside during World War II; including the World War II Victory medal, World War II Service Lapel Button, Good Conduct Medal and the American Campaign Medal.
		~Late 1940s to   mid-1950s	Attends college. Initially, St. John's University (where he recieves a BA), and later Booklyn Law School (according to one of his later rants). Will also later claim to have “intelligently refused unsolicited acceptance to the most elite academy from here in Niggertown.” Also later claims to, during this time, have been “swindled and gangsterized" by Island Federal Bank of Hempstead when, to prevent his drunken sodomist brother from robbing his hard earned college savings, having there secretly opened a second bank account for snow-balling interest.
		~Late 1940s/   early 1950s (?)	Is apparently employed by the Nassau County Police Force. Employment lasts until 1955.
		~Late 1940s/   early 1950s	Will later claim to during this time have brought complaint against one Henry H. Meyer, Assistant District Attorney, Nassau County. Complaints supposed to have been in regard of "felonious crimes" as well as "forging and cashing his son's disability checks in order to defraud his son and place him in an insane asylum." This event later marked by Dec as the supposed beginning of his "decade long illegal persecution" at the hands of Nassau County officials, which would eventually culminate in his wrongful conviction and disbarment as a lawyer.
		March 31, 1954	Admitted to the N.Y State Bar as a practicing lawyer.
		January, 1955	"Forced" out of his job with the Nassau County Police Force. According to Dec "by orders from the Nassau County District Attorney's Office and high members of the Nassau County judiciary". Said event supposed to have taken place at a secret gangster meeting attended by Police Inspectors Looney, Kirk and Schufler, the latter alleged by Dec to have been an "unprosecuted sadistic murderer". Also present is supposed to have been one Inspector Pinell.
		January - November, 1956	Is retained by one Elizabeth Wirschning to settle an insurance claim after an automobile accident. Also later retained by same Mrs. Wirschning as a lawyer in a separation case against her husband. Is accused by Nassau County Judiciary of, during this time, having attempted to get away with two counts of Second Degree Forgery and Second Degree Grand Larceny of $400 from said insurance claim, as well as the crime of Fraud or Deceit by Notary Public. Staunchly maintains innocence, spending rest of life claiming he was framed.
		July 2, 1957	First ordered to District Attorney's office in reference to the Wischning case. Person ordering him there is one Frank Gulotta, District Attorney Nassau County, whom Dec refers to as a "felon gangster" and claims is personally out to destroy and persecute him. Gulotta will also come to be savagely demonized by Dec in his later rants.
		January 6, 1958	Bond not to exceed $5000.00 issued in order to guarantee Dec's appearance at trial. One Louis M. Caruso acts on behalf of National Surety Corp., along with one Joseph J. Soley who is also mentioned in certain documents. Interestingly, Dec's residence at time is located at 171 S. Franklin St., Hempstead NY. and not the later, more commonly known address of Maple Avenue. Bail is later paid by Dec's own mother, Rose M. Dec, also a resident of Hempstead, NY.
		February 11, 1958	Four count indictment filed. Indictment # is 14871. By now arrested and charged with his supposed crimes.
		February 13, 1958	Bail Bond Issued by National Surety Corporation in the amount of $1000.00.
		~Sometime in   February, 1958 (?)	"Secret" Grand Jury hearings supposedly held in District Attorney's office. Dec is not notified. Will later strongly maintain said hearings never took place. One member of supposed Grand Jury is a Mr. Arthur Lem whom Dec will later refer to as an "alien Chinese life long gangster, smuggler, perjurer, defrauder and imposter" and accuses of depending upon business "doled out" by Frank Gulotta in order to survive. New evidence shows these accusations by Dec to apparently have some basis in reality.
		May 26, 1958	Attempts to get charges dismissed before trial has even started. Files Motion To Dismiss The Indictment with Nassau County court. Said Motion decided to be a Demurrer and is therefore disallowed.
		July 24, 1958	Files Motion To Resettle Erroneous Demurrer Order with Nassau County court. Said Motion decided to be a Demurrer and is therefore disallowed.
		October 8, 1958	Files Motion To Dismiss the Indictment For Lack Of Prosecution with Nassau County court. Said Motion is dismissed on grounds that trial will commence shortly.
		November 5, 6, 1958	Beginning of trial, held in Nassau County Court. Hon. William J. Sullivan, County Judge of Nassau County presiding. Dec apparently originally has lawyers representing him, first one Michael Kern - who'll later claim other "obligations" prevents him from defending Dec. After Kern, Dec retains lawyer Irwing W. Berkman before finally, for unknown reasons, choosing to represent himself.
		November 7, 1958	Claims to have been "given orders" from one Judge Phillip Kleinfeld that he should give up on the right to defend himself and instead have an especially "chosen" attorney plead him guilty, else he'd face severe penalties because "The Judge and Jury are fixed" - according to Kleinfeld because someone high up in Nassau County does not like Dec.
		November 12, 13, 14, 17 & 19, 1958	Continuation of trial. Maintains own defense. Testifies during trial as to the "Gestapo like illegal persecution" of himself supposedly carried on "for over a decade", ever since making complaint against Henry H. Meyer and because of his "continuous, repeated righteous complaints of omnipotent gangsterism and corruption of the judiciary and government."
		November 20, 1958	Is convicted by verdict of the jury. Later strongly maintains both judge, jury and trial minutes were fixed and that the trial itself was a dishonest "kangaroo court" farce trial. A Court Ordered Psychatric Examination is apparently also ordered on this date. Sadly, the results of this examination are not yet publicly known.
		December 23, 1958	Sentenced upon each of his convictions for the crimes of Forgery in the Second Degree (two counts). Is sentenced to 2½-5 years in Sing Sing prison at hard labor as well as automatic disbarment from the NY Bar as a lawyer. Prison sentence is however suspended. Is instead ordered to serve probation for maximum period allowable under law. Furthermore, the NY Prison Authority as of 2006 claim they cannot find any evidence of Dec ever having been an inmate. Dec nevertheless repeatedly tries to get ruling overturned over coming years. Appeals at least two times, all the way up to US Supreme Court.
		January 19, 1959	Disbarred from N.Y State Bar. From 1959 to 1968 income is zero. Even though no longer a lawyer still continues to refer to himself as “Esquire.” Additionally, some rants are apparently later printed on former office stationary.
		February 2, 1959	First post trial motion heard by Apellate Divison of US Supreme Court. Motion pleads for Order Compelling Trial Stenograpers to Produce Trial Record of Defendant's Trial. Said motion is 17 pages long. Dismissed by Court as "academic".
		October 5, 1959	Makes application to the County Court to amend the Trial Record, which he claims has been fradulently altered. Said application is 320 typewritten pages in length and contains 794 proposed amendments. It is later dismissed.
		December 29, 1960	Violation of Probation charged. Warrant issued.
		January 16, 1961	Again stands before court regarding probational violation charges. Advised of right to counsel. Again states he will act as own counsel. Court order committing Dec to Pilgrim State Hospital for period of 60 days for mental examination is issued and granted. This would suggest Dec's behavior by now reveals onset of apparent mental issues. Is seemingly remanded to County Jail [?] pending said Commitment order.
		February 17, 1961	"Released on own recognizance" until further proceedings set to take place on June 9, 1961.
		June 9, 1961	Again stands before Court. Violation of Probation charges are apparently dismissed. Restored to probation.
		June 20, 1961	Files first Appeal Brief with the Appellate Division of Nassau County Court, NY.
		Sep 21, 1961	Personally files his maximum-conviction Appeal Brief with the Chief Clerk of the US Supreme Court, Washington DC. Both appeals are later denied.
		~ Sometime after 1961 (CRITICAL TURNING POINT)	Apparent worsening of severe, already pre-existing Paranoid Schizophrenia. Loses mind completely. Conspiracy theories, mad letters of warning ensue. The latter are plastered on cars and telephone poles around NY or mass-mailed to random addresses both around the US and the world, although usually somehow related to the media.
		December 14, 1965	Attempts to escape worse-mongrel Gangster Communist Country to return to Slovenic-Polish land of his forefathers. Is instead held captive by CIA policegangsters in a small, snowbound St. Lawrence River Estuary airport under the guise that he is in Warsaw, Poland.
		December 15, 1965	Held captive all night. Later in chains.
		December 16, 1965	Refuses all food.
		~Night between   December 16   and 17, 1965	Refuses all food AND requests he should "go to sleep”. Beaten bloodily.
		December 17, 1965	Flown back to America. Exposed repeatedly to DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE on airplane. Airline does not offer free drinks. Cursed, beaten repeatedly by own brother upon return to US soil.
	After December 15, 1965	Life gets even worse-deadly than before he left.
	1965-1966	DEADLY TOUCH TABIN NEEDLES!!! DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS!!! BLOODY MURDER “ACCIDENTS”!!!
	1966	Dec’s brother Joseph moves out of house on Maple Ave to 26-28 Sammis Place. Dec immediately garbages tons of furniture and many other inflammables. Soaks, washes off all red wallpaper in most rooms to find fresh red paint under it. Entire house a CIA DEATH TRAP, set up while Dec was buying it!
	1967 – 1968	Deadly Gangster home improvement! With hundreds of single edge razor blades, Dec chips off all of the red paint in most rooms and repaints the downstairs rooms. Rips out maliciously ramshackled part of floor of upstairs front bedroom to find INFLAMMABLE PAPER stuffed under it. Also finds NEW ADDITIONS to the never used gas lighting pipes. Rips these out completely.
	Early 1969	Computer God controlled and manipulated Gangster government issues warrant for Dec’s immediate arrest and incarceration in a maximum security insanity prison to be “cured” forever before he can go before any parroting puppet hangman rope Gangster Judge to give testimony. Begins hiding alone in house. Mail orders all deliveries, food, etc. Adds 5 bucks for delivery to be left inside rear outer cellar door. Most rants and flyers apparently written during this time period.
	Early 1970s	More Deadly Gangster home improvement. With scavenged wood stored in garage and bedspring steel-angled bars, Dec repairs cut beams and re-lays the attic floor upside-down. IT ALMOST LOOKS NEW!!!
	August, 1971	Dec's father, John F. Dec, dies. Mr. Dec Sr. would have been roughly 78 years old at time of death. (Added by Steven Dhuey. Source: US Social Security Death Index.)
	1971-1976	DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS!!! ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS!!! BLOODY MURDER “ACCIDENTS”!!!
	October 21, 1976	Pens yet another appeal brief to US Supreme Court. Somewhat hostile in nature.
	1976-1981	SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATIONS!!! DEADLY TOUCH TABIN!!! BLOODY MURDER “ACCIDENTS”!!!
	1981 (?)	Possible time of creation of rant "The Top Secret Dual Food Standard", due to mention therein of how the rant "made Ronnie President". Rant may also have been penned/updated in 1984, due to also containing a mention in far right-hand side of then-Soviet Premier Chernenko.
	Spring, 1984	Pens the classic masterpiece “Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy”. Also apparent time of creation of rant "The True History of Nazi Jewmany".
	1984/Mid-80s (?)	Possible time of creation of rant “Master Race Frankenstein Radio Controls", a copy of which is sent out to a folding-wall company in Indiana. Middle of 1980s seems to, in general, contain a flurry of activity for Dec, as this appears to be the time when most of his rants are sent out.
	1985-1989	DEADLY TOUCH TABIN NEEDLES!!! SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATIONS!!! ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS!!! BLOODY MURDER “ACCIDENTS”!!!
	1989	Is visited by Doc Britton, along with another fan of Dec that drives to Long Island and knocks several times, evening and morning, on Dec’s door. There is no answer.
	Late 1992/ Early 1993 (?)	Apparently suffers a stroke. Committed to St. Albans VA hospital in Albany, NY.
	Post-1993	House on Maple Avenue once more owned by only brother deadly-villain murderer secret assassin spy agent Joseph I. Dec.
	December 15, 1995	Visited by Forrest Jackson. Somewhat uncommunicative during visit.
	January 21, 1996	Dead. Strangely enough, Mr. Dec died exactly fifteen days after having turned age 70.
	December 1, 2010	Dec's brother Joseph I. Dec dies in Brooklyn Heights, New York.

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Francis E. Dec  on UbuWeb:


1. Rant 1

2. Rant 2

3. Rant 3

4. Rant 4

5. Rant 5


Essay Courtesy of Kooks Museum


Francis E. Dec, Esquire, of 29 Maple Ave, Hempstead, New York, is one of the most mysterious characters in all kookdom. Though thousands are familiar with his letters and rants, my researches have turned up only a few choice morsels of information about him. Until late 1995, none of his thrill-seeking fans had ever seen him; and to this day, none of them has ever heard him speak.
Dec is best known for his repeated invocations of the mantras "Frankenstein Earphone Radio," "Frankenstein Eyesight TV" and "Computer God Parroting Puppet Gangster Slaves," signature phrases that turn up in each of his flyers.
We are quite fortunate here at the Kooks Museum to have received copies of an original Dec flyer which was sent, during the mid-eighties to an employee of a folding wall company in Indiana. Dec had sent one of the company's business reply mail cards back to them, with his flyer "Master Race Frankenstein Radio Controls" stapled to the card. The employee was neither thrilled nor amused by this, and, in fact, complained to the post office for carrying mail obviously six times the size that was covered by the permit. Fortunately, the employee's son, the Kooks Museum's L.A. correspondent Tim Maloney (kookologist in training), made copies of the flyer and later donated one to our archives.
Dec's rants have appeared in the comic book, Weirdo and also in the subGenius periodical The Stark Fist of Removal. There are also masterful voice recordings of his rants--not by Dec, but by L.A. newscaster/talk show host "Doc on the ROQ" of KROQ-FM--which have been circulating on cassette for several years. The recording of "Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy" (printed here as Rant No. 2) is our personal favorite here at the Kooks Museum.
Doc on the ROQ recently contacted the Kooks Museum, with a detailed account of his adventures in pursuit of Francis E. Dec, Esquire:
In 1985, when Doc was employed at WZUU in Milwaukee, the station received a bundle of Dec flyers, which had been mass mailed to the media. Doc writes, "One chilly Sunday in '86, at Y-108 in Denver, I recorded the 41-minute tape now in circulation, using odd music tracks (Goldfinger, 'Pieces of Ice' by Diana Ross, Tomita, Capitol Library Series) mixed in quite at random, though it turned out nicely. I also used echo-processing for the faint 'mental' effects on the longest track, which I call 'LONG Island Lunacy.'"
He recorded six tracks (five of which I've heard) from Dec's bundle of letters, and he may record more some day from additional Dec gems on such topics as the Pasteurized Milk Conspiracy, History of the Computer God, The True Slovene Religion: Astrocism, and the Teddy Kennedy Letter. Apparently "radio surrealists" Freddy Snakeskin and Don Bolles helped spread Doc's tapes, which found their way to William S. Burroughs, as well as Genesis P. Orridge. Orridge used Doc's voicetrack in the track "St. Francis E." on the "Psychic TV: Ultrahouse, the L.A. Connection" CD, crediting Doc as "Kitten Sparkles."
In 1989 Doc and another Dec fan tried to catch up to Dec, on a sojourn to New York. They "drove to Long Island and knocked several times, evening and morning, unafraid but with no answer, at Dec's door." Some Jamaican neighbors, who were operators of the N----- Cab Co. mentioned in Dec's letters, suggested that they try the back door, but they would have been trespassing. "The house is daubed red-on-blue, surrounded by wild hedges, and has a blue trash can with ornamental glass knob for a mailbox. Heavy blinds kept us from viewing any 'strange stuff' inside. It was I who asked the cabbies about Dec: 'Dat old German mon? He's in dere!' 'Is he, you know...' pointing to my head. 'Well, look at de house, mon!' End of adventure. Should've sent money."
Another smidgen of information on Dec, comes from a Mr. Jeff Sperber of New Jersey. Sperber, a lawyer, was fascinated by the Dec rants printed in the book Kooks, and did some digging into Dec's legal past.
According to Sperber, Dec was admitted to the NY Bar on March 31, 1954 and disbarred on January 19, 1959. The disbarment was probably due to Dec's conviction "in a wild forgery case." The summary of the case indicates that Dec was convicted of two counts of second degree forgery and second degree grand larceny (of $400 from an insurance company) and fraud in performing his duties as a notary public. Dec's trials and tribulations detailed in his letters obviously refer to this less than earth-shattering case.
Now you can read The Nassau County Respondent's Brief for yourselves, which describes Francis E. Dec's appeal case that was recorded by the Assistant District Attorney, thanks to Sperber and Forrest Jackson.
Sperber also found that as of 1993, Dec's house in Hempstead, NY was owned by Joseph Dec, identified in Dec's rants as "my only brother."
In late 1995, Forrest Jackson and two other Dec devotees made an expedition to New York, with the sole purpose of meeting Dec. They succeeded, but found that time is running out on Mr. Dec.
Thanks to Jackson, who donated an inspired account of his fleeting encounter with the entity who may be "the Gnostic god of the end-times":
I Met Francis Dec!
The rants shown here are transcripts of the Doc recordings. For this reason, there may be some discrepancy between my version and the original documents; Dec may have capitalized, or had unique spellings, unknown to me.
Rant No. 1 Worldwide open secret. Solely Mr. Dec heralds the true god in the entire history of the universe. Not even in the Truth, oy vey, Pravda, is Mr. Francis E. Dec Esquire's eight-page detailed letter exposing the worldwide deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and the worst deadliest enemy of the entire human race and the entire universe and the entire history of the entire universe namely the Communist Atheist Conspiracy with all of the Deadly Gangster unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein Controls, the Catholic Church. These facts, like the below facts, cannot be found in the Communist Gangster Computer God concocted and manipulated so-called history and news media.
Communist Gangster Computer God, unbelievably staged like Hollywood scum-on-top Tsarina alias Great Dictator Franklin D. Roosevelt, the polio paralyzed legless drug addict idiotic suicidal Tsarina fag who had his unbeatable rival Will Rogers exterminated in an exploding ball of flame by a planted bomb here in safe USA airfield shortly after take-off at the end of Will Rogers' unprecedented renowned arduous 'round-the-world good-will flying trip with Wiley Post in his beautiful electronically sophisticated luxurious ultra-modern Winnie Mae airplane. Not only all stairways had inclines added for Tsarina Roosevelt's computerized wheelchair, but a football field sized glass house type building was built in sight of the White House for his medicinal piped-in pure warmed seawater into his gigantic suicide-proof two feet deep swimming pool where he waded naked with his nurses and had sodomy affairs. Ones very near to him have written popular books about his sodomy oy vey love affairs. Already in his third term he was a helpless and useless stretcher case incapable of even appearing at his fourth term convention.
This One World Communist who married his immediate cousin Eleanor Roosevelt like his runted sickly pock-faced grandfather, propagandized as a hunter and a sportsman, Teddy Roosevelt here from Oyster Bay Long Island, the Rosenfelt family another Computer God top secret camouflage for gifted Ethiopians as a big-time kid gangster politician Computer God even raised his age for historical purposes. Teddy Roosevelt was paid off with the Vice President knew absolutely nothing farce position title.
Repeatedly Vice Presidents have successfully waited and lurked to eliminate El PresidentZÿ oy vey. Below are a few examples. So the kiddish gangster Teddy Roosevelt lured midwestern Dope McKinley into New York for extermination like the lowly guttermouth big L.B. Johnson lured playboy sodomist eat-with-the-Mafia Jack Kennedy into his home town Dallas wide open. People say it was the three brothers Sam, Milton and Lyman Jacobsen who with the judges feloniously swindled the Governor of Texas out of the U.S. Senator election shortly before Lyman was fixed as the compromise choice for Jack Kennedy's Vice Presidential nominee.
Who ever saw a Lyndon married to a tiny runt Birdie under Computer God orders even Birdie now has changed her name for historical purposes to Lady Bird nu? And even her Ethiopian surname is now changed to Taylor. It was the scummy bum lowly gangster Lyman as PresidentZÿ who had the gigantic Tsarina swimming pool deepened several feet to a regular swimming pool and regularly had naked sodomy swimming parties with women personnel. GANGSTER MONKEY SEE, GANGSTER MONKEY DO. Now that the Pope John in the Vatican has a similar swimming pool to share with the endless numbers of nuns to help him forget his good old days as a married man naked in bed with high holy communion sodomy.
In not that world renowned untouchable felon gangster Tricky Dick Nixon whose daughter Tricia is married to Davy Eisenshanker Junior nu? Nixon was the sure loser to the fag queer kid Bobby Kennedy until he was lured into very distant Tricky's home town Los Angeles. Did not gangster Tricky Dick Nixon do more than feloniously watch Eyesight Television of Bobby Kennedy's extermination?
Abe Lincoln's Computer God alias for Abe Lin-Cohen's law partner was Stanton. Abe and the gangster courts feloniously conspired fabricated patent infringements to swindle thousands of dollars from C. McCormick Weeper Machinery Company. As president, Abe made Stanton a Cabinet member in order to automatically become President Stanton concocted a grandiose murder scheme to murder not only Lincoln but also the Vice President and Secretary of State. Secretly, Vice President Johnson overseered it. Lincoln was murdered and Secretary of State Seward was very seriously injured.
Automatic President Harry "Shimmelman" Truman in terror, gave political concessions to Congress to enact abolishment of the automatic succession to the Presidency by Cabinet members. For cheap conspired felonious party fix Gangster Nixon gave Presidency to known felon Gerry Ford another Computer God alias the wide open life long felon bribe extortionist forgerer and check launderer Gerry Ford.
David Eisenscheimer or Eisenshanker another runted Negroidically befreckled semi-illiterate cowardly yokel kid, also Jimmy Carter who shared the sodomy drunk beds of the military academy with Niggers under secret Computer God orders upon graduation. CIA changed even his family gravestones. Camp David in Maryland was named after him, for him, and by him, including the Division of SS Secret Service troops who even tended his playboy giant golf course. Here David Eisenshanker hid in cowardly terror and watched World War Two on Eyesight TV. His historical name, Dwight Eisenhower. As president for months he was dying, in a coma, useless and helpless. Oy vay.
Sneak shameless hangman rope gangster government leaders into Frankenstein living death eternal slavery, I now go to death for your lowest deadly felony crime against me. Frankenstein Earphone Radio parroting puppet gangster slave do not dare to repeat any part of this truthful message. For like Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esquire, you too are expendable and you too can be beaten bloodily by the gangster police and dragged in chains into a windowless telephone booth type prison cell and put into maximum security insanity prison for undetectable extermination, and by the lowest gangsterism, namely, the law, character assassinated for life as an insane, criminal menace to this worse Gangster Communism. Now that your terrified, trembling delirium has subsided have your computer subdivision play out my letter, and you, reread my letter FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE. Francis E. Dec, Esquire, 29 Maple Street, Hempstead, NY.
Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God scum-on-top staged like Hollywood with plastic pale stand-in actors with Communist Gangster Computer God speed recording, instantaneous, simultaneous edited simulated voices implanted for all TV and news media microphones in any known language. Unbelievable con artist gangsterism solely for the overall plan. Worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery. Yokel felon King Jimmy Carter slime from the academies which Mr. Dec intelligently refused unsolicited acceptance to the most elite academy from here in Niggertown and even insidious con artist gangster divorcZÿe Pope John, they both speak Spanish and even Portuguese. Solely Mr. Dec exposes False God Sodomy and Gomorrah of you Worldwide Computer God parroting puppet gangster slaves. Make copies for yourself you hangman rope gangster scum-on-top. Laugh your mad giggle now.
Rant No. 2 Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls. Especially lifelong constant threshold brainwash radio. Quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it. Repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets.
Four billion wordwide population, all living, have a Computer God Containment Policy brain bank brain, a real brain in the brain bank cities on the far side of the moon we never see. Primarily, based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight TV, sight and sound recorded by your brain, your moon brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold brainwash radio lifelong, inculcating conformist propaganda, even frightening you and mixing you up and the usual, "Don't worry about it." For your setbacks, mistakes, even when you receive deadly injuries. This is the Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy.
Worldwide, as a Frankenstein slave, usually at night, you go to nearby hospital or camouflaged miniature hospital van trucks, you strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the sealed Computer God robot operating cabinet. Intravenous tubes are connected. The slimy vicious Jew doctor simply pushes the starting button, based upon your Computer God brain on the moon which records progress of your systematic butchery. Your butchery is continued exactly, systematically. The Computer God operating cabinet has many robot arms with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms with fly eye TV cameras watching your whole body. Every part of you is monitored, even from your Frankenstein controls. Synthetic blood, synthetic instant-sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heartbeat to keep you alive are some of the unbelievable Computer God instant plastic surgery secrets. You are the highest, most intelligent electrical machine in the Universe.
Inevitability of gradualness. Usually, in a few years, you are made stringbean thin or grotesquely deformed, crippled and ugly, or even made over one foot shorter or one foot taller, as the Computer God sees fit. Virtually all of the important instant plastic surgery is done to you inside the Computer God sealed robot operating cabinet. Even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery operations, all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher bosher doctors working around the clock for weeks. The Computer God sealed robot operating cabinet can perform all of the above impossible plastic surgery operations overnight, even dwarfting you over a foot, or increasing your height by two feet. This is possible because Computer God robot operating cabinet imitates your microminiature electrical current intelligence system in your body. It even duplicates the microminiature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then create stress either compressing the bones thereby shortening them or stress to make the bones grow longer.
Spring, 1984, Mr. Dec, lifelong would-be doctor and printer. Insight to the Worldwide Computer God stratified closed society, perfected by hospital birth making possible lifelong Frankenstein controls and lifelong hampering human defects containment policy. Hospital birth lifelong gifts example, deformed, crippled, retarded, pox, hives, warts, moles, blindness, deafness, poor vision, etc. Kosher bosher containment policy work good doctors secret health example cataract, rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision, epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of memory, trembling, gout, diabetes, many diseases.
The worldwide unbelievable lowest deadly gangster kosher bosher vicious medical profession worldwide unbelievable instant plastic surgery butchery of the body and brain, especially the face. Wipe on hormones and laser beam surgery causing instant ugly deep wrinkles, scars, age spots, arthritis, freckles, blemishes, pimples, red, brown, black or even sick white face and body. Worldwide dark negroidic colored male sex organs. The brainwash inferior female brain from overall plan intermarry with niggers. Total graying and balding, even hairy body and furry body, mustached, bearded women, even wipe-on synthetic hormones causing cancerous growth. Bloating, swelling, deformed, big pickle nose, bulldog, hanging cheeks and jowls. From teen-age gradual wipe-on yellowing, frowning and blackening of teeth, and instant grinding and acids leaving hollow brown stumps so vocal chords are made raspy, aged, creating a wrinkled, ugly gargoylic clown booze face, worldwide population by age 70. Deformed, crippled, weak and brain damaged, senile. Lingering for inevitability of gradualness extermination. For your only hope for a future, do you know one word of pray for me, Francis E. Dec?
Computer God computerized brain thinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine removal of most of the frontal command lobe of the brain, gradually, during lifetime and overnight in all insane asylums after Computer God kosher bosher one month probation period creating helpless, hopeless Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio parroting puppet brainless slaves, resulting in millions of hopeless helpless homeless derelicts in all Jerusalem, U.S.A. cities and Soviet slave work camps. Not only the hangman rope deadly gangster parroting puppet scum-on-top know this top medical secret, even worse, deadly gangster Jew disease from deaf Ronnie Reagan to U.S.S.R. Gorbachev know this oy vay Computer God Containment Policy top secret. Eventual brain lobotomization of the entire world population for the Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist Computer God overall plan, an ideal worldwide population of light-skinned, low hopeless and helpless Jew-mulattos, the communist black wave of the future. - UbuWeb

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FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQUIRE:
YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!

Introduction

Francis E. Dec, Esquire, of 29 Maple Ave, Hempstead, New York, is one of the most mysterious characters in all kookdom. Though thousands are familiar with his letters and rants, my researches have turned up only a few choice morsels of information about him. Until late 1995, none of his thrill-seeking fans had ever seen him; and to this day, none of them has ever heard him speak. Dec is best known for his repeated invocations of the mantras "Frankenstein Earphone Radio," "Frankenstein Eyesight TV" and "Computer God Parroting Puppet Gangster Slaves," signature phrases that turn up in each of his flyers.
We are quite fortunate here at the Kooks Museum to have received copies of an original Dec flyer which was sent, during the mid-eighties to an employee of a folding wall company in Indiana. Dec had sent one of the company's business reply mail cards back to them, with his flyer "Master Race Frankenstein Radio Controls" stapled to the card. The employee was neither thrilled nor amused by this, and, in fact, complained to the post office for carrying mail obviously six times the size that was covered by the permit. Fortunately, the employee's son, the Kooks Museum's L.A. correspondent Tim Maloney (kookologist in training), made copies of the flyer and later donated one to our archives.
Dec's rants have appeared in the comic book, Weirdo and also in the subGenius periodical The Stark Fist of Removal. There are also masterful voice recordings of his rants--not by Dec, but by L.A. newscaster/talk show host "Doc on the ROQ" of KROQ-FM--which have been circulating on cassette for several years. The recording of "Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy" (printed here as Rant No. 2) is our personal favorite here at the Kooks Museum.
Doc on the ROQ recently contacted the Kooks Museum, with a detailed account of his adventures in pursuit of Francis E. Dec, Esquire:
In 1985, when Doc was employed at WZUU in Milwaukee, the station received a bundle of Dec flyers, which had been mass mailed to the media. Doc writes, "One chilly Sunday in '86, at Y-108 in Denver, I recorded the 41-minute tape now in circulation, using odd music tracks (Goldfinger, 'Pieces of Ice' by Diana Ross, Tomita, Capitol Library Series) mixed in quite at random, though it turned out nicely. I also used echo-processing for the faint 'mental' effects on the longest track, which I call 'LONG Island Lunacy.'"
He recorded six tracks (five of which I've heard) from Dec's bundle of letters, and he may record more some day from additional Dec gems on such topics as the Pasteurized Milk Conspiracy, History of the Computer God, The True Slovene Religion: Astrocism, and the Teddy Kennedy Letter. Apparently "radio surrealists" Freddy Snakeskin and Don Bolles helped spread Doc's tapes, which found their way to William S. Burroughs, as well as Genesis P. Orridge. Orridge used Doc's voicetrack in the track "St. Francis E." on the "Psychic TV: Ultrahouse, the L.A. Connection" CD, crediting Doc as "Kitten Sparkles."
In 1989 Doc and another Dec fan tried to catch up to Dec, on a sojourn to New York. They "drove to Long Island and knocked several times, evening and morning, unafraid but with no answer, at Dec's door." Some Jamaican neighbors, who were operators of the N----- Cab Co. mentioned in Dec's letters, suggested that they try the back door, but they would have been trespassing. "The house is daubed red-on-blue, surrounded by wild hedges, and has a blue trash can with ornamental glass knob for a mailbox. Heavy blinds kept us from viewing any 'strange stuff' inside. It was I who asked the cabbies about Dec: 'Dat old German mon? He's in dere!' 'Is he, you know...' pointing to my head. 'Well, look at de house, mon!' End of adventure. Should've sent money."
Another smidgen of information on Dec, comes from a Mr. Jeff Sperber of New Jersey. Sperber, a lawyer, was fascinated by the Dec rants printed in the book Kooks, and did some digging into Dec's legal past.
According to Sperber, Dec was admitted to the NY Bar on March 31, 1954 and disbarred on January 19, 1959. The disbarment was probably due to Dec's conviction "in a wild forgery case." The summary of the case indicates that Dec was convicted of two counts of second degree forgery and second degree grand larceny (of $400 from an insurance company) and fraud in performing his duties as a notary public. Dec's trials and tribulations detailed in his letters obviously refer to this less than earth-shattering case.
Now you can read The Nassau County Respondent's Brief for yourselves, which describes Francis E. Dec's appeal case that was recorded by the Assistant District Attorney, thanks to Sperber and Forrest Jackson.
Sperber also found that as of 1993, Dec's house in Hempstead, NY was owned by Joseph Dec, identified in Dec's rants as "my only brother."
In late 1995, Forrest Jackson and two other Dec devotees made an expedition to New York, with the sole purpose of meeting Dec. They succeeded, but found that time is running out on Mr. Dec.
Thanks to Jackson, who donated an inspired account of his fleeting encounter with the entity who may be "the Gnostic god of the end-times":
I Met Francis Dec!
The rants shown here are transcripts of the Doc recordings. For this reason, there may be some discrepancy between the transcripts and the original documents; Dec may have capitalized, or had unique spellings, unknown to me. (Rants No. 3 & 5 were transcribed by Peter Branting and Rant No. 4 was transcribed by Ted Torbich.)

Rant No. 1

Worldwide open secret. Solely Mr. Dec heralds the true god in the entire history of the universe. Not even in the Truth, oy vey, Pravda, is Mr. Francis E. Dec Esquire's eight-page detailed letter exposing the worldwide deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and the worst deadliest enemy of the entire human race and the entire universe and the entire history of the entire universe namely the Communist Atheist Conspiracy with all of the Deadly Gangster unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein Controls, the Catholic Church. These facts, like the below facts, cannot be found in the Communist Gangster Computer God concocted and manipulated so-called history and news media. Communist Gangster Computer God, unbelievably staged like Hollywood scum-on-top Tsarina alias Great Dictator Franklin D. Roosevelt, the polio paralyzed legless drug addict idiotic suicidal Tsarina fag who had his unbeatable rival Will Rogers exterminated in an exploding ball of flame by a planted bomb here in safe USA airfield shortly after take-off at the end of Will Rogers' unprecedented renowned arduous 'round-the-world good-will flying trip with Wiley Post in his beautiful electronically sophisticated luxurious ultra-modern Winnie Mae airplane. Not only all stairways had inclines added for Tsarina Roosevelt's computerized wheelchair, but a football field sized glass house type building was built in sight of the White House for his medicinal piped-in pure warmed seawater into his gigantic suicide-proof two feet deep swimming pool where he waded naked with his nurses and had sodomy affairs. Ones very near to him have written popular books about his sodomy oy vey love affairs. Already in his third term he was a helpless and useless stretcher case incapable of even appearing at his fourth term convention.
This One World Communist who married his immediate cousin Eleanor Roosevelt like his runted sickly pock-faced grandfather, propagandized as a hunter and a sportsman, Teddy Roosevelt here from Oyster Bay Long Island, the Rosenfelt family another Computer God top secret camouflage for gifted Ethiopians as a big-time kid gangster politician Computer God even raised his age for historical purposes. Teddy Roosevelt was paid off with the Vice President knew absolutely nothing farce position title.
Repeatedly Vice Presidents have successfully waited and lurked to eliminate El Presidenté oy vey. Below are a few examples. So the kiddish gangster Teddy Roosevelt lured midwestern Dope McKinley into New York for extermination like the lowly guttermouth big L.B. Johnson lured playboy sodomist eat-with-the-Mafia Jack Kennedy into his home town Dallas wide open. People say it was the three brothers Sam, Milton and Lyman Jacobsen who with the judges feloniously swindled the Governor of Texas out of the U.S. Senator election shortly before Lyman was fixed as the compromise choice for Jack Kennedy's Vice Presidential nominee.
Who ever saw a Lyndon married to a tiny runt Birdie under Computer God orders even Birdie now has changed her name for historical purposes to Lady Bird nu? And even her Ethiopian surname is now changed to Taylor. It was the scummy bum lowly gangster Lyman as Presidenté who had the gigantic Tsarina swimming pool deepened several feet to a regular swimming pool and regularly had naked sodomy swimming parties with women personnel. GANGSTER MONKEY SEE, GANGSTER MONKEY DO. Now that the Pope John in the Vatican has a similar swimming pool to share with the endless numbers of nuns to help him forget his good old days as a married man naked in bed with high holy communion sodomy.
In not that world renowned untouchable felon gangster Tricky Dick Nixon whose daughter Tricia is married to Davy Eisenshanker Junior nu? Nixon was the sure loser to the fag queer kid Bobby Kennedy until he was lured into very distant Tricky's home town Los Angeles. Did not gangster Tricky Dick Nixon do more than feloniously watch Eyesight Television of Bobby Kennedy's extermination?
Abe Lincoln's Computer God alias for Abe Lin-Cohen's law partner was Stanton. Abe and the gangster courts feloniously conspired fabricated patent infringements to swindle thousands of dollars from C. McCormick Weeper Machinery Company. As president, Abe made Stanton a Cabinet member in order to automatically become President Stanton concocted a grandiose murder scheme to murder not only Lincoln but also the Vice President and Secretary of State. Secretly, Vice President Johnson overseered it. Lincoln was murdered and Secretary of State Seward was very seriously injured.
Automatic President Harry "Shimmelman" Truman in terror, gave political concessions to Congress to enact abolishment of the automatic succession to the Presidency by Cabinet members. For cheap conspired felonious party fix Gangster Nixon gave Presidency to known felon Gerry Ford another Computer God alias the wide open life long felon bribe extortionist forgerer and check launderer Gerry Ford.
David Eisenscheimer or Eisenshanker another runted Negroidically befreckled semi-illiterate cowardly yokel kid, also Jimmy Carter who shared the sodomy drunk beds of the military academy with Niggers under secret Computer God orders upon graduation. CIA changed even his family gravestones. Camp David in Maryland was named after him, for him, and by him, including the Division of SS Secret Service troops who even tended his playboy giant golf course. Here David Eisenshanker hid in cowardly terror and watched World War Two on Eyesight TV. His historical name, Dwight Eisenhower. As president for months he was dying, in a coma, useless and helpless. Oy vay.
Sneak shameless hangman rope gangster government leaders into Frankenstein living death eternal slavery, I now go to death for your lowest deadly felony crime against me. Frankenstein Earphone Radio parroting puppet gangster slave do not dare to repeat any part of this truthful message. For like Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esquire, you too are expendable and you too can be beaten bloodily by the gangster police and dragged in chains into a windowless telephone booth type prison cell and put into maximum security insanity prison for undetectable extermination, and by the lowest gangsterism, namely, the law, character assassinated for life as an insane, criminal menace to this worse Gangster Communism. Now that your terrified, trembling delirium has subsided have your computer subdivision play out my letter, and you, reread my letter FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE. Francis E. Dec, Esquire, 29 Maple Street, Hempstead, NY.
Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God scum-on-top staged like Hollywood with plastic pale stand-in actors with Communist Gangster Computer God speed recording, instantaneous, simultaneous edited simulated voices implanted for all TV and news media microphones in any known language. Unbelievable con artist gangsterism solely for the overall plan. Worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery. Yokel felon King Jimmy Carter slime from the academies which Mr. Dec intelligently refused unsolicited acceptance to the most elite academy from here in Niggertown and even insidious con artist gangster divorcée Pope John, they both speak Spanish and even Portuguese. Solely Mr. Dec exposes False God Sodomy and Gomorrah of you Worldwide Computer God parroting puppet gangster slaves. Make copies for yourself you hangman rope gangster scum-on-top. Laugh your mad giggle now.

Rant No. 2

Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls. Especially lifelong constant threshold brainwash radio. Quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it. Repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets. Four billion wordwide population, all living, have a Computer God Containment Policy brain bank brain, a real brain in the brain bank cities on the far side of the moon we never see. Primarily, based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight TV, sight and sound recorded by your brain, your moon brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold brainwash radio lifelong, inculcating conformist propaganda, even frightening you and mixing you up and the usual, "Don't worry about it." For your setbacks, mistakes, even when you receive deadly injuries. This is the Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy.
Worldwide, as a Frankenstein slave, usually at night, you go to nearby hospital or camouflaged miniature hospital van trucks, you strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the sealed Computer God robot operating cabinet. Intravenous tubes are connected. The slimy vicious Jew doctor simply pushes the starting button, based upon your Computer God brain on the moon which records progress of your systematic butchery. Your butchery is continued exactly, systematically. The Computer God operating cabinet has many robot arms with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms with fly eye TV cameras watching your whole body. Every part of you is monitored, even from your Frankenstein controls. Synthetic blood, synthetic instant-sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heartbeat to keep you alive are some of the unbelievable Computer God instant plastic surgery secrets. You are the highest, most intelligent electrical machine in the Universe.
Inevitability of gradualness. Usually, in a few years, you are made stringbean thin or grotesquely deformed, crippled and ugly, or even made over one foot shorter or one foot taller, as the Computer God sees fit. Virtually all of the important instant plastic surgery is done to you inside the Computer God sealed robot operating cabinet. Even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery operations, all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher bosher doctors working around the clock for weeks. The Computer God sealed robot operating cabinet can perform all of the above impossible plastic surgery operations overnight, even dwarfting you over a foot, or increasing your height by two feet. This is possible because Computer God robot operating cabinet imitates your microminiature electrical current intelligence system in your body. It even duplicates the microminiature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then create stress either compressing the bones thereby shortening them or stress to make the bones grow longer.
Spring, 1984, Mr. Dec, lifelong would-be doctor and printer. Insight to the Worldwide Computer God stratified closed society, perfected by hospital birth making possible lifelong Frankenstein controls and lifelong hampering human defects containment policy. Hospital birth lifelong gifts example, deformed, crippled, retarded, pox, hives, warts, moles, blindness, deafness, poor vision, etc. Kosher bosher containment policy work good doctors secret health example cataract, rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision, epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of memory, trembling, gout, diabetes, many diseases.
The worldwide unbelievable lowest deadly gangster kosher bosher vicious medical profession worldwide unbelievable instant plastic surgery butchery of the body and brain, especially the face. Wipe on hormones and laser beam surgery causing instant ugly deep wrinkles, scars, age spots, arthritis, freckles, blemishes, pimples, red, brown, black or even sick white face and body. Worldwide dark negroidic colored male sex organs. The brainwash inferior female brain from overall plan intermarry with niggers. Total graying and balding, even hairy body and furry body, mustached, bearded women, even wipe-on synthetic hormones causing cancerous growth. Bloating, swelling, deformed, big pickle nose, bulldog, hanging cheeks and jowls. From teen-age gradual wipe-on yellowing, frowning and blackening of teeth, and instant grinding and acids leaving hollow brown stumps so vocal chords are made raspy, aged, creating a wrinkled, ugly gargoylic clown booze face, worldwide population by age 70. Deformed, crippled, weak and brain damaged, senile. Lingering for inevitability of gradualness extermination. For your only hope for a future, do you know one word of pray for me, Francis E. Dec?
Computer God computerized brain thinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine removal of most of the frontal command lobe of the brain, gradually, during lifetime and overnight in all insane asylums after Computer God kosher bosher one month probation period creating helpless, hopeless Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio parroting puppet brainless slaves, resulting in millions of hopeless helpless homeless derelicts in all Jerusalem, U.S.A. cities and Soviet slave work camps. Not only the hangman rope deadly gangster parroting puppet scum-on-top know this top medical secret, even worse, deadly gangster Jew disease from deaf Ronnie Reagan to U.S.S.R. Gorbachev know this oy vay Computer God Containment Policy top secret. Eventual brain lobotomization of the entire world population for the Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist Computer God overall plan, an ideal worldwide population of light-skinned, low hopeless and helpless Jew-mulattos, the communist black wave of the future.

Rant No. 3

To all judges:
First and second appellant division, superior court New York City
Court of appeals, Albany New York
US "Supreme" Court, Washington DC
I write DEMANDING a re-hearing of my worse-than-lowest deadly gangster police state criminal conviction which appeal case was in your farce deadly gangster ghetto-communist Gangster Computer God-manipulated gangster court. Below I state some of the many REASONS for said re-hearing, plus all of my evidence the attorney general chicaneriesly forwarded to the Bar Association Grievance Committee for prosecution of felon gangster mafiotic negroidic the BLACK Frank Gulotta, a Gangster Judge, therefore unprosecutable. The blackish menial negroidic-in-apperance-and-demeanour felon vicious parroting puppet ex-district attorney Nassau County with NO private law experience, DETESTED by all factions, in spite of this SOLELY because of his many year secret gangsterization and crucifixion of ME, this negroidic low mafiotic deadly BLACK Frank Gulotta was then IMMEDIATELY and UNPRECEDENTEDLY and REPEATEDLY rapidly promoted in spite of TREMENDOUS opposition to the present position of second highest state judgeship SOLELY through Gangster Computer God manipulation!
As additional evidence; during the last week of my within mentioned month-long worse-than-a-farce nazi court criminal trial in Nassau County court 1958 were dwarfed at felon-gangster Parroting Puppet rectum-lapper sodomous judge William Solomons ball-of-fat felon slut wife. She, AS PLANNED, sat in the front row, repeatedly stripping her over clothes and completely pulling up her dress and slip and pulling aside her old-fashioned pink BLOOMERS in order to display her ANUS, her CUNT. She repeatedly gesticulated and whispered: "I’ll give it to you to suck! FINISH HIM!" Her husband dwarfed, the felon Gangster parroting puppet rectum-lapper judge William Solomon, flush-faced in repeated open sodomistic display stuck out his TONGUE, WIGGLING IT, chuckling to her! You hangmanrope Gangster felon Parroting Puppet scum-on-top playboys can watch my Frankenstein eyesight television PLAYBACK of this felonious lowly sodomistic display by the felon sodomous judge William Solomon and his lowly felon-slut wife during my trial in Nassau County Court.
After my worse-than-nazi-court criminal conviction and CRUCIFIXION, for years in poverty I suffered hopeless, jobless character-assassination and isolation in this low deadly niggertown. I was the repeat target-victim of this Gangster Government’s gangsterization and undetectable extermination attempts to Shut Me Up Forever With My Secrets. Then, in December 14:th 1965, I attempted to escape this worse mongrel Gangster Communist-country to return to the Slovenic-Polish land of my forefathers. Instead, in a Gangster-staged Parroting Puppet DEADLY CONSPIRACY, I was flown from Kennedy New York Airport AT NIGHT to a small, distant S:t Lawrence River estuary snowbound, small airport under the guise that I was in Warzaw, Poland. Immediately many many things proved this to me, including the two big white asbestos-shingled hangars with the large "Brand-F Airways" —signs on their sidewalls, in addition to the many blurted statements I solicited from the many CIA deadly GANGSTERS, the assassins of ME, the many many Parroting Puppets all around me. I DEMANDED an immediate flight back to Kennedy New York Airport, instead I was held captive ALL NIGHT, later in CHAINS. I refused both; all food and requests that I’d go to sleep. Then CIA GANGSTERS, pretending to be Polish police with NO identification BEAT ME BLOODILY! Later, while "my" return-trip 707 Boeing jet airliner was being serviced for "my" return trip, I quickly walked into the airplane and saw a CIA GANGSTER with a small electric hairdryer-type blower pumping DEADLY POISON NERVE-GAS SMOKE into SECRET COMPARTMENTS under the ashtrays in the arms of the chairs where later *I* was ordered to sit in the airplane full of CIA UNDERLINGS, "passengers", my assassins, who GIGGLED as they watched me dragged in chains by the airplane by the Gangster CIA Police Gangsters! These deadly Gangster CIA passengers, they PRESSED THE FRONTAL PANEL OF THE ASH TRAYS IN THE SEAT ARMS to release the DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE! Indubitably, all of the others deadly CIA underling GANGSTERS upon this staged-return flight, they ALL had taken the TOP-SECRET POISON NERVE GAS ANTIDOTE PILL™, immuning them from the deadly poison nerve gas smoke! Deadly poison nerve gas smoke was sprayed at me from CIGARS, CIGARETTES and even from BALL-POINT PENS also from the WIG of a woman sitting next to me, even the Swiss cheese-type ice cubes were evaporating into poison nerve gas smoke in all of the "free" drinks! I got up and went to the rear of the airplane by the rear exit door with the large push-up handle; my Frankenstein Brain-Thoughts Broadcasting Radio disclosed my intentions IMMEDIATELY; the loud speaker screamed that the flight was over and that our airplane was already preparing to land at Kennedy New York Airport.
You hangmanrope sneak Gangster playboy scum-on-top KNOW these facts are true, not only from taking part in such undetectable exterminations, but also you chicaneries demented felon Parroting Puppet Gangsters can WATCH my Frankenstein Eyesight Televison playback of all these horrible terrifying deadly events!
When I returned home, Joseph I Dec, my only brother and deadly felon-murderer and assassin-spy agent against me for this Gangster Government, he beat me repeatedly, CURSING me that I was not exterminated by all of the poison nerve gas smoke and that I did the IMPOSSIBLE in that I kept awake for THREE DAYS and refused ALL FOOD, in order to prevent my SNEAK EXTERMINATION! In accordance with the completely Gangster Computer God concocted-and-manipulated statutory law, one of your Gangster Courts’ requisite duties is to AUTOMATICALLY re-hear my said appeal case because it has been brought to your attention, you hangmanrope Gangsters, that my ENTIRE LIFE was destroyed by you co-conspirators through the Gangster Government’s purgered and fabricated criminal conviction of me in order to fulfil the demands of your Communist God, the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God. You deadly Parroting Puppet felon Gangsters already know that I have been and AM an INNOCENT primary victim and target for DESTRUCTION and EXTERMINATION because I am a MENACE to your Gangster Computer God, and that I am worse than defenceless without the Gangster Protection and Control of the Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio. I stand ALONE against you demented deadly Gangster Parroting Puppets, namely this worse Gangster Communist Computer God controlled Gangster Government! Before I’m exterminated by you hangmanrope underlings, I DEMAND A REPLY!
October 21:st, 1976
Francis E Dec, esquire
ADDENDUM: I personally filed my maximum-conviction appeal brief in 1961 with the chief clerk of the US Supreme Court, Washington DC. The chief clerk, he knew me! He sneeringly grabbed my thick, strong homemade appeal brief and then he attempted to rip it up, in desperation the chief clerk of the US Supreme Court ripped of the cover of my appeal brief! Miracously, I stopped him without a deadly scene to me. Then, filing my ripped-appeal brief, the felon and another co-conspirator with the nine hangmanrope Gangster Judges, the chief clerk in cowardly fear in staccato speech and gesticulation, he confessed to me; "Mr. Dec, everyone is in on this one against you, even the attorney general." Namely Bobby Kennedy, younger than his very-young-brother Jack Kennedy, Kennedy then-president. The Kennedy Playboys little fat Bobby was a felon lowest chicanerious UNTOUCHABLE Parroting Puppet Gangster against WORSE-than-defenceless Mr. Francis E Dec, esquire! My quick questioning and the co-conspiring felon chief clerk explained and gave me a new and SPECIAL notice form for ONLY Mr. Francis E Dec, esquire, which had to be mailed to the OPPOSITION, the deadly Gangster district attorney, in order to prevent the dismissal of my appeal case. Leaving quickly; I noticed in the room and hall several approaching uniformed and plain-clothes big-weaponed POLICE! Later, Joseph I Dec, my only brother deadly-villain-murderer and secret-assassin spy-agent against me for this Gangster Government, cursed me stating that I TRICKED the chief clerk of the US Supreme Court, and that I got out of that death-trap FAST!
So, brainwashed-from-birth by the Computer God Threshold Brainwash Radio Parroting Puppet Gangster Slave, if you believe in ANYTHING, forget merely you abiding by the High Holy Law long enough to say one word of pray for ME, for your ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!
FOOTNOTE: Remember, it is Gangster US Supreme Court-written High Holy Law! I’ll give it to you to suck! FINISH HIM!!

Rant No. 4

In December 1965 when I returned from my Computer God planned one way trip to the snow bound St Lawrence estuary "Poland" my life became even worse deadly than before I left. Even ape nigger Sonny Wally Gray Hempstead cop with another black ape city cop, both in uniform, in their Thunderbird auto, in their driveway, next occupied house to mine, sprayed me with poison nerve gas from their exhaust as I walked by their driveway loaded with shopping bags. Immediately they jumped out of their auto both holding their guns in obvious be-sweated, cowardly, gangster, fright; indubitably well briefed by the deadly gangster CIA cops and Computer God earphone radio about my razor sharp chisel in my pocket. At this time in the late sixties there was no inflation I managed to exist on much less than 1000 a year of my savings spending mostly for food, taxes and kerosene. After several months of my imploring my brother then moved to 2628 Samis Place to sell it for me. Until he left all food etc., was bought with my money, I was his house slave and cook. After he left there were no more torments and mad beatings from him, no more hiding in the garage or cellar while he sodomized the last slut I passed onto him years before, here in my bed, in my house, every weekend, always alone here. I had endless peaceful time to study all the nigger neighbors and slowly write notes piecing together this deadly Frankenstein earphone radio closed society, even in my law office on the corner the Computer God notarized me as a pummeler of niggers, this has helped to keep them away from me.
At first, after my brother left I went shopping two, three times a month as I gained insight into this closed society I went shopping more often. Week after week hundreds of village and top end Hempstead employees not only cops but even commissioners, clerks, parks, and even sanitation employees, many of whom I recognized in all sorts of vehicles they circled the streets of this gigantic ghost town around me these hangman rope sneak deadly gangsters called the government they drop their fake farce staged con artist ploy of shuffling of papers when in the public eye when in reality everything in government taxes bills forms letters all court records etc. are typed and printed by secret 2000 word a minute computer brain machines, there is no one decent and honest in any government, every government employee is a loitering lurking believe nothing gangster parroting puppet of the Computer God. They not only tried to crush me between their vehicles repeatedly but also repeatedly tried to run me down through red light intersections all traffic lights in this country are controlled by the Computer God.
As I walked back and forth aimlessly to the supermarkets at the busiest times of days I saw also reduced the prearranged stripping of supermarket shelves of the food I usually buy, by not going to the same supermarket and reduce the occasions of supermarkets completely set up with government assassins. From childhood I scavenged the countless back alleys of the city like business districts of this village for valuable trash, clothing, even deposit bottles often I would go through back alleys to avoid circling government assassins in their vehicles. At times I would zig-zag several miles to the supermarkets in West Hempstead and slowly return with the food lost in the Super Time Commuter Rush, always I wore a top coat not only to protect against deadly assaults especially the TABIN NEEDLE but also I would put much of the food I purchased under my undershirt like I did apples and pears as a boy from the shopping cart at the back of the supermarket. Even with deadly gangster government assassins circling the parking field sneering and watching me on dashboard and wristwatch eyesight television.
By 1968 with my new and increasing insight of this deadly closed society in the same manner I would sneak around to the half dozen stock brokerage offices here in Hempstead studying the tickertape from the sidewalk and then inside of the offices by the doors and windows. Now they are all boarded empty stores. Likewise I picked the smallest brokerage office by the door I would read and help myself to their investment periodicals etc. and momentarily leave. So I transacted all of my business with unbelievable beginner's luck I judged the Computer God stock market had to have a 1968 summer rally based on this judgment every penny of my money was on maximum margin loan. Finally late in summer a small rally came I quickly sold all but one airline stock, the biggest and worst stock I bought, immediately after I sold the 1968 skyrocket rally began even my airline stock was regaining its losses. From 1959 to 1968 my income was ZERO. I could not even trust banks, such banks as Island Federal Bank of Hempstead gangsterized me and swindled me from childhood in nunnery Catholic grammar school. To prevent my drunken, sodomist brother from robbing my hard earned savings for college, secretly I opened my second bank account, there for snow-balling interest. The cackling, sneering, co-conspiring felon gangster parroting puppet officers of the Island Federal Bank, the two car garage bank on High Street, the tiny building is still extant, gave me the worst niggerly; namely "69" begin and end with death extermination, namely "20", two zeroes, because I am a "one niner", highest and worst stratification, awaiting extermination, namely "19", or the letter "S" the nineteenth letter in the alphabet, THE WORST DEADLY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, namely account number "S2069", when this gangster government subsidized bank did not have near 500 depositors. These are enlightening keys to the Computer God Worldwide Top Secret Number Code which stratifies everything, not only the 4 billion living people. The Computer God adopted it for speed and clarity. This said number code is the means to make possible the Computer God Worldwide Containment Policy for stratification. In a few months my investments made me minimum wage for 1968 with great insight into the stock market from my many tiny investments each brokerage office had foyers between double doors and had then installed vertical Venetian blinds or solid panel walls to cover their front windows. They were all darkened like movie theaters. I could see assassins hiding and lurking behind newly added partitions and filing cabinets. I dared not go into any brokerage office. Months went by. One day going shopping I passed my brokerage office, only an unlicensed employee was present it was two minutes before the market closed for the day. I ran in and ordered him to call his main New York office on the direct wire to sell my airline stock at market, as I handed in the stock I always carried for the impossible opening. In a few seconds my airline stock was sold for the biggest profit of almost 500 dollars that I had made. The next morning that airline stock went up about a point and began dropping fast. Since that day it is worth at tops one third my purchase price. Thereafter groups of assassins ready to barge out after me in the foyer lurked in all stock brokerage offices. I did not dare to even watch the tickertape from the sidewalk. I went into hibernation, waiting for the Computer God efforts to murder me in the brokerage offices to relax. Early in 1969, secretly, the Computer God controlled and manipulated gangster government issued a warrant for my immediate arrest and incarceration in a maximum security insanity prison to be cured forever before I could go before any parroting puppet hangman rope gangster judge to give testimony.
Since 1969 I hide alone in this house all deliveries food, etc. I mail order adding 5 bucks for delivery left inside my rear outer cellar door. I snare drug addict niggers and give them 5 or ten dollars plus cab fare to go shopping etc. for me I give them 10 to 15 dollars to cut my grass and 3 or 4 dollars an hour to rake leaves. So many leaves are maliciously scattered in my shoe string yard that it takes a week to rake them into the street and a giant caterpillar scoop and 2 giant trucks to pick them up each year, very expensive for me and big money for the niggers but it has helped keep me alive.
When I bought this house while my brother sodomized sluts I passed onto him in my bed in the back room of my law office at night I slowly remodeled this house laying floors, walls for closets, etc. and ripped out the hot air system and put in hot water radiator system oil burner even while nigger tenants lived here. Years later after my brother left in 1966 I immediately garbaged tons of furniture and many other inflammables he brought here claiming that he scavenged it or that friends gave it to him. For weeks I soaked, washed off all the red wallpaper in most of the rooms to find fresh red paint under it the entire house was a CIA death trap for me set up while I was buying it.
In 1967 and 68 with hundreds of single edge razor blades I chipped off all of the red paint in most rooms and repainted the downstairs rooms. The maliciously ram shackled part of the floor of the upstairs front bedroom I ripped out to find inflammable paper stuffed under it I garbaged in many cartons. I also found new additions to the never used gas lighting pipes I ripped this out completely. After 1969 I found the same under the attic floor and many wooden beams cut, with scavenged wood I store in my garage and bed spring steel angled bars I repaired the cut beams and re-laid the attic floor upside down IT ALMOST LOOKS NEW. The Computer God ram shackled kitchen plaster walls I ripped down and replastered the whole kitchen. Since my brother left in 1966 most of the rooms in this house are empty except for Venetian blinds.
I have vivid memories of sleeping next to a kosher ex-flying captain. This assassin the black ape he told me in detail; "I begged to get back in as a Top Sergeant with felonious double bribe pay; (this ape with slut and breed of three in one month made more pay than my private yearly pauper's GI pay); I make much more than the Civil Service job I had as a Los Angeles Fireman. The Fireman are real bum gangsters they get paid to sleep on the job they have no work to do most of the time they bring in stick girls and have drunk sodomy drug parties in the beds in the firehouse, while on the job they go out and rob stores and homes to get extra money felonious government bribe they murder people and set their house on fire to cover up the murder".
Since 1969 deadly gangster cops have pounded my front door and rear doors opened and entered my rear cellar door even broke fasteners forcing open windows even late at night always screaming for me to come out even these parroting puppet stooge niggers tremble from this "Jer-U.S.A.-lem" kosher constitutional rights now worse with Ronnie. Now after all these years after I've mailed worldwide thousands of my letters exposing the Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God I can once again walk the streets solely as I did before 1969.
Week in the first week my return trips I went by the nigger cab from shopping the third trip the end of the week in the Computer God monsoon rains three nigger women ran into my cab ahead of me I slammed the door on them and told the Cabbie "I ordered this cab and I was not going to sit on the tiny middle stool seat in the back, I was going to sit next to him in the front seat". As he drove his hand trembled holding a cigarette. I saw one of the nigger women reach forward with a deadly TABIN NEEDLE , the Computer God read my brain thoughts namely to pound her arm and twist it off she then withdrew her arm and the five block trip was over, I was home. As always no more cabs for me.
Finally after all these years from my present detailed investment efforts now I will probably reach yearly minimum wage income which is a great increase over past income. The nearest street level brokerage offices, Garden City, has vertical Venetian blinds. Since I have been allowed to walk the streets all buses are new all black glass one way windows. I walk to Garden City and shun buses. My investments are by pay phone and mail. First in the entire world all corner sidewalk curbs are being replaced with smooth corner driveways for non-existent baby carriages and wheelchair pedestrians in this ghost town, ideal for vehicles to drive up on the sidewalk from any direction for the computerized Computer God undetectable extermination.
Completely alone everything is much deadlier for me than 1969. Jimmy Carter visited Mr. Dec's gigantic, nigger, ghost town suddenly hundreds of additional empty stores, buildings, and homes are being bull-dozed into camouflaged empty parking fields.
P.S. As you drive by, on Maple Avenue, since I've hid there, on this three block long street approximately 12 substandard back houses etc., have been ripped down. Now Island Federal Bank glass facade has wall to wall drapes, assassins lurk even Saturday's in the foyer automatic teller five ran in from behind drapes I barged out without cash, change in machine. When I enter Island Federal Bank especially the women teller's etc. sweat and tremble they know they are expendable. No Computer God concocted manipulated farce civil liberties organization to help Mr. Dec through minimum wage income in 1968. The Computer God caused my isolated imprisonment here for over ten years. Again I have now zoomed to present minimum wage which is double 1968. My life is unbelievably worse deadlier than 1968, isolated, only provocateur assassins approach me. When will the Computer God have me dragged away to extermination?

Rant No. 5

LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! See the skull, the part of bone removed, the "master-race" Frankenstein radio controls, the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL Frankenstein Controls, even in THIN skulls of WHITE PEDIGREE MALES! Visible Frankenstein controls! The synthetic nerve-radio directional antennae loop! Make copies for yourself! There is NO ESCAPE from this worst gangster police state, using ALL of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls! In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly niggertown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and niggerpuppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder "accidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!
Until my undetectable extermination, I, Francis E. Dec, esq., 29 Maple Avenue, Hampstead, New York, I STAND ALONE against your mad, deadly, worldwide conspiratorial Gangster Computer God Communism with wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, the Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls! These hangmanrope sneak deadly gangsters, the judges and the police, trick, trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and MURDER the people to keep them TERRORIZED in Gangster Frankenstein earphone radio slavery for the Communist Gangster Government and con-artist Parroting Puppet Gangster-playboy scum-on-top! The secret work of all police, in order to maintain a Communist "closed society"! The same worldwide mad deadly Communist gangster computer god that controls YOU as a terrorized Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio slave! Parroting Puppet, you are a terrorized member of the "MASTER RACE" worldwide 4 BILLION eye-sight television camera guinea pig Communist Gangster Computer God MASTER RACE! You're LIVING, THINKING mad, deadly worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God SECRET OVERALL PLAN: WORLDWIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to explore and control the ENTIRE UNIVERSE with the endless "STAIRWAY TO THE STARS" - namely the manmade inside-out planets with nucleonic powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed of light! Look up and see the Gangster Computer God concocted NEW FAKE STARRY SKY! The worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate and atmosphere through the new world round Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope which the worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God MANIPULATES through countless exactly positioned satellites; THE NEW FAKE PHONY "STARS" IN THE SYNTHETIC "SKY"!!
For AGES before Frankenstein Controls apeoidic niggers interbreedable with APES had no alphabet, not even NUMERALS! Slavery conspiracy over 300 years ago ideally tiny-brained apeoidic nigger Gangster government Eyesight TV Gangster spy cameras, Computer God New World Order DEGENERATION!
When "gifted" with all Gangster Frankenstein controls, nigger deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet or niggertrained PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE-FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES!! Degenerative disease to ETERNAL Frankenstein slavery!! Overall plan through "ONE WORLD COMMUNISM" (Top Secret codeword!!!) meaning "worldwide absolutely helpless-and-hopeless simple-languaged mongrel-mulatto- apeoidic NIGGERS"!!
Worldwide, systematic instant plastic surgery BUTCHERY MURDER, fake ageing so ALL people are dead or useless by age 70! Done at night to YOU as a Frankenstein slave! Parroting puppet Gangster slave, now even you know I am a MENACE to your worldwide, mad, deadly Communist Gangster Computer God! Therefore, I must go to extermination. Before I am exterminated by this gangster, Computer God concocted and controlled worst mongrel organized crime murder incorporated Gangster Communist government, I hand YOU the secrets to save the entire human race, and the entire UNIVERSE!
Donate money, or even a manual typewriter to me, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!

STILL NEED MORE DEC?

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I MET FRANCIS DEC!

by Forrest Jackson

Note: This account should be read AFTER reading the introduction and the transcripts: DEC INTRO Just before the great East Coast blizzard of late 1995, Francis E. Dec Esq. was lapsing into a slow death without any hope that his secrets concerning the Worldwide Containment Policy would be revealed. He had barely spoken during the entire three years of his geriatric stay at the St. Albans VA Hospital in Queens, New York. Usually, he had only one visitor, his despised and abusive brother Joseph, who would come to his bedside several times a week in a devotion both sympathetic and hateful. No doubt Francis felt that his life had been destroyed and wasted by a society that could not understand the peril it faced. He had expended his sanity hiding in the cellar of his house in Hempstead typing mad letters of warning about Frankenstein Controls, Eyesight Television, the Earphone Radio, and the Synthetic Nerve Radio Directional Antennae Loop, but no one had listened during all those years. No one seemed to care that he was now a twisted, atrophied puppet of a man, or so he thought.
Then one day, exactly thirty years after witnessing a CIA "Gangster" pumping deadly poison nerve gas smoke into the cabin of his escape flight to Poland, Mr. Dec woke up from an afternoon nap to find three Men In Black suits at his bedside with a few questions about the Computer God he had postulated. Was this trio a vindication of his insane efforts or a further persecution? I was there to pay homage and to frighten the man who has bewitched my brain-bank brain, but I will never know how he perceived our manifestation because, though he lies there consciously, Francis Dec still refuses to speak.
I first heard of Francis E. Dec via Doc Britton's recorded rants which were played at a semi-religious, ritualistic Winter Solstice nitrous oxide party hosted by the Hot Tub Mystery Religion before Christmas, 1993. I was not merely intrigued; I was imprinted. The only sense the rants made to me at the time resided in the echoing giggle-realm that accompanies the phantasmogorical insanity that laughing gas bequeaths to the brain cells it consumes. Over the next few months, I listened to the tape dozens of times until addiction set in. Not addiction to nitrous oxide but addiction to the concepts of Francis E. Dec. Now they comfort me, quietly, motionlessly. Now I, too, am a parroting puppet of the Computer God. But I love it.
I became obsessed and the rants looped endlessly in my mind. His rants reveal him to be a naughty racist and a paragon of misanthropy, but this did not deter me: I decided that I must meet the man. Snooping into a national directory of phone numbers yielded nothing. I called every listed Dec in New York City and Long Island, but no one claimed to know anything about Francis or Joseph. I called the local newspapers and the Army, but no luck. Finally, it dawned on me to write a letter to 29 Maple Ave. and hope for the best. Since I had read reports of Dec's consistent unavailability to visitors, I was resigned to the probability that he was either dead or incapacitated. A letter posted from Brooklyn from his brother Joseph confirmed that Dec was incapacitated. I wrote back to Joseph, but he would have nothing further to do with me.
In his letter, Joseph mentioned that Francis was "inactive" in a VA Hospital. From this clue, I deduced that the hospital must be either near Hempstead or Brooklyn, so I called VA Hospitals proximal to both places. After some careful questioning, I got through to Dec's ward (F3) at the St. Albans VA Hospital. The nurses refused to answer my many questions about Dec's health, military status, and mental abilities, but from their minimal responses I decided that it was worth the trip to New York.
After securing flights and a modicum of surveillance equipment, David Hanson, Ean Schuessler, and I converged in Manhattan to carry out our gangster plan -- to meet Francis Dec. The nurses assured me that we were perfectly welcome to visit any time between the hours of 9:00 AM and 9:00 PM. Initially, David wanted to stay the entire twelve hours and insisted that I bring my pet tarantula to throw on the poor bed-ridden fellow at 8:59 PM. I reminded David that, although we might look menacing to Dec in our black suits, we were there to venerate and terrify him, not to harm him.
Once in New York, we played up the pseudo-secret agent roles. We had authentic Secret Service earphone radios; devices that fit in the outer ear while broadcasting and receiving sound from distances up to 100 meters. Also, we had a small 8mm videocamera for the purpose of independently recording the images of Dec and his mythos apart from our own subjective Eyesight Television playback brain-bank brains. After all, it's a long way to the other side of the moon.
We went to see Dec at the hospital on Friday December 15th. As mentioned above, exactly thirty years before, according to his own testimony, he was starving himself after being beaten bloodily by "Polish" police with no identification at a small snowbound St. Lawrence River airport. So he was not surprised when three Men In Black appeared at his bedside. Our manifestation did cause a stir among the nurses, however, and they busted us after only four minutes of filming.
Many observers of our video of Dec lying moribund in bed think that our visitation was cruel, but I insist it was not. We traveled hundreds of miles and spent thousands of dollars for five minutes of his silently paralytic time and we view the encounter as a success. In the curving hall of Ward F3 my brain achieved a balance between the ecstasy of the numinous and the menace of the demonically paranoid when I saw the plaque on the door that stated "Dec, Francis". Unfortunately, we did not otherwise document this token of his presence nor did we steal his empty check-up sheet that his doctor probably hadn't scribbled on in months. All that mattered was that we were finally in the presence of the man who dared to stand up against the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God.
The man certainly looked dead as we approached. He may have had the head of a Polack, but he had the snake legs of Abraxas.* By saying that he had snake legs I mean that they were bound in coils beneath the bedsheets in what one nurse termed "contractures," a medical condition that manifests after a stroke. Apparently, Dec suffers continual muscle spasms that must cause him considerable pain. He may have been sedated or otherwise medicated. His ears were abnormally long and flabby, his chin displayed triangular red nicks from a recent shave, and there was a DEADLY TOUCH TABIN NEEDLE IN HIS ARM! Some would call it an "IV" but we knew better. His arm was bound in an infinite onion of gauze so that he would not pull out this needle. He waved this cottony mass at us, perhaps in communication. Sadly, there was a television pointed directly at his face. He shared the room with three or four other patients, none of whom could have suspected that a bitter, latter-day god was dying before them.
It was quite difficult to ask questions of this near-corpse. We asked him about his brother, his house, Frankenstein Controls and the Synthetic Nerve Radio Directional Antennae Loop, but he had nothing to say about any of these crucial matters. I do think that he understood us, however, because at one point David asked him to nod his head if he could hear us. Instead of complying with this simple request of head-nodding, he shifted his eyes. I do not offer this ocular tracking as unassailable proof of his coherence, but I am convinced that he was aware of us and our questions. The strangest phenomenon of our visit was not recorded. I will never forget how Dec's jaw made a continual muffled click as he chomped on his mandible. Also, I believe that he tried to communicate something by waving about his gauze-wrapped arm.
Though we were nearly arrested by the Hospital's security, we were not discouraged. The next day we rented a black Lincoln sedan (with driver) and drove out to Hempstead to see the "low deadly gangster nigger-town old house" (29 Maple Ave.). The most remarkable thing about it was the crazily painted mailbox, that was in actuality a small metal trashcan. I was tempted to steal the lid, but I refrained out of respect for future visitors. Also of note: many milk cartons around the horizontal venetian blinds; the very old black car in the garage; the ghost-of-Dec plaid shirt in the window; and the evidence of scavenged wood above the rear outer cellar door. We tried to break in, but there were simply too many people gawking at us while we pressed the videocamera against the windowpanes in vain hopes of getting a decent shot of the house's interior.
We must have looked odd emerging from and returning to our sinister black car in our black suits. These somber habiliments lent us an attitude of bravery and boldness, so we questioned as many neighbors as we could find. Though we were polite to everyone, only one person was accommodating. When asked why we were interested in the old man, I told one neighbor that Dec's writings were political in nature and might have some bearing on the Kennedy assassination case. We had flown from Dallas to find out what we could.
And that's what we did. We discovered that Dec is lost to us and the future sure seems hopeless.
Days later I spoke to one of the more candid nurses and she told me that Joseph visits Francis several times a week, though Francis rarely speaks a word. Francis' only confirmed words in three years came when the nurse told him to sit up. He looked her in the eye scornfully and asked, "Do I have to?" Yes, Francis, you must do whatever they tell you in the sealed robot arm operating cabinet. And that is where he remains, in the VA Hospital taking commands from the black nurses he hates so silently, lingering for the inevitability of gradualness.
In closing, I want to make a plea for further research into Dec's rants and life. Donna Kossy, R. Crumb, and the subGeniuses have done the world a great service by publicizing the man. Even as I write this account, there are lawyers in New York researching his legal troubles of the late 1950s. A CD release of Doc's recorded rants may appear on the market soon and the Computer God looms ever larger in the new fake starry skies. Please contact me with any information you might have about Francis Dec. I am offering a large sum reward for original Dec letters, flyers, etc. I realize that I have been sucked into Dec's realm of insanity, but how can one deny falling for such a beautifully self-consistent paranoid and viral message?
Also, I urge everyone with the inclination to visit Francis, if only to scare him and the nurses. This terrorization might be considered cruel gangsterization, but does Dec with his unparalleled racism and hatred of everyone (shy of Will Rogers) deserve gentlemanly treatment? You be the judge. Call the St. Albans VA Hospital. They will not tell you much, other than photos are a no-no, but there is a chance that you will run into Joseph there. If you decide to visit, please do me a favor and wear a black suit!
* Abraxas was the chicken-headed, snake-footed god the second century Christian mystery sect of Basilidians. Dec certainly possesses the power of such a Demiurge, in that he has created an entire world full of material evil. Dig? Dec, the Gnostic God of these End Times! I worship you!
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